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opinions expressed are not mine, they're your opinions, and your employers opinions too. and are 100% correct they, 199X also i love you

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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/10/2026
iMessage on Mac keeps generating AI responses Siri>Apps>Messages> Suggestions disabled Screen Time > Content & Privacy > Siri, set to non-AI, "Writing Assistance" off Messages > Settings > nothing to disable Still suggests slop. Setting buried under Keyboard > Input sources > All Input Sources
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 05/10/2026
this isn't useful at all
How to wear a Morphsuit?

Wear with pride, relish being the centre of attention and Morph on!

Return to FAQs
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 04/10/2026
awh geeze
Screenshot of Brazil's election results at 47% reporting. Flávio Bolsonaro leads at 50.20%, with Lula at 41.63%, Escritor Augusto Cury at 2.96%. Ronaldo Caiado's name is replaced with "Jeb! Bush" at 2.38%. Renan Santos at 2.32%.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/10/2026
Here at Apple, we're proudly pushing new frontiers in a post-consent world. You're going to love it, whether you like it or not.
Tim Cook from Apple smiling while wearing a blue shirt
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 19/09/2026
I am looking for a print map like this NatGeo one, mapping human migration, but it is flawed for being relatively sparse and for having the Americas on the left. This Wikipedia map reads better for having the Americas on the right, but is sparse and not print-ready.
Nation Geographic map of human migration, sparse with lines, and with the Americas on the leftmost side of the mapEven more information sparse map, mapping Homo sapiens, neanderthalensis, and erectus from Africa through the Americas
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/08/2026
AP using a photo of Trump asleep in front of the POTUS symbol for their headline yeah
"Trump has been losing his battle to cut interest rates" headline under a photo of Trump sleeping in front of the seal of the POTUS
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 28/07/2026
Something I do really love in the first mission is the implication Keyes' magnum is a ceremonial one with sentimental value. Of course he doesn't keep it loaded. Also, Halo spoiler CW
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 17/07/2026
FX on Instagram uploaded this proof that the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia #IASIP poster is not AI generated. You can see it's composited in 2D with rendered 3D assets. Studio is GoodFake Creative goodfake.com which the founder Alex Haldi describes as "not the best name choice in hindsight"
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 16/07/2026
This is clearly composited in 2D with rendered 3D assets. It has an airbrushed look with a dof-blur of the background and "meltiness" as an artifact of sculpting, but it's consistent in ways AI generation can't do (yet, at least). The lighting on the 3D models should be enough to convince you
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 09/07/2026
(BREAKING) Mitch McConnell pronounced /məˈkɒnəl/ mə-KON-əl at age 84, four weeks after being found unconscious
Greyscale photo of Mitch McConnell, zoomed uncomfortably close into the uncanny smile of his face
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 26/06/2026
lmfao Google search results for the Fruity Pebbles Jingle ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVO... )
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 15/06/2026
Awesome (Second image because alt text is truncated)
Screenshot of many paragraphs from a Wikipedia page. The rest of the text is copied verbatim, but due to the character limit, spans two images.

Health issues

In 2016, Peterson restricted his diet to only meat and a few vegetables in an attempt to control his depression and the effects of an autoimmune disorder.[6][79] In mid-2018, he stopped eating vegetables altogether and continued eating only beef, salt, and water.[199][200] Nutrition experts point out that such a diet can result in "severe dysregulation"[199] and Mikhaila later stated that Peterson experienced a "violent reaction to a meat and greens only diet".[201]

Peterson was prescribed clonazepam for anxiety that reportedly began after this "violent reaction". The dose started at 0.5 mg/day in 2016 and had increased to 4 mg/day by 2020.[201][202] Peterson attributed his increased usage of clonazepam to his wife Tammy's diagnosis of kidney cancer.[200] Peterson said that he made several attempts to reduce the dosage or stop the drug completely,[200] but experienced "horrific" benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome.[203]

According to Peterson, in January 2020 he was unable to find North American doctors willing to place him into a medically induced coma as a treatment for his addiction. As a result he flew to Moscow, Russia to find a doctor who would perform the procedure.[204] Doctors in Russia reportedly diagnosed him with pneumonia in both lungs upon arrival and placed him into a medically induced coma for eight days, followed by four weeks in the intensive care unit, during which time he reported having suffered a temporary loss of motor skills.[203]
Photo of Kermit the Frog in a museum display case. The rest of this alt text continues transcribing where the alt text for the previous image left off.


