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opinions expressed are not mine, they're your opinions, and your employers opinions too. and are 100% correct they, 199X also i love you

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 7h
my hot take is that x is in fact still important for anyone following international affairs. but given how noticeably and publicly brains get pickled from x-immersion, i think anyone with a medical history of being a dope (for example, crypto-optimism) should practice self care and abstain
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 6h
Something that would seriously improve BlueSky as a platform: 1. Copy Mastodon's "all links are 23 characters", allowing you to post citations to long links, or even better, 2. Allow users to cite sources without using any characters at all.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 6h
By the numbers, X is disproportionately popular with 1. People who seek CSAM 2. People who produce and share CSAM 3. Child sex abusers who contact children for grooming 4. Child sex abusers who contact children for trafficking My short writeup ballooned to 15K+ characters (50 posts) long though
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 12h
Rockstar is currently embroiled in a legal battle after firing 34 staff, most of whom were involved in unionization efforts. When I asked Rockstar head of publishing Jennifer Kolbe about voluntary recognition, she said: "We go where the team goes. So if they want a union, they will have a union.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/10/2026
I left X *because* I had a large following. People told me I was the reason they were staying on there, and I didn’t want to be responsible for 100k+ people sticking around for abuse, CSAM, and Nazis. Simple as that
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
www.reddit.com/r/CharacterA... double lol because someone else posted it and it's not removed
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From the CharacterAI community on Reddit: They were purposely lowering quality
Explore this post and more from the CharacterAI community
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
iMessage on Mac keeps generating AI responses Siri>Apps>Messages> Suggestions disabled Screen Time > Content & Privacy > Siri, set to non-AI, "Writing Assistance" off Messages > Settings > nothing to disable Still suggests slop. Setting buried under Keyboard > Input sources > All Input Sources
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
No sugar, no petroleum-based dyes, high fiber. Awesome Can the next health trends be "no sand added" please? Then after that can we get "no curing salts" without a tiny asterisk adding "haha fuck you, except the curing salts we derived from celery"? Low-sodium would be awesome too thanks
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
The CSAM: ncmec.org/content/dam/... We expect higher rates of CSAM on dedicated messaging apps and on services which allow porn. So, a fair comparison: Reddit: 65K at 760MMAU Pinterest: 418K at 570MMAU X: 953K at 550MMAU 4chan: 7K at <100MMAU Huge CSAM-per-user ratio, even w/o age breakdown
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
Increasingly I am seeing queer and trans people who are just simply white supremacists :( Which even 10 years ago would have been seen as incongruous enough to be a hilarious novelty
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
Been feeling this increasingly over the past few years. People off X unwittingly share AI-generated thinly-veiled hate narratives from nazis, the proliferation of white nationalist and adjacent vernacular, etc. I guess it's too wokescoldy to say it's bad to be a nazi
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 13/10/2026
To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.
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Pete Hegseth's firing squad livestream has fans in the defense industry
Co-founders of Palantir and defense tech firm Anduril are defending "public and brutal" executions.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/10/2026
The thing about node is that the right way to use node is to use npm, and the right way to use npm is to use nvm, and "nvm" is the right thing to think whenever you want to use node,
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 09/10/2026
The ways you describe needing to get fucked are increasingly destructive. Posting is the most important thing a person can do in this world
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Token Party Member #1438 @starlynx.dev · 07/10/2026
Rest in peace to one is the most important technology engineers of all time. Thank you for everything you brought the world, Margaret! 🙏 news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Mick Hyde @mickhyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter bit.ly/3Vy6WtM
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Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter
Discord's privacy woes continue as hackers of a third-party security tool make off with 1 million user email addresses.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
I need to sleep. This was an insane night. And I'm not even a mathematician.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
I am kind of freaking out about this one especially haha. Gap in my knowledge is I can't read this and have an idea of what kind of hardware it takes
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
A new proof about Bose-Einstein Condensation? That's the coolest thing!
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 07/10/2026
Haha, I thought the sky was falling when 3SUM came out. Just a few hours later it seems kind of quaint. I can only say "big if true" so many times a minute
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/10/2026
I'm happy I wasn't the only one who read "subquadratic 3SUM" as "subquadratic 3SAT". My stomach dropped to the floor. Subquadratic 3SAT would be as huge as backwards time travel or sentient aliens visiting us
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/10/2026
(I haven't checked if the deterministic subquadratic deterministic 3SUM result is actually true or not, I just wanted to make the joke) (Also: man. big if true. man. 🐴)
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/10/2026
Threesomes 🤝 3SUM Broken when someone decides to involve Claude
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 05/10/2026
i survived but that was scarey
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 05/10/2026
i can not take this off. i am going to doie
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 05/10/2026
this isn't useful at all
How to wear a Morphsuit?

