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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 12h
Whoever is the first to draw Chris Hansen and Decoy Dan as Reigen and Mob is gonna clean up on Tumblr.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 12h
Ever since I learned Tom Hanks had been considered for the role of Lestat in the 1994 adaptation of Interview with the Vampire, I can't stop imagining Forrest Gump saying, "My mama always said, 'Life is like a savage garden'." And, "Lieutenant Dan, I'm gonna give you the choice I never had."
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Say whatever you want about “Choosin’ Texas” as a pop song, but it is never interesting to make any sort of statement about being unaware of a work of art. I don't care how "America B" it is. You're being boring.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 24/09/2026
This is absolutely deranged: Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground”
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2026 Roundup: Hana Kimi: ** Journal with Witch: **** Tamon's B-Side: *1/2 Golden Kamuy (S5): ****1/2 Jujutsu Kaisen (S3): **1/2 Oshi no Ko (S3): **** Dorohedoro (S2): ***1/2 Akane-banashi: **1/2 Needy Girl Overdose: *** Witch Hat Atelier: **** Marriagetoxin: *** A Hundred Scenes of Awajima: ****
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
meanwhile in japan mainichi.jp/english/arti...
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Ex-Japan PM Hosokawa completes 92-panel 'Dragon in the Clouds' paintings for Kyoto temple - The Mainichi
KYOTO -- Former Japanese Prime Minister Morihiro Hosokawa, aged 88, has completed a monumental 92-panel series of paintings for the main hall of Ryoan
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Appropriately, Ed Sheeran makes music that sounds like he has no commitment to anything.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now that it's starting to cool down (relatively speaking) I'm beginning on a new project for the fall: The Fall! @bigwheel.bsky.social and I are going to listen to their entire discography in order. I anticipate I'll be reading all your posts in the Mark E. Smith voice after 14 or so albums.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My babysitter told me that centipedes were deadly venomous. I was horrified of them for years. I saw Legend when I was seven. Tim Curry (RIP) as Darkness haunted my nights, keeping me from falling asleep. Since we were a Catholic family, my parents couldn't tell me Satan wasn't out to get me.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hopecore Dead Ringers
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw Her Private Hell last weekend. I went in with high hopes, but I’m forced to admit that the blue-and-pink neon synthwave aesthetic has become too commonplace to sustain visual interest or compensate for an undercooked plot or characters. The vibe has died. It will be remembered fondly.
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP both Dolly and Tim. Surely this is the saddest week in recent memory for all drag queens. Sending my love.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is just something about chess. I would not ever want to be good at it.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love Jane Schoenbrun's movies because they gleefully deploy unambiguous allegories. I want "tell not show" to come back in a big way, and I'm not kidding.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whenever a narrator reflects back on their early schooldays, they always refer to the other kids in their class by both first and last names. "And that was when I first met Susie Vanderhook." Or, "Bobby Savinski always carried a grudge against me." Why? I don't know anyone who reminisces like this.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Elon Musk has dreams at night in which all of the slop he creates finally gets people to like him. He wakes up crying.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why do they call it Woke 2 and not Diet Woke?
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When a moderate is the candidate, the left makes a specific demand: "To earn my vote, you must end all military support for Israel." When a progressive is the candidate, moderates make a specific demand: "To earn my vote, you must be nicer to me on the internet."
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saying "It's the economy, stupid!" to explain every political outcome is like explaining quantum spacetime with, "It's physics, stupid."
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Your atheist friend who doesn't believe in astrology, or tarot cards, or ghosts: "Hey, don't jinx it!"
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The core anxiety many Americans had, and continue to have, about Covid is that deep down they believe they were promised a world in which things like pandemics don't happen to them. It's a denial born out a sense of toxic optimism.
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
None of the attacks on Abdul El-Sayed from centrist Democrats are about his policy platform. They're almost entirely about his character and their caricatures of his supporters. Point that out, and they immediately make it personal. It's a categorical rejection of politics as real.
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Isn't the "to those who celebrate" part implied in any holiday greeting? Seems unnecessary.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you claim that someone is offensive, you look "weak". If you claim that someone is incorrect, you need to "debate." But if you simply say that someone is "boring" or "weird" or "annoying," then you don't need to undergo any of those humiliations. These three magic words saved discourse.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is the message "heavy-handed," or are you just weak?
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One thing that bums me out about Online these days is that I love reading stuff and discussing it, because I really like having conversations with people and understanding how they think. But the meta right now feels so geared towards judgmental armchair psychoanalysis.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 27/07/2026
Wilson's review has some great one liners throughout but saves the most savage point for the very end: "The most troubling ethical problem with Nolan’s Odyssey concerns the decision to film part of the movie in the occupied territory of Western Sahara." More: www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
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Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey used occupied land as a film set. That feels like a betrayal | Mohamed Sleiman Labat
The decision to shoot in Moroccan-occupied Western Sahara, where the Indigenous people can’t tell their stories without fear of imprisonment, helps erase our own brutal journey
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm glad to see that people are enjoying Nolan's Odyssey movie, but I think we can all appreciate it without a reappraisal of 2004's Troy. That is taking things a bit too far.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"The womb he crawled from is still going strong." - Brecht
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Hitler's birthplace begins new life as a police station
The building where Adolf Hitler was born, near the Austrian border ​with Germany, officially began a new life as a police station on Wednesday, a conversion Austria's government hopes will prevent it ...
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Now that The Odyssey is a hit, they have a chance to really monetize and create a Greekiverse. I need teens having opinions on the murder of Clytemnestra In the next five years
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sound of Falling (2026) Perhaps the best film I've seen this year. I adored it, but I am going to need to return to it again to better navigate its misty timeline. A half-lidded vision of sexuality and death from a largely feminine perspective, spanning several generations. A bit repetitive. (4.5/5)
Hanna Heckt, as Alma, is wearing her black mourning dress. Her head is turned towards the viewer with flatly ambiguous expression on her young face.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My journal entry on 9/11 reads very much like this.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Glad to see that Chainsmoker Cat came along to upend the genre of "cute girls doing cute things" by having "gross girls doing gross things."
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Lestat season finale reminded me of a mashup of All that Jazz and the final episode of the Evangelion TV series. Loved it. One of the best TV shows I've ever seen.
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Screwball Comedy implies the existence of Screwball Tragedy.
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Liza Minnelli Outlives @lizaoutlives.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
God this is fucking shameful. No alleged cost savings could possibly be worth incurring this type of irreparable damage to your brand
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casersatz @casersatz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The fact is that a filmed version of the Greek Bronze Age that opted for as much historical accuracy as possible would be rated NC-17 due to near-constant rape scenes, torrents of gore from unflinching depictions of visceral animal sacrifices, and be psychologically alienating to every viewer.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
sickos dot yes
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