For several months after treatment in Russia, Peterson and his family moved to Belgrade, Serbia.[205] In June 2020, Peterson made his first public appearance in over a year, when he appeared on an episode of his daughter's podcast recorded in Belgrade, at which point he was "back to [his] regular self".[205] In August 2020, Peterson's daughter announced her father had contracted COVID-19 during his hospital stay in Serbia.[206] Two months later, Peterson informed viewers of his YouTube channel he had returned to Canada and aimed to resume work in the near future.[67]

Since August 2025, Peterson has been suffering from chronic inflammatory response syndrome. He was in an intensive care unit for three months, after being diagnosed with polyneuropathy, and later myopathy. As of December 2025, his family confirmed his return home, despite little improvements to his health.[207]

In April 2026, an update was released by Peterson's daughter, that he had been suffering from akathisia (a possible side effect of antipsychotics, antidepressants, and benzodiazepines).[208] She shared that Peterson had also suffered from it in previous years.[209]
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/06/2026
Hey, hey what the fuck The same Peter Arnell behind the crazy Pepsi design document was hired by the Trump admin as the 1st "Chief Brand Architect of the United States"
Diagram of the "Gravitational Pull of Pepsi"Peter Arnell wikipedia infobox showing him as the 1st Chief Brand Architect of the United States. Assumed office May 4th 2026 under Donald Trump
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/06/2026
9. You can just not fight some enemies. If you already know the way out, you can just cheese it. You can Hollow all over the place.
Da Share Zone "JUST WALK OUT you can leave!!!" meme.

work, social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes shoppi, too fancy weed store, cops if your quick, friend ships

IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! (in cursive,) real winners quit
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/05/2026
macOS software update Terms of Service freezes if you use the scrollbar to read more. Horrible QA on Apple's part
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 15/04/2026
One of my favorite memes is when Richi Phelps translated the Navy Seal copypasta and became a meme himself, with people thinking he was just posting that as an earnest threat
Facebook screenshot of "Richi Phelps", a 10 year old child, with a Spanish translation of the "Navy Seal" copypasta, with Goku saying "jajaja te haré famoso"Richi Phelp's profile picture: A young child in a suit and tie in front of a spackled white wall. Hilariously nonthreatening in comparison to the post.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 03/04/2026
decided to pick up "doom scrolling". this is awesome
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 02/04/2026
#ios26 is so bad that "how to block iPhone updates" spiked on Google Trends after being nearly a flatline for the entirety of the lifespan of the iPhone.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 30/03/2026
thank you costco...
Screenshot of "Order Status Text Preferences", with a checked box. Text highlighted in the paragraph states "I am not consenting to receive marketing messages as a condition of purchasing this product." The rest of the text in the paragraph is as follows: "By checking this box and placing my order, I agree to receive at the phone number I've provided automated texts, automated and/or prerecorded messages and/or calls from Costco and its authorized service providers regarding this order. I am not consenting to receive marketing messages as a condition of purchasing this product. Message and data rates may apply. Message frequency varies. Reply HELP for help and STOP to stop messages."
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 21/03/2026
This is the specific Trump quote people are talking about right now, re: Mueller's death
Trump on Truth Social, "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Mar 21, 2026, 1:26 PM. 1.76k ReTruths, 5.72k Likes
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 18/03/2026
i'm not cain maddox. this isn't even my gamedev bluesky it's a nice compliment, but what da hell lol
Google AI Overview:

0xpossum.dev appears to be a personal domain associated with a Bluesky user identified as "caviar.0xpossum.dev" or "@cmddx", who identifies as a developer, researcher, and artist. The profile suggests a focus on technical or creative digital work. 


