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Krispy Putterer

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"Yer 10-ply, bud." "If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, you don’t deserve me when I got 60 bucks." Слава Україні! Героям слава!

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 5h
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PLEASE SHARE
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Carney on US trade war: "we've been steering our economy towards trusted partners. We've signed 20 trade and defence agreements across four different continents. And these are more than deals, they're agreements. Deals privilege the few, agreements benefit the many." #cdnpoli
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Meesh@liskeard1.bsky.social @liskeard1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🇨🇦🍁 BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
After escaping the rubble of the WTC, Trump barely had time to get aboard Flight 93, lead the uprising against the hijackers, and parachute to safety.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another round of "brilliant" negotiations is completed. The only difference this time is that Witkoff and Kushner came to deliver Putin's demands personally after kissing his boot in the Kremlin. We are on, what, 9th circle of this cycle? 1,5 years wasted and countless lives.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I'm reading this correctly, the President is threatening the Fed with tariffs.
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Markham Hislop @markhamhislop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ottawa's New Data Centre Copies Trump's Policy Prof Anne Pasek of @Trent University with plenty of info Canadians need to know about AI/data centres. Eg the US can compel US companies operating in Canada to disclose your data. #uspoli #cdnpoli youtu.be/oAyy_n4ur5c
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Ottawa's New Data Centre Copies Trump's Policy
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National Newswatch @nationalnewswatch.com · 04/09/2026
A US-linked network of fake websites is promoting Alberta separatism to AI chatbots, @rorywh.bsky.social reports www.nationalobserver.com/2026/09/04/i... Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
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A US-linked network of fake websites is promoting Alberta separatism to AI chatbots
The websites present crude, AI-generated slop disguised as the voice of real Albertans. But they're made in Florida — and they're not even targeting Albertans directly.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Forever Canada.
Prime Minister Carney and Bryan Adams visit a Terry Fox statue in Thunder Bay, Ontario.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/08/2026
Portrait of a man being stalked by his own bullshit.
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Michael @michaelr12.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just a reminder this statement was said by a sitting Congressman to the public, Trump and his DOJ offered not one pushback, denial or lawsuit.. it’s still just sitting out there
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just this year, China banned the import of Argentinian beef because it contained a dangerous antibiotic banned in beef intended for human consumption since 1995. Trump is still importing Argentinian beef to make beef prices go down. He doesn’t care about *your* health, only *his* poll numbers.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Mark Carney: "This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world's second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership"
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our people are tired of being afraid, of hiding in bathrooms and corridors, waiting for the worst. So today, we celebrate life, our flag, our city, and our freedom. ​These are our people, who live and work under constant threat of death, the never-ending drone buzz, and regular explosions.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Donny's Diaper Nurse Natalie was getting a little too much press, so Dear Leader's minders paid Melania some extra money to be photographed holding the hand of the husband she hates. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it all. link is here: bit.ly/4wDqbi8
here’s how you know shit’s getting real: it’s when they have to drag Preznit Fuckwit’s Slovenian green-card rent-a-wife out from wherever she’s been hiding, and prop her up in front of a camera.

“good afternoon. I heard you meesed me. here I am. velcome to the Vite House.”

oh, please. the only people who meesed Melania were Donny’s handlers, who were in full damage-control mode after four days of wall-to-wall coverage of Diaper Nurse Natalie.

they were desperate to change the subject, so they coaxed Melania — who hadn’t been seen in public in over a month — to come out of her hidey-hole, and had her stand up in front of the assembled crowd on the Epstein Parking Lot where the Rose Garden used to be, so she could talk about— let’s get real, no one gave a shit what she talked about. no one was listening to a word she said. she was only there to generate photos of the loving First Couple.

speaking of which, how much extra do you think they had to pay Melania to hold Donny’s rotting hand?
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Laura Babcock 🇨🇦 @laura-babcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tomorrow the great @elizabethemay.bsky.social joins me on The OShow to discuss the petition to get this ahem man out of 🇨🇦 here’s why he needs to go youtu.be/03LX5VKt4bA?si…
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A two-panel meme using frames from the movie The Babadook. In the top panel, a woman driving a car looks distressedly at the backseat with text reading: "Why can't you just be normal?". In the bottom panel, a young child sitting in a car seat wearing a red "MAGA" hat screams wildly, with text reading: "Screams THE 2026 DEMOCRATS ARE COMMUNISTS!!".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Trump was afraid of Iranian assassins because, unlike past attempts on his life, he didn't hire them himself!
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m still laughing, then crying, then laughing some more, then crying some more, about the president of the United States getting punked by Israel into hiding in a food cart.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you wonder how Trump got away with decades of sexual predation, standing up in a room full of New York area cops and bragging about all the young beautiful girls you get to meet is a good place to start.
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
satire.
Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#satire?
"Government Decides to Just Do Corruption Out in the Open Now."

