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Cassie

@cassiefabulous.bsky.social
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Coordinator of chaos. I also make jokes, food, and people, in order of descending frequency. Immigrants make America great, women are people, trans rights are human rights, and Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I turned on the football just in time to see Aaron Rodgers get picked off ❤️
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a lot of words to say "American Senator eligible for access to classified information."
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
last chance to help these wolves. please.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
remember when millennials "killed the restaurant industry" because the economy had just crashed and there were no jobs and we had no money? lol good times...
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rain is just good vibes falling from the sky
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Shower of Ruby and Rain
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cutie
A cute dog snoozes peacefully on a comfy deck chair with her tail and back leg hanging off the side on a lazy summer day
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A recent survey found that 92% of U.S. adults have delayed or avoided medical care due to high costs. Meanwhile, a new study from Yale estimates that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have universal healthcare.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Grocery store me keeps being responsible with purchases, which is upsetting home me
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't think it's reasonable that if someone tells me they believe in an invisible sky daddy that I should have to treat them like a responsible adult
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There should be a National Do Not Call Registry where like really nobody can call you. No one.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is so cruel and unnecessary. I am so ashamed of our country.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My roommate dropped her keys down the elevator shaft, so I tied a refrigerator magnet to a piece of knitting yarn, rode the elevator down to the basement, dangled the magnet down to the bottom of the elevator shaft through the gap, and MacGuyvered them out.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This thread is incredible.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can we please stop putting the stupidest people in charge?
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A woman politely tells him that she's not interested because of his politics and he's so upset that he writes about it in the newspaper(!!!) and she's the one who's deranged, emotional, and unhinged.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I try to live in such a way that large swathes of the population don't look forward to my death
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The problem with Indian food is that it tastes too good and I can't stop eating it. I'm so full. I regret nothing.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why does he have to ruin everything?
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Andrew Engelson @andyengelson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ICE is ramping up again across #Cascadia. I wrote about the surge and what you can do to help our region defend our immigrant neighbors: www.cascadia-journal.com/ice-ramps-up...
cascadia-journal.com
ICE ramps up kidnappings in Puget Sound region
According to the New York Times, the White House has directed ICE to meet a daily national quota of 2,000 arrests, and the Puget Sound region is seeing a surge in kidnappings of immigrants in the past...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ME: i can’t drink this it’s expired WIFE: it’s just natural spring water ME: it’s summer now carol
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ME: this could have been an email FUNERAL DIRECTOR: how
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What if we stopped electing people who hate the concept of government to run the government?
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My oldest child turned 18 today. I have an adult child and that is ridiculous.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
IMPORTANT: Two websites for US food access. Please spread the word. This is a great, easy to use site to find free food near you:
foodfinder.us
Food Pantries of America - Welcome to FoodFinder!
At FoodFinder you can search the food pantries that are closer to you. Explore the map and enter your zip code to learn which ones are available.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Those of us who learned the first time around shouldn't have to repeat history.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In addition to being illegal and immoral, this is also how you get increasingly radicalized and disruptive protests. If an entirely legitimate and peaceful protest gets punished anyway, no reason not to go further.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/07/2026
There’s never been anyone whose involvement more completely and immediately poisons vibes and destroys joy. No good thing survives contact.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We should make it a thing to burn Confederate flags on July 4
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spent the afternoon at the ballpark watching the Mariners beat the Blue Jays (USA!!! USA!!!) and now we're watching Independence Day. Pretty much a perfect day!
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve decided to seize tomorrow
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
21st century America is a multiracial democracy whose commerce, culture and cuisine reflect the influence of immigrants from every country on earth. The only people seemingly unable to assimilate into this society are white Republicans.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
After you have back surgery, nobody asks you to help them move and no one will let you pick anything up off the floor again forever
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When you're singing to your dogs to get them excited about how you put their pill in cheese to make it delicious do you make up your own song or sing a song that already exists?
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you
Title card featuring the main characters from the show Phenom that nobody remembers
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 14/06/2026
Sir Ian McKellen.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/06/2026
The arc of the moral universe only bends towards justice if we bend it. There's no karmic comeuppance for fascists. There's just us. Community and hard work and a willingness to to take risks and fail.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You don't have to be perfect, you just have to try. What about this is hard to understand? Just don't be a dick.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When my oldest was little and 5 was the biggest number he knew, if he wanted a lot of something, he would ask for some 555 of it. "Some 555" still means a lot at our house. The same kid in middle school said he fell off his dingo when he was having an off day. We use that one all the time, too.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The only thing wrong in my life is that I'm in a position to have to root for the Spurs.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Why should he, the sun is outside.
newrepublic.com
Secretary of the Interior Has No Idea How Solar Power Works
Doug Burgum suggested on Wednesday that solar power would not be available after the sun set.
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Cassie @cassiefabulous.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
After I heard about the Nazi tattoo, I guess I just figured that weird reddit posts were implied?
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