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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 11h
One thing that had not occurred to me previously is that browsers send your current timezone. So even tho I'm using a VPN that puts my IP address somewhere else, my clock is gonna give away that I'm in Sydney. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 11h
spent our entire budget on HR Giger, can't afford writers
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 11h
Sometimes I think about how in Ghost World (2001), Clowes organised for all of Enid's drawings to be done by Sophie Crumb because he felt that his own art style was far too male. But if I looked at the drawings of either artist I am 100% I would not be able to determine their gender sans context.
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 11h
Today's jam: sublime-frequencies.bandcamp.com/album/mekong...
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MEKONG SHELLAC: Cambodian Artifacts from the 78-rpm era, by Sublime Frequencies
13 track album
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Dr. Carly Maris @vintagehistorian.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“I asked Chat GPT” “I asked Grok” Ok well I asked Sappho and she said ……. ……. ..[b]osom
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
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hareksu.eurosky.social @hareksu.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Space billionaires! It's a verb.
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Terrifying monkey stories for October: www.welcometohellworld.com/the-bizarre-...
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The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey
An excerpt from Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actually the *most* efficient way for planes to board would be to have a lot more room for each passenger, and more doors to compensate for the added fuel costs, instead of taking off these planes would be wingless and run on specialized steel rails, with several fuselages towed by a single engine
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
heh, yeaaaaah. naked trees
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True crime is a fraught genre, but a little tip that will improve your experience is that any time a cop describes the suspect as "smart", you're about to encounter some of the most bumbling criminal moves you have ever heard of, followed by an absolute mess of an investigation
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh, me? i'm fine. wife got the trailer & the firebird in the settlement after she left me for don juan de 'regional payless manager of the year' back in '92 but derek owed me a favor so i been working here & hosing out kennels at the municipal shelter for ... christ, has it been 34 years already?
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Government/centrelink hold music should all be commissions from Australian composers
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A good and true story, but leaves out a crucial detail. They didn't take this action as a spur of the moment thing, these women did it as part of a directive from their union to not handle South African goods. They weren't just grapefruit ladies, they were *union* grapefruit ladies.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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SF Encyclopedia @sfencyclopedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Elizabeth Bear sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/bear_e... was born on this day, so here's some related artwork (Artist: Richard Anderson, Tiziano Cremonini, Dave Leri and Stephen Youll):
The cover for Elizabeth Bear's "Folded Sky"The cover for Elizabeth Bear's "Nella casa di Aryaman"The interior magazine artwork for Elizabeth Bear's "Hobnoblin Blues"The cover for Elizabeth Bear's "The Folded Sky"
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
guy goes to the circus and walks up to the clown who appears to be in charge. the guy pulls down his pants and shows the clown his asshole. the clown says "what are you doing?" the guy says "I have colon cancer, and I need to see a proctologist" and the clown says "butt doctor? I am Pagliacci!"
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Benjamin Pope @benjaminpope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why keep asking what is behind One Nation's organic appeal when "they have a bajillion dollars and saturate low-info voters' feeds and get unlimited favourable mainstream coverage" is all you need. Why did the surge happen? It's when they got a bajillion dollars. When will it end? Money tap goes off
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Benjamin Pope @benjaminpope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
given that the ALP and LNP politicians clearly know this, it is hard not to suspect that they are more interest in accessing the money tap than cutting it off and neutralizing the stream of pure racism being injected into our politics
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Quick turnaround? Well I guess I already have these sketches that might fit the bill. Let me, uh, just draw some clothes on here..."
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But then again, what has the whale to say?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
i will now do five hits of acid and watch Carol, which i have never seen
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pumpkin pye 🎃 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances
Biquette backlit at a gig
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And now to let all of my Irish opening acts know that I have done the right thing, side with a violent and repressive colonialist project.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mandoor car hookhand
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those later Milla Jovovich movies were so bad they were almost Dadaist art. Suddenly 40 Milla Jovovich clones will be there and a man in sunglasses says “this is the beginning of the end…of the new beginning” and a dog will be eating spaghetti. It was like Inland Empire with the rabbits.
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 07/09/2026
Exclusive: US-controlled weapons corporations and forces have control or access to more than 100 facilities across the continent, which some analysts describe as a ‘colonisation’ of Australia’s military.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Mando @mrmandolino.itch.io · 04/09/2026
a missing small piece from this thread: the whole thing came full circle when, at some point, graffiti shops started selling writers tiny train car models that they could use to practice and plan for their next piece which, of course, were perfect recreations of their respective trains.
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Sonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Palestinian folklore says that djinn make intense and obsessive lovers.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one’s my favourite
A reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA that says “Hi WEC, I've watched you since I was a child, just wanted to say thank you for running into paintings of tunnels for all those years.”

The replies is a film still of Wile E Coyote smiling and holding a sign that says “Keep art alive”
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 03/09/2026
Everyone stop what you're doing and watch this absolutely genuine clip from the ending of Highlander 5 (Dir. Brett Leonard, 2007).
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 01/09/2026
first, do? no! harm
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Peter Hollo @peterhollo.com · 01/09/2026
A couple of days ago, Australia post started a promo with HBO for the Harry Potter TV series. It you noticed the app logo changed to incorporate an owl, that's why. A bunch of people sent in complaints about the association with that revolting TERF JK Rowling. Today they replied. Partnership ended!
Screenshot of an email from AusPost replying to my complaint sent in yesterday. It reads:

Thank you for contacting Australia Post.

Australia Post is an inclusive organisation that values diversity and is committed to fostering a respectful and welcoming environment for all people, including LGBTQIA+ communities.

The Harry Potter Owl Post Experience was a promotional fan event delivered in partnership with HBO Max to celebrate letter writing and provide an engaging experience for Harry Potter fans.

We apologise if the activation has left you disappointed. We understand your concerns and your feedback has been heard and shared with the relevant teams. As a result, the partnership has now ended. Your feedback will also inform how we think about future partnerships and activations.

I highlighted "As a result" and added exclamation marks after the following sentence.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have never seen a compelling economic argument for the existence of CEOs or owners that cannot be served better by cooperative ownership or management. The best people has is “well I get to do that/they started it” which is what a six year old says when they get caught fighting.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babylon 5 is incredible
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is why I will continue to wear my Bikini Kill t-shirt, and continue to have various conversations with young people where I have to say no it's a band, I don't want to kill bikinis or people in bikinis, no the band don't want to do that they're good, yeah no actually they're really
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carelord.bsky.social @carelord.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't know anything about this guy but it appears his Philosophy of Guitar intersected with mine in several respects
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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
most folks don't know this happened next to a giant rack of cock rings
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