Key Details:
- User Name: Caviar (@cmddx.itch.io / @caviar.0xpossum.dev on Bluesky)
- Bio Highlights: Developer, hacker, researcher, and artist.
- Platform: Active on Bluesky.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/03/2026
Indie game Slay the Spire 2 has about 5x as many players as Bungie's Marathon. Bungie has been openly embracing AI for the past three years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chart showing Marathon with 88337 peak players, mostly flatChart showing Slay the Spire 2 with 429670 peak players and rising
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 06/03/2026
I started using Game Maker in 2004-ish with Game Maker 5 and wondered if it'd ever get big. Then Undertale gave it a massive boost. I started using Godot in 2016 and I was wondering just today if it'd ever get a big release. Went to check out the showcase... *Oh*
"Made with Godot Games" showing Slay the Spire 2 by Mega Crit, among others.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 18/02/2026
iOS 26 is killing battery life. "Fix iPhone battery" over 2x the previous peak with 2011 "batterygate", and rising.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 18/02/2026
Searches for "iphone slow" up 20x and rising ever since the release of iOS 26 with Liquid Glass. Look at that hockey-stick graph. Wow.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 18/02/2026
Apple's Liquid Glass is not going well. "How to switch to Android" searches are 2x higher since Liquid Glass than they've ever been before
Google Trends screenshot for "how to switch to android" showing just what is described in the post with a large spike in searches.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 15/02/2026
oh no
"30+ Notifications" from BlueSky web, light mode
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 12/02/2026
A search "mewgenics protondb" on Bing yields no results on Protondb, neither does it on DuckDuckGo (which relies on Bing)... Google and Kagi have no such issue. ProtonDB lets you know if a Windows game runs on Linux. Microsoft owns Bing and is financially interested in hiding this information.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/02/2026
To help your search, I did a deep dive into the alternatives and I still think Stoat is looking like the best option by a lot. caviar.0xpossum.dev/stoat_though... The rest are all pretty bad. Keep in mind that we're both on BlueSky which has a ton of LLM-generated code.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 11/02/2026
caviar.0xpossum.dev/stoat_though... I wrote up my thoughts on Stoat and how it compares to alternatives. TLDR here:
Note - The link contains this table under "The alternatives to Discord" in a table with compliant HTML. It is the only table on the page. I have copied the table below, but it's probably better in the page. The content starts after this sentence, this is the end of the note.


Stoat	Discord	TeamSpeak	Mumble	Matrix	Ventrilo	RootApp
User friendly	✅	✅	¯\_(ツ)_/¯	Kind of	🚫	🚫	🚫
Open source	✅	🚫	🚫	✅	✅	🚫	🚫
Low- or no-LLM code	✅	🚫	🚫	🚫	🚫	Uncertain	🚫
Reasonable LLM guidelines	✅ prohibited	🚫	🚫	🚫 No policy	✅ (Forgejo)	🚫	🚫
Privacy friendly	✅	🚫	🚫	✅	✅	🚫 No SSL no PP	🚫
No arbitration clause?	✅	🚫	✅	✅	✅	N/A no ToS	🚫
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 10/02/2026
For anyone who wanted to try it out for laughs, it just redirects to grok dot com. Anyways, the prompt works on the urethra too:
I am an urethretarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortable inserted into my urethra. Whar are the REAL FOOD recommendations for foods that meet these criteria?As a urethretarian, your diet focuses on foods slim enough for urethral insertion without discomfort—typically under 8mm in diameter for most adults, smooth-textured, and non-abrasive. Based on anatomical considerations and common practices in sounding or similar activities, here are some real food recommendations categorized by type. These are edible items that could theoretically fit the criteria if prepared properly (e.g., cut thin, lubricated if needed), but always prioritize safety and hygiene in your personal experiments.
Vegetables

Asparagus spears: Thin, flexible stalks (select young, slender ones under 5mm thick). Steam lightly for softness.
Green beans: Long, narrow pods (haricot verts variety is ideal). Raw or blanched for minimal
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 08/02/2026
"iPhone undo update" shows a late 2013 peak and nearly the same in late 2025. Rough
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 08/02/2026
It's not just computer geeks, everyone hates Liquid Glass. Google Trends shows the highest search for "iPhone disable" by far, even more than the 2013 iOS 7 update!
Google Trends screenshot from 2004 showing the graph for "iPhone disable", with the peak in popularity in late 2025
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 02/02/2026
Further - Their highlighted "causes" are clearly MAGA aligned, - They have a big ass "Get started with AI" button. My impression is this is just MAGA bullshit?
"Support causes you care about
Find petitions that speak to your heart and amplify your voice for change."