Wear with pride, relish being the centre of attention and Morph on!

Return to FAQs
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 04/10/2026
awh geeze
Screenshot of Brazil's election results at 47% reporting. Flávio Bolsonaro leads at 50.20%, with Lula at 41.63%, Escritor Augusto Cury at 2.96%. Ronaldo Caiado's name is replaced with "Jeb! Bush" at 2.38%. Renan Santos at 2.32%.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 02/10/2026
I've been saying "I can't believe it's almost June" since May 2025
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/10/2026
Here at Apple, we're proudly pushing new frontiers in a post-consent world. You're going to love it, whether you like it or not.
Tim Cook from Apple smiling while wearing a blue shirt
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New: iPhones have an automatic reboot feature which quietly reboots the phone after a certain time; cops were freaking out about this when we revealed it in 2024. Now, phone hackers have a way around it, according to a leaked video www.404media.co/cops-can-byp...
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Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot to Get Into Locked Phones, Leaked Video Claims
Magent Forensics, the owner of the GrayKey phone unlocking tool, says it can bypass an iPhone rebooting feature that was locking cops out.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 30/09/2026
If they're outside and doing cardio or wearing glasses, then there are answers here. Off temporarily outside where it's not as useful anyways / blinds glasses wearers, partially on with only the purpose of protecting from air pollution, etc
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
probably fine that all these new ai agent rollouts are so cutesy and childish. probably a sign of innocuous, normal shit
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 29/09/2026
And to think I stopped watching this show! Obviously I gotta watch it now
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 28/09/2026
Every day I wake up and wish Lina Khan was still chair of the FTC
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite thing is when a podcast host misattributes a statement to an expert, who immediately contradicts it. Host: "On footwear, Irene says it's pretty simple: It shouldn't feel better to take your shoes off." Irene: "It'll always feel a little better to take your shoes off,"
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 26/09/2026
guy who takes the name Soul Caliber II (i knew a guy who took on this name)
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 26/09/2026
I feel similarly about Breaking Bad. Genuinely one of the best, yeah, but it also got very lucky with timing. What with releasing in the last years of serial broadcast dominance and in the first years of streaming taking over.
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zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#pico8 now has the most officially published cartridges of any console in history. Well done everyone.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If bunnies could talk: "Oh boy! Pellets! My favorite!"
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 24/09/2026
Yes, and also there should be six seasons, not four
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Slashley Black 🔪🔪🔪 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
photoshop of a post:

"i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on Mr. Goemon today"

"good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today"
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
“This is absolutely going to create a ton of outcry if we publicly launch this as default-on. It will kill all the goodwill and organic press we’re getting from early adopters,” they wrote. “Please think about how the headlines will scream ‘Meta uses humans behind the scenes to make calls’ or ‘Muse AI is actually independent contractors’ and result in a ton of bad press about the privacy and security of our data handling […] please PLEASE do not release this as-is and at least make this a user preference if we absolutely must launch this. Please.”
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 22/09/2026
My Freak's opinion is that Halo 4 is the best campaign in the series. I really loved Halo then, and it was still a social experience (sans the vitriolic online community). With a directionless narrative and no couch co-op, Halo felt like it ended after 4, but it looks over for reals now. Oh well,
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internet possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ - 0.3 Megapixels @dog9mango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get lasered idiot
Night shot of possum on a fence with lasers coming out of it's eyes
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 21/09/2026
I am very happy to have vaccines which protect me from and mitigate illnesses. But geeeze they can be rough for me. But if everyone in my life told me vaccines were a supernatural evil poison pushed by shadowy elites to corrupt my body and soul, I'd be a bit predisposed to believe that.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 19/09/2026
I am looking for a print map like this NatGeo one, mapping human migration, but it is flawed for being relatively sparse and for having the Americas on the left. This Wikipedia map reads better for having the Americas on the right, but is sparse and not print-ready.
Nation Geographic map of human migration, sparse with lines, and with the Americas on the leftmost side of the mapEven more information sparse map, mapping Homo sapiens, neanderthalensis, and erectus from Africa through the Americas
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