iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 10h

*clears throat dramatically* MA MA MAAAAAAAA that is all

Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 10h

God was like “cats were put on this earth to wake Noors up & Noors were put on this earth to remind cats that if they dont get their shit together they’ll be stuck in hell with her for like… ever”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 10h

I forgot that “ohhhh meh meh meh I’M TOUCHDOWN, I’M going on a a blimp MEHHH” is from Archer because i say that to my cat like 20 times a day.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

lookin real judgemental for a mf i used to hide my emotional support cocaine in.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For like 45 entire minutes i thought a messy pile of blankets at the foot of my bed was my cat. My soul about left my body when my actual cat jumped up on to my lap from God even knows where.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just sat up in bed laughing because out of nowhere i remembered some 2002 ass memory of blowing off Spanish after senior pictures & that teacher the next day being like “everyone else came back to class except u” & my stupit ass was like “oh yeah, my b, i thought i had friends”💀

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear Mr Belding Now that ur dead & before u go to heaven, please drop in to hell & whoop the shit out of Screech’s annoying ass Sincerely, Everybody

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i didn’t realize these gummi snackss i bought the other day were vegan till like today, but now i know why the lady at the grocery store was looking at me like i was a martian, because yeah i bought So Much beef jerky & ground beef & chicken & also these vegan gummi rainbows 😭

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I took a shot of fireball every time i saw a cockroach & now im HUD housing drunk RIP

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not to put too fine a point on it, but St Aileen woulda dealt w the Cornell 7 real quick.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw this thing that was like “see tom cruise in” & for a brief moment i read “Sen Tom Cruise” & thought i had jumped universes somehow.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rewatching 911 but shaking my head & saying “this is copaganda” every 3 minutes so everyone knows I’m mad.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gf “u should totally cosplay as Kureha” Me “honestly any excuse to walk around in a mid drift chugging wine straight out the bottle & cackling” Gf Me “i mean… yknow… more than usual”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Texting based brother like “I’m so mad im about to get a greyhound to ur house” like i’m so mad I’d go to new jersey on purpose 😭

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is my emotional support 500 bags of flamin hachitos flavored popcorn that i will crash out about on principle, tysm.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me “so dya remember [guy]? He was a mallrat with us” Gf “?” Me “Fillipino” Gf Me “metalhead?” Gf Me “adamant that he’d become the drummer in slipknot” Gf “did he have long hair & was 6’3?” Me “YES” Gf “yeah what about him” Me “idk i forgot, im just glad he’s not a false memory”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna need mfs to stop acting like some marginalized ppl don’t still join the military, & once u do that yes you are part of the problem. So forgive me if the global south isn’t like “well they rly needed to pay for college, they’re clearly struggling”. Be so fucking for real rn.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“The US/Israel are using innocent ppl as cannon fodder” So is that the ethno-supremacists in Israel what think they’re God’s favorite little birthday boys, or the ppl in America that chose their comfort over the lives of ppl in the global south? & why should i care about either?

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is i, the CEO of doing cocaine, here to tell you about cocaine. Spoiler alert i can’t afford it anymore 💔

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I forgot i took 2 edibles like 3 hours ago & just took a edible. This can only end in the best rock album known to man

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Flamin hot cheetos popcorn AND a one piece movie w my gf AND drinking a sleeve of fireball AND just took 2 edibles? Today fuckin RULES.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of my all time favorite internet bits is when a bot reply to a post is garbled nonsense because the AI glitched & someone replies to it “you wanna try that again champ?” Fuckin kills me every time.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m extremely self involved.. but not in the “if i’m not the main character of the revolution ur doing it wrong” way, just in the “I regularly get drunk & read thru all of my best bangers that i crosspost to lesser apps & laugh at how funny i think i am” way.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When i first heard “Same Old Love” i genuinely thought it was gwen stefani (derogatory)

