Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 07/10/2026I'm completely addicted to rotisserie chickens bruv 010
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 18/09/2026working my way through Nathan Fielder's discography in anticipation of the upcoming Feature Film 000
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterDegenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There should be a Type of Guy class in schools where we can teach all the different types of Guys. Types of Guys are the leading cause of literally all of our current problems. 27312
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 11/09/2026probably my biggest budget hack is being very strict about which subscriptions I actually use 001
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 11/09/2026had some romaine tonight, send thots and prayers 000
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 10/09/2026If Texas elects Ken Paxton I really think we just gotta give up on it 100
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterParty Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Too many people trying to dig him up and see if his gums are still intact. 061
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Chucky (2025) 14787136
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🫰 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/07/economaniacal 111548255
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 06/09/2026I think I hate bugs irl because I hated bug Pokémon growing up 000
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 03/09/2026why does my isp keep changing my IP address bro 010
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterFredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Soup of the day: Paper 8676
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A gangster named Jimmy Raisins 3354
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026lol lmao even 552618285
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 12/08/2026unironically a huge Count Binface supporter actually 000
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 06/08/2026I literally do consume politics the way that most guys my age consume Sports 110
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY. 602642485
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 05/08/2026if Abdul wins tonight, its a four beers kinda night 000
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 05/08/2026truly the only ariana grande commentary I could offer is I hope she gets better, whatever that is for her 000
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises 7990129
Reposted by Sabrina’s Carpenterjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026they're doing this to me tomorrow 1669650
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"We're gonna do near-miss 9/11s at every beach until everybody forgets gas costs $7." 441377198
Reposted by Sabrina’s Carpenterfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 31/07/2026[pete buttigieg watching haley stevens’ campaign implode] hmph. should’ve used the high hopes song more 2571
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterOne Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸 5282231564
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 30/07/2026tonight's late night snack: rice cooker oatmeal 000
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterScary Dan🎃👻💀🪣 BASTARD FOREVER🖤🔪 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I've got it on good authority that after eliminating physical discs and buttons for the PS6, the PS7 will just be you buying a license to imagine playing the game 2112594298
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterChris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026sorry who is the eulogy for again 2042472269
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026Trump is fighting nuclear war against wokeness 1091841279
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com · 28/07/2026seeing my empty calendar for the rest of the day just gave me seratonin levels never before seen 000
Reposted by Sabrina’s CarpenterKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Impossible to tell if that look in her eyes is the glint of the delighted true believer finally getting the fascism she wants or the terror of someone whose company is hostage to the mercurial dictator she's introducing. In the end, it does not matter one bit. 611226224
