Reposted by 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴

“He was killed for his Christian beliefs”
Oh damn, they killed him for feeding the poor?
“No”
For wanting to care for the sick?
“Ew no that’s socialism”
For loving his neighbor?
“No”
Oh! Speaking against greed!
“No that’s socialism”
Which beliefs then?
“Oh… you know the ones”