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opinions expressed are not mine, they're your opinions, and your employers opinions too. and are 100% correct they, 199X also i love you

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 4h
my hot take is that x is in fact still important for anyone following international affairs. but given how noticeably and publicly brains get pickled from x-immersion, i think anyone with a medical history of being a dope (for example, crypto-optimism) should practice self care and abstain
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 4h
Something that would seriously improve BlueSky as a platform: 1. Copy Mastodon's "all links are 23 characters", allowing you to post citations to long links, or even better, 2. Allow users to cite sources without using any characters at all.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 4h
By the numbers, X is disproportionately popular with 1. People who seek CSAM 2. People who produce and share CSAM 3. Child sex abusers who contact children for grooming 4. Child sex abusers who contact children for trafficking My short writeup ballooned to 15K+ characters (50 posts) long though
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 10h
Rockstar is currently embroiled in a legal battle after firing 34 staff, most of whom were involved in unionization efforts. When I asked Rockstar head of publishing Jennifer Kolbe about voluntary recognition, she said: "We go where the team goes. So if they want a union, they will have a union.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/10/2026
I left X *because* I had a large following. People told me I was the reason they were staying on there, and I didn’t want to be responsible for 100k+ people sticking around for abuse, CSAM, and Nazis. Simple as that
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23h
iMessage on Mac keeps generating AI responses Siri>Apps>Messages> Suggestions disabled Screen Time > Content & Privacy > Siri, set to non-AI, "Writing Assistance" off Messages > Settings > nothing to disable Still suggests slop. Setting buried under Keyboard > Input sources > All Input Sources
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
No sugar, no petroleum-based dyes, high fiber. Awesome Can the next health trends be "no sand added" please? Then after that can we get "no curing salts" without a tiny asterisk adding "haha fuck you, except the curing salts we derived from celery"? Low-sodium would be awesome too thanks
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
Been feeling this increasingly over the past few years. People off X unwittingly share AI-generated thinly-veiled hate narratives from nazis, the proliferation of white nationalist and adjacent vernacular, etc. I guess it's too wokescoldy to say it's bad to be a nazi
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 13/10/2026
To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.
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Pete Hegseth's firing squad livestream has fans in the defense industry
Co-founders of Palantir and defense tech firm Anduril are defending "public and brutal" executions.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/10/2026
The thing about node is that the right way to use node is to use npm, and the right way to use npm is to use nvm, and "nvm" is the right thing to think whenever you want to use node,
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Token Party Member #1438 @starlynx.dev · 07/10/2026
Rest in peace to one is the most important technology engineers of all time. Thank you for everything you brought the world, Margaret! 🙏 news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Mick Hyde @mickhyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter bit.ly/3Vy6WtM
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Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter
Discord's privacy woes continue as hackers of a third-party security tool make off with 1 million user email addresses.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
I need to sleep. This was an insane night. And I'm not even a mathematician.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
A new proof about Bose-Einstein Condensation? That's the coolest thing!
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/10/2026
I'm happy I wasn't the only one who read "subquadratic 3SUM" as "subquadratic 3SAT". My stomach dropped to the floor. Subquadratic 3SAT would be as huge as backwards time travel or sentient aliens visiting us
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/10/2026
Threesomes 🤝 3SUM Broken when someone decides to involve Claude
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 05/10/2026
this isn't useful at all
How to wear a Morphsuit?

Wear with pride, relish being the centre of attention and Morph on!

Return to FAQs
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 04/10/2026
awh geeze
Screenshot of Brazil's election results at 47% reporting. Flávio Bolsonaro leads at 50.20%, with Lula at 41.63%, Escritor Augusto Cury at 2.96%. Ronaldo Caiado's name is replaced with "Jeb! Bush" at 2.38%. Renan Santos at 2.32%.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/10/2026
Here at Apple, we're proudly pushing new frontiers in a post-consent world. You're going to love it, whether you like it or not.
Tim Cook from Apple smiling while wearing a blue shirt
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New: iPhones have an automatic reboot feature which quietly reboots the phone after a certain time; cops were freaking out about this when we revealed it in 2024. Now, phone hackers have a way around it, according to a leaked video www.404media.co/cops-can-byp...
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Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot to Get Into Locked Phones, Leaked Video Claims
Magent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out.
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
probably fine that all these new ai agent rollouts are so cutesy and childish. probably a sign of innocuous, normal shit
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 28/09/2026
Every day I wake up and wish Lina Khan was still chair of the FTC
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite thing is when a podcast host misattributes a statement to an expert, who immediately contradicts it. Host: "On footwear, Irene says it's pretty simple: It shouldn't feel better to take your shoes off." Irene: "It'll always feel a little better to take your shoes off,"
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zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#pico8 now has the most officially published cartridges of any console in history. Well done everyone.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If bunnies could talk: "Oh boy! Pellets! My favorite!"
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Slashley Black 🔪🔪🔪 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
photoshop of a post:

"i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on Mr. Goemon today"

"good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today"
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
“This is absolutely going to create a ton of outcry if we publicly launch this as default-on. It will kill all the goodwill and organic press we’re getting from early adopters,” they wrote. “Please think about how the headlines will scream ‘Meta uses humans behind the scenes to make calls’ or ‘Muse AI is actually independent contractors’ and result in a ton of bad press about the privacy and security of our data handling […] please PLEASE do not release this as-is and at least make this a user preference if we absolutely must launch this. Please.”
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 22/09/2026
My Freak's opinion is that Halo 4 is the best campaign in the series. I really loved Halo then, and it was still a social experience (sans the vitriolic online community). With a directionless narrative and no couch co-op, Halo felt like it ended after 4, but it looks over for reals now. Oh well,
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internet possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ - 0.3 Megapixels @dog9mango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get lasered idiot
Night shot of possum on a fence with lasers coming out of it's eyes
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 21/09/2026
I am very happy to have vaccines which protect me from and mitigate illnesses. But geeeze they can be rough for me. But if everyone in my life told me vaccines were a supernatural evil poison pushed by shadowy elites to corrupt my body and soul, I'd be a bit predisposed to believe that.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 19/09/2026
I am looking for a print map like this NatGeo one, mapping human migration, but it is flawed for being relatively sparse and for having the Americas on the left. This Wikipedia map reads better for having the Americas on the right, but is sparse and not print-ready.
Nation Geographic map of human migration, sparse with lines, and with the Americas on the leftmost side of the mapEven more information sparse map, mapping Homo sapiens, neanderthalensis, and erectus from Africa through the Americas
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 18/09/2026
I listened to "Shape of You" yesterday. In the late 2010s, I listened to Siivagunner and CANMT almost exclusively. So, I legitimately thought "Shape of You" was an irreverent joke song making fun of music. I can not believe this is a serious song beloved by millions, this is cbat to my ears
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
starting a weird sex cult whose members end up leading the most powerful tech companies and drives national policy around the world. our seminal text is tails gets trolled
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2016 Tumblr was different and beautiful
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 14/09/2026
you really really really don't want this to be your website
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 12/09/2026
People seriously need to get off Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube shorts, the Discover tab if you're using it here, etc. Your algorithmic feed is AI now, with all its inherent issues, and it's probably making you a worse person. If you're anti-AI, all the more reason not to consume slop feeds.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026
A trans man in the UK has been banned in the workplace restrooms after he was forced to use the women's restrooms to comply with the new EHRC guidance. The women complained because he is visibly male and so they told him he can't use any bathroom.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/LegalAdviceUK subreddit by user Dijstraanon, titled "FtM transgender facing two different issues at work? England."
The post text reads:
"Brother in law is trans FtM and presents fully as a man. He's now facing an impossible situation at work with his employer telling him that due to recent legislation he must use the toilet of his birth gender. BUT several female colleagues have raised a grievance about him using their gendered toilet.
His employer has told him that he cannot use the toilet while he is at work until they sort it out and cannot give him a timeframe to do so. They do [cut off] have disabled separate toilets.
In the mean time one of his female colleagues has accused him of sexual harassment because he was used their gendered toilet. His menstrual cycle meant he needed to use the toilet.
He's been with the employer for just over 5 years but only in this location for 18 months. The location is mainly male with just a handful of females, and his workshop only has male toilets.
I do not know how to support him and as he's not in a union there is no one to turn too right now."
The post has an orange "Comments Moderated" tag, 169 upvotes, and 134 comments.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/09/2026
Had a flight today (25th anniversary of 9/11!) and the return flight leaves at 9:11 AM. Amazing!
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/09/2026
In traffic, next to a car blasting Nyan Cat and slowly inching forward to the beat on the brake. Very delightful moment :)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026
Oh, fuck you.
Gmail screenshot. 

Loop Earplugs
Problem with your order #7005
Don't worry, we've got a quick fix for you!The email body says “it hasn’t been placed yet ;)”
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lots of games appeared in the latest Nintendo Direct! Which ones are you most excited about?
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 09/09/2026
Maybe the reason iPhones are so slow is so that the animations look good for these presentations
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 09/09/2026
"Odyssey this, Iliad that. I just finished 'The Song of Achilles' and I want some more fiction but I can't stand more Hellenistic fanfic. Let me just go to my unread stack of Ursula K. LeGuin novels, she is not one to write such things. Ah, Lavinia is next, wonderful, what is that about,"
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 08/09/2026
"Exponentially" implies a relationship between two quantifiable things, not two numbers. NO: "The US killed exponentially more civilians in response to 9/11" YES: "The US killed over 1000 times more civilians in response to 9/11"
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