Below the headline is a photograph of attorney Todd Blanche seated at a microphone in a suit and orange patterned tie, smiling slightly during a hearing. The word "SATIRE" is printed in dark brown text in the upper-right corner of the image.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I could have sworn "stolen valor" was a thing Turns out it was just something else Republicans never actually gave a shit about Draft-dodging PoS
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
43-time Club Champion.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026
Trump's line of BS today is that he's actively negotiating a deal to open the Strait of Hormuz, which is controlled by the United States
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/08/2026
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
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Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...
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Shooti @bambooshooti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#ResistanceRoots Major General Smedley Butler was born on this day in 1881 in West Chester, Pa. One of the most decorated figures in U.S. Marine Corps history, he transformed into an anti-war activist and whistleblower. He exposed a plot by wealthy men to overthrow FDR and install a dictator. /1
Brigadier General Smedley Butler in uniform, ca. 1921-1929. Butler’s transformation from a decorated commander into an anti-war activist was not caused by a sudden epiphany. His final year in the military soured his view of institutional power, and his retirement freed him from military censorship. While active in the Marine Corps, he was bound by military discipline and could not publicly criticize the government. Free from the threat of a court-martial, he began using his retirement lectures to unpack the moral rot he had witnessed throughout his 34-year career.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trump's counselor Peter Navarro is helping Trump find a new scapegoat in their desperate attempt to turn the blame off Trump himself. Jesse Dollemore reacts. youtu.be/OOr0GxzOoVc?...
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Trump Admin Blows Up Relations, Calls Canadians "Most Dishonest People"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/07/2026
BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year.
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BTD 🚫 👑 @benjaminthomas616.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
donald trump is the embodiment of a participation trophy. He is the very definition of stolen valor. He is the poster child for spoiled brats. Put more simply, donald trump is a cunt.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hosting a World Cup as President of the United States and having it end with the entire world somehow hating you even more than the historically unprecedented degree to which they already hated you is quite the accomplishment given that he never laced up even once
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Rudy 🇨🇦 @rudybuick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not for much longer, buckle up ! bsky.app/profile/joep...
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GitHub @github.com · 20/07/2026
57 years ago today, humans first landed on the Moon. The source code that helped get them there? It’s on GitHub. Margaret Hamilton led the MIT team responsible for Apollo’s onboard flight software. (Image credit: Draper Laboratory; restoration by Adam Cuerden, via Wikimedia Commons.)
Black-and-white photo of Margaret Hamilton standing beside a nearly person-height stack of software listings produced by her and her MIT team for the Apollo program.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump has disbanded the foreign influence task force in the FBI… All while he claims foreign influence in our own elections. Actions. Speak. Louder. Than. Words. 😎✨
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spain cropped out the orange felon from their official celebratory photo. They understand the assignment.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Welcome to the WHITE HOUSE! Please report the nature of your bribe to the guard on duty upon entrance. www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
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Cramd 🇨🇦 @cramd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I had a bear wander up to me and say, with tears in its eyes, did you know bear has a b in it? Not the flying bee but the letter? Most don't know that I tell you. This bear was right from central casting. Great, strong bear. And He said "Sir" tell those Canadians how to clean their forest floors!
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 15/07/2026
⚡ European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has become the first recipient of Ukraine's newly established Order of Europe.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm a boomer and have millennial and gen-z daughters who understand why we have vaccines and believe in them. It's not a generational thing. It's an intelligence, critical thinking, feelings over facts thing.
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Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
‘We’re encased in flames’: Rail worker captures harrowing video as wildfire closes in on CN train
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‘We’re encased in flames’: Rail worker captures harrowing video as wildfire closes in on CN train
The scenes outside the window of the train are breathtaking. A wall of flame engulfs the treeline just feet away from tracks.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 07/07/2026
Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover
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Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover
CALGARY - Addressing a rally of Conservative voters at the Calgary Stampede, Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre has vowed to "reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture", thanks to his latest com...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.
The fabulous owl, Lady Jane Grey, with her handler, Pete, in Totnes, Devon, in 2016.
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DebbieDeb 🩷✨ @debdebbiedebbie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh, and Trump Now Says Charlottesville Was Fake open.substack.com/pub/johnfuge... John Fugelsang Jun 29, 2026 ∙ Paid
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Oh, and Trump Now Says Charlottesville Was Fake
The Search For The Dumbest Conspiracy Theory Ever Told
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Susie Time @susietime777.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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