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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴

@certainplanes.bsky.social
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i don’t write so much as type

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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 6h
if you need me, i’ll be reincarnating in the parking lot
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
clean boy
wet dog getting a bath
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Women should be allowed to kill one (1) person
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
here to chew bubble gum and fuck but i’m all out of fuck
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
gonna be writing some lyric ideas i think since no one will see them
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we’re just dying on the asphalt they say it might rain
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what a fucking sad few days
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
and i’ll look everywhere for your silhouette, love
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 07/02/2026
you can’t go around saying “methinks”. you just can’t be doing that shit
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
california, i will never leave you
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
Finneas and Billie
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
RIP now loading
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
there is a light that never goes out
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Haven’t been here in a minute
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
pov: guy staring at his shoes
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
might be over here more. say hello!
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
i miss you so much, sushi girl.
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
had the shittiest couple weeks
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
anyone here
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
people hated the guy for his racist antagonism and his fascist ideology, he hated entire groups of people and wanted their suffering and death to be policy
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Guy who shakes with fury at the thought of White Jesus letting brown people into an unsegregated heaven: "What we really need most right now is unity"
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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“He was killed for his Christian beliefs” Oh damn, they killed him for feeding the poor? “No” For wanting to care for the sick? “Ew no that’s socialism” For loving his neighbor? “No” Oh! Speaking against greed! “No that’s socialism” Which beliefs then? “Oh… you know the ones”
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
tickets to new mexico secured. not my favorite reason to visit this time but will be good to see family
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
who’s coming
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I've started calling men's underwear "panties" and it's been a real mood booster
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Drop some hats
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
sushi says hi
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
we’re doing LA dirty dogs
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/08/2025
i figured out a spell to send porno mags into heaven
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
missing this bar
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
the listlessness from giving too much
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
is it kindness if it’s pretending?
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i’m really sad, but always knew the ending
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i miss my sister. i wish we got along better
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Elle | fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸 @floatawaywitme.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
[to the tune of depeche mode] reach out and touch grass
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Lucy A. Snyder @lucyasnyder.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
guess i’m over here for a bit
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Steve is losing his marbles
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
really struggling to stay motivated with work. it’s just sucking the life out of me and feels so meaningless
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
shrimps is radioactive bugs
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Dječak slavonske ravni @ludy.eurosky.social · 19/08/2025
You and me Bono, you and me both
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Micah The Seeker @micahtheseeker.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Drinking a big cup of centrist tears
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
hulk hogan was a pos
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Why do they call them cutoffs and not le petite jort
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𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @certainplanes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
hey anyone there?
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