Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What do you mean, Adele didn’t do the theme to Whalefall? 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 09/10/2026- how was the tropical holiday? - Seychelles? - er, ok. Shells? - Yes, loads of them - What? www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comScientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles islandFree-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme 000
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The lost last scene is just a medieval post-credit scene teasing Domesday. 2195
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026- Watching The Wicker Man - With Edward Woodward? - No, just me and the wife Etc. 140
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The lost last scene is just a medieval post-credit scene teasing Domesday. 2195
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How many times have they found previously lost Doctor Who episodes, yet they've still to find the lost ending of the Bayeux Tapestry? 000
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But the good news is that he can take advantage of tapir relief 093
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now with the added bonus of overlooking a swimming pool 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But the good news is that he can take advantage of tapir relief 093
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t watch Traitors, as I’m in my way home from work. So here’s a dose of “Name That Tune: Amazon music lyrics round ” 000
Reposted by CastaignedeBeefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms 14904221
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 Flustered, I was like: “Well, I can see far away ok, it’s just the close up stuff that gets blurry and driving is fine. But isn’t that what all the tests were for?” And she said “No, I mean what area of law do you do.” 100
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the opticians, I was getting the usual barrage of questions: Do you get regular headaches; How much time do you spend working at a screen? etc. Then I was asked “what’s your usual field?” That threw me. 100
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Went to the optician's at lunchtime, for the first time in 2 years. "Your eyesight's really bad" they told me. "How bad exactly?" I asked "Well, this is Pret a Manger..." 100
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is clearly a novelty hot water bottle cover. 011
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They didn't understand my Brummie accent though. 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I could watch Benjamin Button over and over. Never gets old. 030
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Travelling for work. A prize for the first person who guesses where I am. 220
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well, chief: looking at the half eaten carrot sticks around the body and the hint of garlic in the air, I'd say that the injuries were posthumous. 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Many FBI films could have turned out quite different 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If this had been the rule when Clarice Starling joined the FBI, the lambs wouldn’t have had to be silenced 100
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not now, Homes and Gardens. 042
Reposted by Castaignedemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491814443
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It feels like, in 2026, a white dude with huge social reach, wealth and power should by now have realised that being that guy and doing nothing is, at the very least, “complicit adjacent”. 031
Reposted by CastaignedeChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129812234
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Smokey Robinson has enjoyed unparallelled branding success, much to the consternation of his brothers, Streaky Robinson and Boiled Robinson 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not the cone of shame, but the airplane neck pillow of sadness. 010
Reposted by CastaignedeSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nadine Dorries interviewed by Krishnan Guru-Murthy on Channel 4 last night at Reform Party Conference. Nigel Farage is absolutely fine and actually laughing, not even worried, definitely. Original can be viewed here, it's quite a watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Et3... 24419105
Reposted by CastaignedeThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards. 3034381277
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Re Dover: It it just a stag weekend with a “middle aged ninja” theme? 020
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Treated like prisoners, by being send home. Topical if nothing else. 030
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Put a towel into the washing machine and it came out wet. Put two towels into the washing machine and they still came out wet. Have I broken my towels? 020
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me, seeing the amount of rain that has fallen versus what was promised.static.klipy.comDisappointed Disappointed FanALT: Disappointed Disappointed Fan 010