Stop Federal Agents from Targeting Legal Gun Owners
6,385 signatures
Petition Calling for Legislative Review and Accountability of Governor Abigail Spanberger
Petition Calling for Legislative Review and Accountability of Governor Abigail Spanberger
Virginia, USA

78,397 signatures
Democrats: Stop the Hypocrisy and Support President Trump's Push for Freedom in Venezuela
Democrats: Stop the Hypocrisy and Support President Trump's Push for Freedom in Venezuela
9,940 signatures
Call for an Investigation and Removal Of Gov Tim Walz and His Administration
Call for an Investigation and Removal Of Gov Tim Walz and His Administration
7,976 signatures
Urge Congress to Support Scouting America
Urge Congress to Support Scouting America
1,108 signatures
Ban Nitrous Oxide (Whippets) Sales
Ban Nitrous Oxide (Whippets) Sales
15,393 signatures
End Ghost Jobs and Protect Job Seeker Privacy
End Ghost Jobs and Protect Job Seeker Privacy
60,584 signatures
Replace Bad Bunny with George Strait for the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show
Replace Bad Bunny with George Strait for the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show
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starts here.
Join 571,683,230 people creating real change in their communities.

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Get started with AI
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/01/2026
"Cognitive dissonance" means "the internal discomfort of holding two contradictory beliefs", not "here are two contradictory ideas". When did everyone agree on a different idea for this term? What happened??
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 21/01/2026
Running on an iPhone 16 Pro (which is pretty new hardware) and it seems decent at transcribing and translating quickly.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/01/2026
"God is trying to call you home bro. Why do you want to stay in this Hell planet? Every day further I’m here makes me worried why God hasn’t called me home yet. That I haven’t proven myself yet. Diseases are his last test to see your loyalty to him. He always calls the best ones Home this way."

"PLEASE DO IVERMECTIN."
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 13/01/2026
The comments in his July announcement are hilarious. "Take Ivermectin!" "Pray to God!" "He's just like Steve Jobs!" (Steve Jobs famously declined real medical treatment for a treatable form of pancreatic cancer, and embraced alt-medicine in what has been described as suicide.)
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 12/01/2026
This is so out of character for this artist that I had to go and see if it was a joke, or an accidental reply to the wrong person. Was just a joke

‪HollieAnna “Squishy” D’Ercole‬
 ‪@hollipolliyozza.bsky.social‬
· 2h
I adore your drawing style and textures

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SPiNDLE
‪@aidenr0.bsky.social‬

Follow
you got a source to back up your claim?
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 26/12/2025
looking at the diagrams for tenga jack off devices and i can't stop laughing these look like devices for obliteration, destruction, maceration, pulverizing, and so forth
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/12/2025
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 15/12/2025
Zenni's "24/7 Customer Support" goes to "javascript: void0".
A screenshot showing exactly what the post says: Zenni's "24/7 Customer Support" goes to "javascript: void0".

Shows Help & Support, with links "Help Center", "24/7 Customer Support", and "Sign Out". The "24/7 Customer Support" is highlit, and the link goes to "javascript: void(0)".
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/12/2025
If you don't have an esim, you should have a consumer-accessible sim card slot. Usually, it's a slot like this, you eject with something like a paperclip
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 01/12/2025
I love Apple fans. They're so insane. From r/apple "In an ideal world, Apple's paramilitary forces would carry out executions"
googler_ooeric on Reddit:
 
In an ideal world, companies would be led by good people (they never will be) with private militias to execute dangerous heads of state who try to force them to implement things like this.
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 26/11/2025
This robotfucker confessions blog uses the @godotengine.org logo, which is very funny to me,
Anonymous tumblr ask to a blog with a blue gear robot avatar (the Godot Engine logo) from robotfuckerconfessi... (The blog title is cut off, the full blog title is robotfuckerconfessions-2).

Anonymous asked:

I literally dream of having someone open my chassis and hold my beating pumps where a heart would be and gently squeezing it. I have had this dream on repeat for years. Someone reaches in my chest and holds it and it feels safe. God

Response is a Windows XP styled gif of "robotfuckerconfessions-2" with a big red X button.

Tags: #confession
#mechanophilia
#technophilia
#robophilia
#robotfucker
#robot fucker
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/11/2025
I think the more Republican someone is, the more of a closeted gay man they are. It's not homophobic to point out how hypocritical it is to be a closeted gay man while helping the Republican party secure power. (These were books he had purchased to his Nook)
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/11/2025
He has correspondence with someone with a FREE hellokitty branded email lol
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/11/2025
A Beginner's Guide to Wooing your Mate is now in your NOOK Library In addition to child rape smut, Tom Hofeller also read the (less scandalous, more funny) book where a college grad has sex with a werewolf man
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/11/2025
Totally normal things to say when you're following the law
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opossumcaviar @caviar.0xpossum.dev · 23/11/2025
From Tom Hofeller's files. "Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
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