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My baba was like “im cleaning out the fridge u want some beers?” & i was like “crazy of u to ask such an obvious question” so now i have a bunch of german beers & unfortunately germans can do 2 specific things very well; fascism & beer.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Singing “be prepared” to my cat & when Scar says “even YOU can’t be caught unaware” i booped my cat’s nose at the YOU & I swear on God’s own name that he nodded. Comrade Touchdown will NOT be caught unaware, fellas.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me “death before dishonor” Gf “stop quoting lenin” Me “close but that’s blackie fontana”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Futurama/Disenchanted crossover on my own birthday? PROOF THAT GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN TO INSUFFERABLE PEOPLE TOO 🥰😁

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Courtney Love rly was like “ur drunk on apathy u burned right out” & unfortunately no queen, im just drunk on fireball. Still burned right out tho so she had a Point.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Someone unfollowed me for being annoying about Courtney Love like oh im sorry are u new? Being annoying about Courtney Love is like the one thing i’m so good at that it should be on my resume.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes God is like “well it could always be worse” then one of my dear friends i known since college kindly wishes me a happy birthday but he’s a Giants fan.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Noor what is even is ur ethnicity” This

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tsarist propaganda should have a shitty soundtrack. YES I UNDERSTAND HOW PROPAGANDA WORKS. Still mad tho.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Unc “so why exactly did u leave Western Maryland University” Me “well it was to pursue a lucrative career in doing & selling heroin” Unc “omg!???!!?!??” Me “to be fair it was on that bmore skag what was so good it killed Hedberg” Unc “NOOR” Me “WELL????”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reasons To Be Beautiful by Hole directly followed by The Mourn by skinny puppy is so diabolical. 💀💔

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Someone should buy me a shot for my birthday considering I’ve been very well behaved all year- well most of the y- well at least all mont- uh this wee- ok definitely today. Venm/c$ MuslimMissWorld Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Singing “Built This Way” angrily while mass murdering the bathroom roaches >>> rehab

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My baba was like “im gonna come see u on Monday sometime between lunch & dinner” & watch this mf call me at noon talkin bout “habibi im here”

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One thing bout playing Rush at the bar as a female Rush fan- u can be ugly as hell but men will buy u drinks bc u know who neil peart is but u gotta pretend u dont. U gotta say “i love this band what a drummer, neil right” & let men buy u drinks to tel u shit u already been knew.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me drunk every time there’s a lull in the music & at the top of my lungs “FREE PALESTINE” U can’t take me anywhere but also u should take me everywhere bc i bring a certain “FREE PALESTINE” energy u simply can’t match ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Welcome to the unsanctioned baygrass party” cool idk what that means but u had me at “unsanctioned” & “party”.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

U guys the german cockroaches told me god promised them my condo 3 thousand years ago, what charlie do now?

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wonder why even as nationalism & fascism grow in the US it’s still safer to criticize the US & our own leaders more than it is to even utter the word genocide much less do anything but bow the knee to Israel. It’s nothing i bet, noticing that is actually very antisemitic.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Watching a found footage horror movie & halfway thru it one of the filmmakers is like “nope fuck this im leaving; the window opened & closed AND a bitch levitated on to the counter, bye” & just fucks off. & yeah honestly that is the only rational way to respond to that situation

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love finding shit like “what does space sound like” & it’s very likely to be fake as hell & it could potentially be real & all i know is im very high & gonna put my sleep mask & headphones on & sensory deprivation myself in to outer space

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dramatically threw myself down on the bed & heard the CRUNCH of the full bag of old bay chips i had forgotten was there RIP

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Doing shots of fireball & watching action movies w my girl & insisting how i could easily do those stunts all while my back still hurts just from bouncing around at the Thorogood show like 48 hours ago. Generic middle aged man experience except u see, im a middle aged lesbian.

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Noor ☭ Chesapeake Bae🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Baba “so this guy calls u 5x a day and ur just friends but-” Me “wait who tf??” Baba “ur best friend! That guy!” Me “u mean sean?” Baba “yah” Me “bruh he’s called me maybe 5 times this whole week?” Baba Me Baba Me “dude ur so dramatic” Baba “yeah i guess”

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