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sappho marx

@impormable.bsky.social
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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley there is no courthouse here, and no window. no bricks are thrown

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spoocecow @important.website · 4h
to be named Foghorn is a gift. the awful rooster squandered it
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 3h
there's a reason this is my lock screen
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 4h
they've finally broken into the previously untapped market of "chewing on your pussy"
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 4h
this is the reason I'm like this today
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 5h
it's cruel that I have to work while the sox are playing game 1 and the bruins are playing their season opener
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 5h
"I asked an ai what sex toy my girlfriend would like and this is what it said" "did you ask your girlfriend?" "no, she probably wouldn't know what she likes" AGGGAFHHJD DJ H GF SDJJKG AH HHSJJJK and so on
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 6h
bomani jones had jason england on to talk about season 4 of the wire and it was fantastic. especially so at the end when they discussed snoop as the foxy lesbian icon that she is
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 8h
I know I'm 20 years behind on this gripe, but boy the spoons metaphor is fuckin stupid. just say "energy"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11h
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 15h
blanket hog
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 22h
many of you, and also me
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
make god laugh
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell this asshole doesn’t know shit about real digging because record store owners would rather take a shotgun blast to the knee than tell you everything they know bsky.app/profile/hoov...
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the 3 in the greatest routine 1-3 out ever recorded
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Red Sox break the "Curse"
YouTube video by MLB
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no honey, that's a truck. a pilot flies a plane!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 28/09/2026
Here's this Mr. B Natural piece I made
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
excited to announce the dumbest nancy storyline ever introduced
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started rewatching sctv network 90 from the beginning and figured it would be funny to chronicle every time they said a show would be on thursday at nine. in my memory it was like, once every few episodes. two episodes in and there's already been six
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you can't post this unless it's june 13
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 28/09/2026
It does have four simultaneous corners though
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"dr gene ray" is such a fuckin kojima name
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Time Cube
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spuds MacKenzie was just following orders
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SOPHIA (she/her, taken) @lolin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
timecube was RIGHT
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thursday at nine on sctv
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no, I'm pretty sure that's someone else
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🎶🎵 daylight come and me wan' go home 🎵🎶
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 28/09/2026
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey man how's about you go to p-town and start calling people faggots. see how that goes.
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the toilet over there will bring you luck so give up I got no time to spare
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Parappa the Rapper -- Bathroom Rap
YouTube video by batman9502qts
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nice day for it
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the four tops
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what some folks really mean when they say they've never listened to gid tanner and his skillet-lickers
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fwiw I *have* heard choosing texas but only because it comes up on the corporate playlist at work. I was surprised as anyone to find out it's apparently the single most popular song ever written. it sounds like a lot of other bland modern country music, which I'm also only exposed to at work
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what kind of books do I read? I dunno, pretty much anything except rap and country
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called because she yanks you out of the way of danger
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if it wasn't already clear, I've officially pulled out all my sctv DVDs. the slow drip of individual sketches on youtube is nice, but the joy of the show really does come from watching full episodes and soaking in the weirdness of melonville and its citizenry
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
come on down to al peck's used fruit, we got free tickets to circus lupus. that's right, the circus of wolves
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SCTV - Al Peck's Used Fruit
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"my mom sent me out for some materialism" "well what kind does she want?" "she didn't say. how many kinds have you got? "well, we've got mechanistic materialism and dialectical materialism"
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Philosophy Street (Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas & John Candy) | SCTV
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
speaking of dark design that teddy has to go, honey
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
DATELINE THORNHILL, ONTARIO - RESIDENTS OF THE TORONTO SUBURB AWOKE TO SHOCKING NEWS TODAY, ABOUT THE DISCOVERY OF A SECOND, EVEN LITTLER HOBO
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Duchess Ellington
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
- systems analyst
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure why "the longest fart sound in gaming" isn't a back of the box quote on nighthawks
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 10/03/2024
(Talking about The Empire Strikes Back and everything that came after it) "Oh yeah I'm not really familiar with the expanded universe stuff"
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