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Enthusiastic butler to an eccentric 17 year old lady cat named ACME. Electronic musician. Avid reader and player of games. Massive social anxiety.

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Luna 🐺 ΘΔ @emowife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Youre listening to wolf radio *howling noise* only the freshest hottest wolf noises of all time *barking* this ain't you mommies canine sounds *radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 10h
Cosmic Gall

-John Updike-

Neutrinos, they are very small.
They have no charge and have no mass
And do not interact at all.
The earth is just a silly ball
To them, through which they simply pass,
Like dustmaids through a drafty hall
Or photons through a sheet of glass.
They snub the most exquisite gas,
Ignore the most substantial wall,
Cold-shoulder steel and sounding brass,
Insult the stallion in his stall,
And scorning barriers of class,
Infiltrate you and me! Like tall
And painless guillotines, they fall
Down through our heads into the grass.
At night, they enter at Nepal
And pierce the lover and his lass
From underneath the bed-you call
It wonderful; I call it crass.


The New Yorker Magazine, Inc. , 1960
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 10h
Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one.
A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 10h
🎨 upcycled_vintage_art
me & the girls on our way to destroy the data center (last march of the ents)
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 10h
And now some funny shit 🤣🤣
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to do a serious painting and record the whole drawing process, just to have an example for the youtube. It ended up taking over 10 hours, so I'll have to do multiple x16 speed edits to make it at all palatable to watch.
Digital painting of a light green path in a forest surrounded by trees on both sides. A creature with aspects of both an insect and a dinosaur is standing on a tree root in the upper left of the image, surrounded by a few smaller flying creatures. The image is painted in mostly warm tones, making it appear to take place in early morning.
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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How your email finds me
Photo of Jean Claude van damme naked holding two leopard cubs I think, I’m not a fucking zoologist. Photo cuts out right before his junk
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Wren Brier @wrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
increasingly I think the point is not in being anti-AI but in holding steadfastly to standards that AI cannot meet, with no forgiveness
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like we’ve hit a weird point where the coveted 18-34 demographic is actively clamoring for small, interesting, grown-up movies, but the people in charge of the studios are only interested in making movies for shareholders.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy birthday, Sigourney Weaver, the best final girl to ever do it!
Sigourney Weaver with Jonesy the cat in Alien
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But we're all walking in the night, now, on ground we don't know. When the day comes we may know where we are, or we may not.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Figgy diggy in da gwass He ses he found a yum Wen I go to chek it out He put it in his tum He find mor, a kwunchy tweat I go to him to see Figgy find a pile of seeds He eats dem gweedily #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #SeedSnak #HeNotShare #MamaSesTweeGonnaGroInsideHimAndOutHisEars
Closeup of Figgy as he eats something he found in the grass.
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Blooming frog 🌹🐸 #cottagecore #spooky #fallvibes #whimsy
Knitted frog wearing a light pink sweater saying blooming with a rose embroidered on it Close up From the side
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Computer graphics can produce mind-boggling effects 📖: Computer Graphics & Animation, 1999
A snap from a book scan on Internet Archive (loader-MarcusG) with a section on computer graphics. 'Funny faces' captioned morphed and distorted human photos to give them wide smiles and cheeks are shown.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 07/10/2026
Good morning, Bluesky! I am the Squirrel of the Day for October 7, 2026 #sqrlpix
gray squirrel on branch, closeup
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol.
A photo of my dog photo-bombing Devil's Tower. My dog, a husky/malamute/wolf with black and tan fur is sitting in front of the towering rocky pillar with a large smile and tongue hanging out.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m well versed in nightmares now. Idc. I’ll fuck a boogeyman up.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7 October 1889 | A Czech Jewish woman, Anna Freundová, was born in Prague. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 15 December 1943. She was registered in the family camp for Jews from #Theresienstadt. She did not survive.
Vintage sepia-toned photograph of a woman wearing a bowler hat and a tailored coat, standing among leafy bushes.
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🐐🐐🐐
A linoleum block print of a geometric goat with wings, below the block is a print from the carving in black ink
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moby Dick from this day in 2021 🐳
A marker drawing of a white whale flipping a double bird 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 02/10/2026
