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Celestial Forests

@celestialforests.bsky.social
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vote for me and I’ll make it illegal to watch video in public without headphones.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
jrpgs are named after their inventor jake rpgs
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to horses, they are just normal radishes
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
bayesic-bitch on Tumblr: "it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Suffering from “missing my girlfriend” disease 😭😭😭
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my jaw was on the floor. my ass was on the edge of my seat. my legs were akimbo. my nose was in a book. one foot was in the door and the other was in my mouth. my left hand was washing the right. my right hand didn't know what the other was doing. my ears were to the ground. and my eyes were up here
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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tropical steppe 🐟🐠 🐡 @tropicalsteppe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A trans woman asks another trans woman "why do our conversations always descend into tranny Seinfeld bits?" The other trans woman says "that reminds me, I got politely "they"-ed yesterday." The first one replies "They gave you the polite "They." In Costanza-like fashion the second one says "they gave me the polite "they!"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 07/11/2024
digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation
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kahel 🔞 @kahelmoan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
girl dinner
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Nora Blake @skulldaughter.exportaud.io · 15/07/2026
me on my way to steal your girl
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Killvia Bones 💀💜 @vestenet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
many of you
togusa is asked if he is in cyber brain autistic mode
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
donkey kong holds a barrel in the darkness
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 07/03/2026
A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."
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Kirby @pearltiddys.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
there's been talk over on tumblr of post-coital whiteboard debriefs and i just gotta say, they totally would. #catradora
catra and adora, ruffled up after sex, pondering a whiteboard with several charts and a pros/cons list to the sex they just had. adora's writing with a blue marker and catra with a red one. some of the pros listed: noises you made while bouncing up and down on my tongue 
(adora); very detailed tongue work & use of fingernails during climax (catra); pussy tasted amazing (adora). some of the cons listed: neck kind of hurt* (adora); would have enjoyed more fingers (catra); wrist kind of hurt* (adora). the asterisk leads to a note at the bottom where adora admits, "I kind of liked it."
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A country boy who loves dubstep in Knicks logo form https://pixelframe.design/new-york-knicks-logo-font-generator/
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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷🤘🎸💙 @redfives.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New PlayStation marketing just dropped
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
saw a t-shirt this evening that really moved me
person in a tshirt that says I MET DR PEPPER SHE'S BLACK
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Mom @milph.mom · 11/06/2025
Nobody: Roster of a Live Service Hero Shooter that will be cancelled before it leaves open beta:
A promotional picture from Atlantis: Milo’s Return.

I know someone is going to comment on it, but don’t worry, she has more melanin in the actual Direct-to-Video special, she’s drawn with a lower budget.
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flynn @icelevelartzone.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
samwise gamgee @rangedtouch.bsky.social
samwise gamgee built like a brick and with a big hat
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The world is organized around protecting men from accountability and protecting D&D players from learning a better game
News headline: Vampire the Masquerade officially joins dungeons and dragons. You’ll soon be able to play a VtM style vampire in D&D
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🥤3-1-1🥤 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think we gotta bring this one back after this week
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A photo of Werner Herzog with a speech bubble facing the quoted skeet.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Here's another one:
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.
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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ill care about persona 6 leaks if they let me play a beautiful woman who can kiss another woman
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/05/2026
trans woman's replies when she mentions that the democrats are leaving her and her siblings out to rot
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Sol @racesolar.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ALL OF EXISTENCE... BENT TO MY WILL..! *rotates the stage 90 degrees*
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
PEOPLE WRITING ABOUT LOVECRAFT: he was the master of indescribable horrors LOVECRAFT, WRITING: it was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people-eater! DEAR GOD, I SAY, A ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE-EATER! and that's not an ethnicity I like!
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Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com · 25/12/2025
The Ideal Woman
(Picture of a wolf)
> good at killing
> is nice to you
> Loves you
> can dig
> shares food
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it is mere decades in the future. technological modernity has collapsed. i am part of a theater company, traveling the wasteland performing classic Vines
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
marsixm
mafia goon in the 1940's who just started transitioning:
[screenshot] {Never been abroad before,}
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 17/12/2024
started watching the new godfather prequel on max last night. set 10,000 years before don vito came to america, it tells the story of grog corleone’s struggle to regain control of his ancestral cave. 1st episode a bit of a slow burn but chazz brando’s not bad in the lead for a first time actor.
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
🫣🫣🫣
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/03/2026
found my oomfs
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Andi @menschy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
it’s never polite to ask a woman how many cans of amy’s organic spicy vegetarian chili she’s eaten in her life.
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miah @ blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
classics of post
tumblr post from user muzzlekiss that reads: [flirting] if you put your hand on my throat you can watch my brain kick down several gears like a prey animal that knows it's done running
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