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@troodon@weirder.earth / @troodon@mastodon.art try fedi! fedi.tips aka sporkraptor, elynne, & etc. gender: meh (they/them) ace/aro prolific fanfic writer 50-something anthropomorphic personification of a specific shade of green/grey

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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 5h
the Purple Panda on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 12h
Cooking: prefer not to Whistle: rarely Draw: not really Paint: no Swim: enjoy, rarely English: primary language Dance: only when nobody's looking Sing: yep Drive: yep Gifting: probably? (idk context) Write: *looks at profile, looks at camera, long tired stare* Guitar: nope Speaking: I sure can talk
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 19h
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm just fucking tired. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvP...
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How to rage bait Americans
YouTube video by Christophe
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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just put up an essay on reading comics and what I think about when I do the narrative page descriptions that every WN page has. $5 patrons get it but if you wanna kick a few bucks just to read it as a one-off you can, I've never tried the 'sell post' thing before: www.patreon.com/thephooka/po...
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Narrative Comic Transcripts (and some other thoughts on comics vs prose) | Adrien Lee
Narrative Comic Transcripts (and some other thoughts on comics vs prose) by Adrien Lee on Patreon. Join Adrien Lee's community for exclusive content and updates.
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm less than halfway through "Astarion" but if I had the authority to do so I would immediately offer @tkingfisher.com the contract to write "Karlach" as well. I'm having so much fun I might have to play through BG3 *again*...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
thank you, Bluesky, for being my pumpkin full of frozen raw meat in my enclosure
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just checking the trending topics... nope, not yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the goal of every decent-hearted person right now is to stay alive long enough so that they can witness actual Justice for the crimes being committed both domestically and globally
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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Earthlings make such a big deal about some things. 🐯
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/10/2025
You can get that PROTECT TRANS YOUTH t-shirt, designed by @tombofnull.bsky.social, from @greenpeapress.bsky.social! Proceeds benefit Huntsville's Free LGBTQ+ Closet! www.greenpeapress.com/shop/p/prote...
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Protect Trans Youth — Green Pea Press
Due to the very sudden influx of orders of this product, we are currently working to restock low quantities. We must have gone viral, y’all! Please sign up to receive a restock notifications. Thank yo...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I heard that you were a dumbass, but this is ridiculous"
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just checking the feed to see if it's happened yet... nope www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/09/2026
…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
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R. Blaylock Art @meanderingunicorns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Many fantasy and sci-fi authors have created compelling fictional religions, but @tkingfisher.com has written the only one I actually want to join. Let me be be useful. Let me be practical. Let me find ways my skills can serve others in the Temple of the White Rat.
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh hey, looks like the blsky admins are being blatantly transphobic again, and flat-out stating that trans harassment on this platform is ~*~hard to moderate~*~. anyway, I'm going back over to the fediverse seeya
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Karen C @silver.phoenyx.net · 16/09/2026
Hope my neighbors are entertained by their Ring footage of my holding a slug photoshoot on my stoop.
A large (7-8") stuffed slug in sunlight, showing off its iridescence.The opposite side of the slug.A close-up of its little sluggy eyes (faux anodized glass beads).
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
been reading "upsetting flatware" (stick it in the search box and cringe along with me) and these are the first "utensils" I've seen that elicited an immediate instinctive BIG NO from me. these are *fucking cursed*. I absolutely would not use these to eat. I don't want them anywhere near my *face*
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Part exploration of gender as a plastic and liminal expression of humanity. Part science fiction with INCREDIBLE detail. Animated and given a soundtrack to match. This story reshaped how I saw sex/gender and now I am honored to be able to animate it and share it with others. youtu.be/dSJNeeNkkb8
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Helicopter Story, Part 01
YouTube video by Queer Armorer
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
maybe it'll happen today www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Kate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece!
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Karen C @silver.phoenyx.net · 06/09/2026
honestly if I were new to this world I would have exactly that expression
A fledgling bird (pigeon/dove of some sort) sitting on the windshield/wiper of a parked car. Its head is pulled back into its fluffed feathers as though it is part turtle, and it's eyes are enormous.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Alt Library of Congress @altlofc.altgov.info · 06/09/2026
Every day.
National Sick of Trump’s Shit Day.
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Tired Art Goblin @spaceturtleart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The characters in #Daggerbound are so delightful, I was compelled to do some fanart. Dog Violet & Greathoof. #fanart @tkingfisher.com
a badger-like creature in tattered robes leads an enormous brown and black draft horse on a rope
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reminder that the New York Times is under multiple boycotts, including for its key role in trans genocide. This includes not sharing their older version of the dialect quiz.
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Bree 🍄🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
honestly kudos to anyone who can maintain any motivation to create anything atm
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you can Just Do This. our org has regular commissary contributions set up for the incarcerated and detained trans people we know about in louisiana. U Can (Should) Just Do Things
photoshop of an EVANGELION 2.0 YOU CAN(NOT) ADVANCE poster with a sketchy line drawing of a distressed mech on a red bg
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
aaaaany time now www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shoutout to the people complaining about the NYT Connections or whatever this morning
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Blood Is the Book" earrings, with their dark dark dark wine red garnets, just went to 75% off. www.etsy.com/listing/4325...
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Blood is the Book - Earrings - Tiny Book Charms - Garnets - Sterling Silver Wires - Dark Dark Dark Wine Red Garnets - Etsy
This Dangle & Drop Earrings item by LionessElise has 2 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Minneapolis, MN. Listed on Jun 27, 2026
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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The earrings called "Note: Do NOT Mess With the Nymphs" are now 75% off. (For the next four hours and seven minutes, anyway. Everything left goes back to full price at the end of the sale.) www.etsy.com/listing/4325...
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Note: Do NOT Mess With the Nymphs - Earrings - Aquamarine - Swarovski Crystal - Sterling Silver - Blue With Glittery Vitrail Finish - Etsy
This Dangle & Drop Earrings item by LionessElise has 3 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Minneapolis, MN. Listed on Jun 27, 2026
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is making me snortlaugh way too fucking much
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 (or more) acts you've seen live: David Bowie + NIN (Afraid of Americans tour) Spaulding Gray Oingo Boingo Skinny Puppy Ministry Penn & Teller The Jerry Garcia Band Roxy Music MST3K Pink Floyd
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity
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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Diary of a Forest" earrings: trees and acorns in Czech glass on sterling silver www.etsy.com/listing/4565...
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Diary of a Forest - Earrings - Czech Glass Tree and Acorn Beads on Sterling Silver - Etsy
This Dangle & Drop Earrings item is sold by LionessElise. Ships from Minneapolis, MN. Listed on Aug 29, 2026
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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More new earrings. These turned out particularly well, with graceful lines. "Inner Flame Vineyard" earrings: Czech and other glass on sterling silver www.etsy.com/listing/4565...
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Inner Flame Vineyard - Earrings - Sterling Silver - Yellow and Green With Bronze and Rainbow Accents - Aurora Borealis Finish - Etsy
This Dangle & Drop Earrings item is sold by LionessElise. Ships from Minneapolis, MN. Listed on Aug 29, 2026
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/smoo...
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green @cattybleeplepasta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
still asking... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember, fear is the tool of the fascist. They seek to project strength and power, especially when they're weak. He's gonna be taking big swings. He's neck deep in a war he knows he won't win. He's polling like shit. Every candidate he endorses loses.
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