Steam Fall sale is ON! Too brain tired after Nighthawks launch to do a proper marketing for this right now. In the meantime, I will have blind faith that public desire for our games transcendes the need for me to tell everyone to buy them. There. Nailed it. store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Black cats are the best! via TheDaycareTeacher
Black cat facts for kids:
Black cats have a special gene that makes their fur black.
Some some animal shelters don't let people adopt black cats in October to keep them safe.
Sailors once kept black cats on ships for luck.
Black cats often stand out because of their bright gold or green eyes
In Japan, black cats are thought to bring love and happiness.
A black cat's fur can "rust" and lighten in sunlight.
Black cats are just as loving and playful as any other cat.
In Scotland, a black cat at your door is said to me prosperity.
Black cats are often in Halloween stories, but they are not scary at all!
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 27/05/2025
fortling #5: [Bread] #art #fortling
a little castle-oven on mechanical legs stands beside a field of golden grass
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 14/04/2025
blubblin beagers
a bunch of glassware full of colorful liquids with a floating scrap of paper
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 08/06/2025
fortling #12: [Honey] #art #fortling
a mechanical jar of honey shaped like a beehive on six legs stands in a field, with several lumpy insect hives on its roof attracting triangular flying cloth critters
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
white mini moose!!! #art #illustration #peachtober
A digital drawing of a little creeek surrounded by flowers and leaves, and scattered around the page are some little white moose and some white bunnies.
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Passing Suns ☀️
A rectangular painting against a white background. Lush red branches descend over a pink and purple sunset, 5 yellow suns in an arc peek through the leaves.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 05/10/2026
Sixth Stop (2026)
The last in this chain of quoted images of chihiro and no face on the spirit train in Spirited Away made of overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
5 October 1923 | A Pole, Edward Galiński, was born in Więckowice. In #Auschwitz from 14 June 1940. No. 531 On 24 July 1944, he escaped with Male Zimetbaum. They were captured, tortured and finally executed publicly. --- The first transport of Poles to Auschwitz: youtu.be/kKOZLEUo2QM
A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.
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Birdie Tam @birdietam.art · 26/09/2026
I did it, I made it into a sticker.
A photo of a sticker of a tortoiseshell cat screaming,"This is an outage!" Inspired by Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Monday smile from JarJar ❤️
JarJar the goat
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 05/10/2026
moonweb sprout #art
a pen sketch of a gnarled tree growing under a moon and stars
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Leafy guy 🍃 #cottagecore #spooky #fallvibes #whimsy
Knitted frog wearing a white sweater with frilly collar, vines on the sweater, dark green bloomers and leaf on his headClose up From the side
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
5 October 1891 | A Czech Jewish woman, Olga Žáková, was born in Lažany. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 6 September 1943. She did not survive. --- Women at Auschwitz Lesson: lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en Podcast: youtu.be/ijTxtbNlJO8
Vintage photograph of a woman, featuring an autograph. The woman is wearing a striped blouse with a dark scarf.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Jane Slayre @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After all the chaos and stress yesterday I had to go and run a craft table felting at an arts festival in the afternoon. We felted penguins, one puffin (not pictured) a fox, and a robin. It was fun but I am so tired now, wow.
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Lauren @tinylongwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A very cozy Willow Ptarmigan for tisorridalamor on tumblr! Thank you so much for the #Waymakers donation! 🪶🎨 #SciArt #BirdArt The Waymakers challenge is a race and fundraiser hosted every September by @theyoungcenter.bsky.social to help immigrant kids in the US. Join us again next September!
A cozy-looking Willow Ptarmigan cuddled up in a loaf with eyes closed, amid grass and leaves and purple flowers. The bird has a short, stout black bill, a red eyebrow, and beautiful mottled gold and black and white feathers for camouflage among the summer browns and dappled sunlight.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do not let this man into your castles. He will break your wall stones and eat the chicken hidden within.
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Sue @cameratrapsue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, what? 3 coyotes on the Raccoonobahn!!! This is a complete surprise, think I need to adjust the camera a little higher in case this happens again. 🐺🐺🐺
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Rabbit @rabbiting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Set yourself free. Draw dinosaurs
Two rainbow geometric feathery tyrannosauroids with a rainbow geometric border. There are other dinos hiding in the triangles
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