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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 12h
Joey Votto's suit of tie
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tom verducci www.si.com/mlb/yankees-...
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
need the Red Sox to lock in and support my large adult son in defeating the evil empire tonight
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2024
October got me like
Giant baseball literally on a man’s head, with the caption SOMETHING ON HIS MIND #mlb
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight's incredible sunset over Boston before this weekend's Nor'easter... ❤️ 📸: @iamiya @_nicoleoliveira_ @tinaliberty @majdgeorge98
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the WPBL clearly had better hitters than pitchers. Teams averaged 8 runs per game. The league's total batting average was .340. And then the greatest women's baseball pitcher of all time pitched the league's first complete game shutout in the winner-take-all Game 5 of the championship series
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Today in Sports! 🃏 A Queen and an Ace 🃏
Ayami Sato just gave the greatest pitching performance in WPBL history. PLUS: A requiem for the Connecticut Sun, your weekend Sports! viewing guide, and more!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 23/09/2026
Fall skies from Fenway 😊
Pink and lavender skies streaked with clouds over the Fenway Park facade.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the autumnal equinox, Northern Hemisphere folks, this might be a good day to get your full spectrum lamp and/or Vitamin D supplements back out of storage why wait until things are bad a month from now when you could prevent it from happening by starting now!!
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
Alt: That clip from Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember) that everyone posts today because it says "Do you remember/the 21st night of September?"
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 20/09/2026
NEXT STOP: POSTSEASON BASEBALL.
TEXT: "TICKET PUNCHED
Postseason 2026
Punch Back"

IMAGE: Red Sox Postseason Clinch graphic featuring 35 cutouts of the 2026 roster on top of a textured grey background with black baseball elements. Images of the pitching staff are seen in the top section in black and white while position players are underneath wearing the home white uniforms. Red text reading “Ticket Punched” and a white MLB Postseason 2026 logo are in the center of the graphic. A white logo reading punch back is seen in the lower right corner.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 18/09/2026
Happy birthday to our stellar center fielder 🌟
TEXT: Happy Birthday 
Ceddanne Rafaela

IMAGE: Ceddanne Rafaela stands posed in front of a dark green background holding a bat on his shoulder. He is wearing the Red Sox home white uniform with a navy bomber jacket on top.
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Boston University's English department (my dept) recently voted to approve new learning outcomes for the English major, including an anti-AI provision that requires students to “craft and revise writing that is sustained, original, and generated without the assistance of AI."
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New Learning Outcomes Announced | English
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
“Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wandering around some cave while a king’s ghost offers exposition about the realm’s ongoing civil war.” — Rudy Kelleher, local gamer
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Video Game Prologue Still Going
CONCORD, MA—As he expressed alarm at still not having reached the title’s open world, local gamer Rudy Kelleher confirmed Tuesday that the prologue of his recently purchased video game was still going...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
payton tolle is my favorite baseball player right now and it isn't close nothing bad is allowed to happen to this big galoot
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
EVERY PITCH: Payton Tolle's immaculate inning 😤
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that
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かわアナゴ @kawaanago0827.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
メガタイレーツ #ちびかわポケ
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Alex Horne from Taskmaster
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374
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Cate Denial @cjdenial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hilarious and enlightening activity in today's academic orientation (I did not come up with the idea; Jered Bright did). Students wrote professional emails to profs on the board, and we brainstormed how to make them even better. Then they wrote the most unprofessional email to a prof they could.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Having a great day not voting for Seth Moulton
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hit my head on the corner of the dresser while getting up from the floor. 10 day injured list
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this is so important it needed its own clip actually
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Footage of my important Big Walk Announcement captured by @cel10e.bsky.social , @faustianfool.bsky.social witnessing
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lord help me im considering playing dragon age again
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🐾Skitty🔥 @sugrrnspice.art · 28/08/2026
friendslop.....💙
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
tragic news i bought a two pack of scent diffuser refills and i don't like the scent 😔
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#0E5951
a square filled in with dark bluish green color  #0e5951.
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just got rick rolled at the ballpark 10/10 experience thank you @jtkantor.bsky.social
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
take goo
Screenshot of ditto in a Pokémon trading screen with text saying “take goo”
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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./yemáko/badgames.zip @badgameszip.itch.io · 10/08/2026
sorry to the haters but the CORRECT order to play the series is A Short Hike Big Walk Marathon
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Matt Monagan @mattmonagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He lives in his mom's "nice basement." He gulps down Red Bulls to stay awake. He ices his hands to avoid cramps. And for the last 6 days, more than 1,600 attempts, he's gained a following trying to throw a perfect game in MVP 05. Only with Roy Oswalt. www.mlb.com/news/man-try...
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A man has spent 6 days trying to throw a Roy Oswalt perfect game in MVP '05
You can hear the urgency, the stress, the anxious excitement, almost immediately when Jay Lucarelli picks up the phone. Over the last six days, for an average of close to eight hours per day, the 31-y...
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
miracle of miracles i connected my printer to my work laptop using the default windows add device search and it Just Worked
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
load bearing Friday mid afternoon two hour nap
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com
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Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 12/08/2026
Brenda Romero's beautiful 'Chasing Lilacs' is a personal history told through the lens of gaming: aftermath.site/chasing-lilacs/
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you saw over 30 cats steal a boat, no you didn't
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/08/2026
he is twenty three years old
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing at someone
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hands down wildest game I've ever been to what a night!!!!!!! The red sox are inevitable
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the smallest possible e @cel10e.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I LIVED BITCH
selfie of me at Fenway Park after the red sox walk off in the bottom of the 13th inning
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