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Immortal Grapefruit Technique

@murdershetwote.bsky.social
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Semi-retired shitposter. She/her

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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garfield wash.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now that it's october, treat yourself to a clip of dracula mugging a guy for his wallet so he can buy himself a burger.
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Locktober in effect 🔒 @micolithe.us · 01/10/2026
the LP goons are reminiscing about the gigaquad
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubivore (GCN, 2002)
Text reads, "Once I've got some Raw-Meat, I can mate with females."
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been doing this weird thing where I look at the enemy data of various rpgs that have the Charm status effect or equivalent to determine which enemies and party members are mechanically bisexual and the results are stupid but fascinating. I’m gonna call it “ludosexuality” to piss people off.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 25/09/2026
Its really sexy of you to protect your community by wearing a mask in group indoor settings 😈
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
robot doggirl with a barkode tattoo
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's funny how words' meanings change over time. Gross used to just mean very large, and terrible meant impressive, as in able to inspire fear or awe. So actually all that stuff you posted about my penis was an enormous compliment.
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Richard Harrison, star of the greatest scene in movie history youtu.be/0ziWt0DFQAY?...
youtu.be
Richard Harrison Phone Conversation
YouTube video by Howie Benatovitch
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy spouse, happy mouse.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
gofund.me
Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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pebbooles @pebbles.gay · 22/09/2026
also like covid enjoyers got EVERYTHING they wanted, why are they still so keen to shit on people being understandably angry that their one tiny refuge in Fuck Nowhere, MA is now doing what everywhere else already does
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i like to think budd dwyer knew he was creating fantastic content
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got fired and need to make ends meet. I'm opening up commissions for the time being. I'm a napkin artist but If you have a concept I'll work with you to craft a joke and draw it for $25 or do a personalized doodle for $5! hmu @ ko-fi.com/ducknuk Here are some oldies
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/| |/ /| @ava-aim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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Gamesline @gamesline.net · 15/09/2026
Guest writer @avagarde.itch.io returns to Gamesline one more time to share their thoughts on Esoteric Ebb, the 2026 CRPG inspired by D&D and Disco Elysium! Though the story presents progressive themes, Ava felt that it worked too hard to comfort the player rather than challenge them.
gamesline.net
Esoteric Ebb Soothes Where it Should Incite — by Ava Ayers
Esoteric Ebb goes to great lengths to make the status quo seem like a heartwarming triumph.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should make a Persona where instead they're normal about women, like as a general concept
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the upside of every game studio going under, turning to generative AI, or both, is the only games vying for my attention are indie titles made by freaks and perverts
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this could be us (super gay)
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i made a game mod once and like 90% of what made it fun was that I tweaked all the weapon values so if you lined it up just right, you could launch a dude over the horizon with a shotgun
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 11/09/2026
But if we're all basically homos, shouldn't we get along?
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
in the 1970s you could tell a woman was a lesbian bc she wouldnt shave or wear a bra. in 2026 you can tell a woman is a lesbian because she's playing RIICHI MAHJONG
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 09/09/2026
 What I couldn't work out  was how he'd managed to make  another man pregnant.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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The Platonic Form of Bitch @triclinia.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
taking small doses of toxic yuri to develop an immunity like some sort of yuri mithridates
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
an hour after seeing the trailer for OoTmake, we've collectively said every possible thing there is to say about the game. lucky thing they only made the trailer and didn't waste all that time finishing the whole thing.
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i can't believe they're trying to make more zeldas after they already made the best possible one, Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the ways you can tell that movies are art but games aren't is that moviegoers will show up for a remake of a 6/10 film from 50 years ago, but gamers only get out of bed for a remake of the favorite game of their childhood
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i mostly only learn about nintendos direct secondhand, but maybe i should start watching. judging by the current tone, they seem like great theaters to practice being a hater.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
REBECCA BLACK TOTAL VINDICATION
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
reminder! the deadliest predator on earth is this little bean:
black-footed cat, squinting eyes and looking so gd cute oh my god i wanna smooch that little head
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
call me charlie kirks grave the way i be drinking piss
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A cropped view of the image in the quoted post, showing the CVS hamacy front. The view serves as a background for a single-panel comic. Two background Heathcliff characters are talking to each other: the caption reads "It's a hamacy now". Heathcliff and his lady cat friend are dancing in the foreground, wearing their pink Ham and Honey Ham helmets, respectively.
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what's cool about One Piece is it's so long that no one's actually read it. you can say some shit like "800 chapters in they introduce a fat orange striped cat who sleeps all day and loves to eat lasagna" and no one can refute it. that's canon now.
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we all love quest 64 for its depiction of a thriving, cashless society, where goods and services are given freely to each other and people are free to pursue their passions and find a place to benefit society
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 13/02/2024
Charles Estrogen Cheese
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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ed3n:\> _ @edendotexe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Lonely Man theme playing as he's desperately trying to thumb it in
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"You can pet the dog" was a kind of videogame Bechdel test, where the idea wasn't really whether a specific work made the cut or not, but to get you to think about why it was that so many works did not. Reducing it to a checkbox cheapens the idea and insults both you and the creators.
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blue Dragon, Playable
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 23/08/2026
To answer "what was the craziest you got during lockdown?" I excavated this tweet from Aug 3, 2020: "The Beatles' "Good Day Sunshine" is the same song as Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk To Fuck" and honestly I don't owe you or anybody a better quality recording than this. In fact I never asked to be born"
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 22/08/2026
But if we're all basically homos, shouldn't we get along?
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 22/08/2026
Lesbian Kissing 4Hrs
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