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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo

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Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it won’t inherit the Earth

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Isabella @bellaisa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alô, SP!!! Essa lindeza precisa de um lar!!!
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imediatelly shoots himself in the balls
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nossa senhora do Bolsonaro
Bonequinho do VAI PA ONDE, falando VAO PO INFERNO
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nem se o Lula vier aqui em casa me pedir eu voto no Aécio como voto útil. Vao se fuderem
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Galinhas com Lula seguiu vc
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O Brasil só será livre quando o último Luciano Huck for enforcado nas tripas da última Malu Gaspar
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tem que fazer o adesivo ai: Galinhas com Lula
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O candidato omelete de bosta
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Luh ♡ @luhsouff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dó eu tenho do cachorro que tem quatro sovaco e a gente mete o termômetro no cu dele, de influencer caindo na choradeira pelo fim das bets eu quero mais é q se foda
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Se fosse o Carluxo certeza que tinha acertado, fico triste
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Medo e Delírio em Brasília @medoedeliriobr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bom gosto musical
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nova MP do governo proibe a existencia de Luciano Huck em todo o territorio nacional
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ja conferiu o seu e-Cthulhu
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👹 Monster was released on this day in 1994. “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?,” “Bang and Blame,” “Strange Currencies,” “Crush With Eyeliner,” “Tongue” — and a run of music videos that makes this one especially fun to look back on. Share your favorite song in the comments…
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vossa excelencia comeu puta fiado no apartamento do réu?
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coxinha de jiló com recheio de joelho de porco, PQP!!!
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cês lebra quando o flavio subornou essa moça pra empurrar o padre?
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Empurrando Padre Marcelo Rossi
Alt: Empurrando Padre Marcelo Rossi
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Queria um ministro do STF cachorro louco do nosso lado tbm, Tomanocu
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John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of course animals have souls
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 24/10/2023
Is it too pretentious to quote Kierkegaard in a death threat to your mechanic?
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahaha só melhora www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
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Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
O planeta terra desse jeito e teremos que encarar disco novo do U2
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amadores
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty.
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Estou ciente e quero continuar www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Jeanne @toomany2choose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🐻🐻‍❄️
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eu, expert em estatística: Só faltam 7 votos, pessoal!!!! Bora
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
take my money youtu.be/O05arcJjOd0?...
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The History of Concrete - Official Trailer | Directed by John Wilson | In Theaters September 18
YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing
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Draude Chronicles @draude.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
fui na fábrica de chupar buceta e ninguém te conhecia lá
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Queria poder votar agora, tomar 600ml de rivotril e só acordar depois do segundo turno (dependendo do resultado não me acordem)
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kassio Nunes em 4k no pornhub não estava na minha cartela (bingo/ácido)
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TheDevinTeam @thedevteam.itch.io · 20/09/2026
The best example of this still comes from Pillars of Eternity.
A dialogue box featuring a scarred monk asking, “Are you- Are you real?”

The available options are:

1. “Yes.”
2. [Lie] “No.”
3. [Lie] “Yes.”
4. “No.”
5. “Now that you ask, I’m not so sure.”
6. “There is no way to be certain.”
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Agora não universo, a eleição é daqui a 15 dias
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagina sua vó assistindo você virar um pote de maionese na arquibancada
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dois latao de skol e uma cabeça de gato 😂
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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bauhaus Milhouse
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey New York
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John Wilson’s ‘The History of Concrete’ from Magnolia Scores Biggest Opening Weekend for Documentary in IFC Center History
John Wilson's 'The History of Concrete' broke the opening weekend record for a documentary at IFC Center.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly, I'm all in on this
The hollywood reporter has a new podcast about whether richard gere actually stuck a gerbil in his ass
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
O drone do Cury lavando meus pecado youtube.com/shorts/NWiMz...
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Chinese company uses solar cleaning drone to wash dog
YouTube video by Ticker
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Werner Herzog falando Honey BooBoo @castilho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Foda!
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 17/09/2026
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
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ex fuzileira nasal @htinhadauol.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
arte.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@thatdutchperson

[starbucks barista] how can I help you today?

[my therapist, shouting from a distance] nobody can help him
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