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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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A Reckoning in Springfield

A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've never encountered the phrase "photon count analysis" being used in place of "seeing".

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Visual spectrum cameras can see very well in the dark when Al is doing the photon count analysis

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John C. Brady @jcbrady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Literally the only visible form of energy, but, sure, whatever.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I gave Bean Soup Theory a proper lookup and wow if that isn't a window into the illiterate soul of social media discourse

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's sexy because the face looks much more symmetrical like that.

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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would bet so much money that this all has to do with a frat thing

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is a conspiracy theory I'm gonna hang on to for a while.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“conservative unwittingly admits hes never woken up next to a woman, let alone just hung out with one” is one of my favorite genres of post

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026

"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Donkey Kong grapple (L+A I think?) and literally run off the map while carrying them. Note: You will die too. But the smash gods demand blood. The sacrifice has never not been worth it.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"It's just my walkin' guillotine."

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The degradation of training will continue until airshows improve.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Temperature swings between negative 300 degrees and above boiling can hit a single piece of equipment simultaneously." Negative 300 degrees is colder than absolute zero. Unless they mean Fahrenheit; but we shouldn't assume that, because the whole article is devoid of units.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It would be interesting to know how many of the ships "transiting" the Strait of Hormuz are outbound vs inbound. I can readily believe ships that have been bottled up for months are eager to escape if they can find a window. Not sure how many are willingly heading back in.

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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

A town sign seen through a train window.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Yeah let's just see what Chernobyl tastes like

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

cannot wait for the gop midterm convention on national tv where every republican in a competitive race is forced to pledge an oath of loyalty to a demented sex criminal polling at 30% approval

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/07/2026

the august 6th lockup expiration is going to be absolute cinema take the day off, make yourself some popcorn, pull up the stock ticker and watch the carnage

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I had a very similar experience with my son at the Florida Pirate Museum. Still yelling "fire in the hole!" before popping balloons and shit

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jetblackbox @jetblackbox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Iran has this planned out so that gas hits $6 per gallon two weeks before the midterm election.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My grandfather got run over by a trolley in 50s era San Francisco. Old cablecars were quite the deathtrap. They could only slow down on hills by a lever gripping the (already moving) cable, and the cable or lever would snap and send a runaway train down Filbert Street.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I see these AI fuckup deleted-everything posts on Twitter almost everyday but for some reason they never get less funny.

Matt Shumer tweets: GPT-5.6-Sol just accidentally deleted almost ALL of my Mac’s files.

And this is why I trust Fable 1000x more

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is the retail use case! I will happily pay $20 nonrecurring for premium model access if it means I get an Android alarm clock app that works EXACTLY how I want! I don't have to wait on the market realizing that what I want is a hyperspecific alarm clock feature that isn't profitable!

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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Crazy that not nutting gets a whole month but the BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM...

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David Alman @davidalman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

“We need so many more merchant ships so that way we can still conduct trade during a war with China!” Bro the stuff comes from China!!!!! It doesn’t matter!!!!

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I like the term because it is extremely effective for demonstrating to MAGA voters why Trump sucks, even if it's obviously flawed policy-wise

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

If the uptick is from @flightradar24.com, then we're not seeing an uptick in ISR flights. What we're seeing is an uptick in ISR flights under orders to intentionally leave on devices like transponders and ADS-B. The total amount of flights including those we can't see is probably unchanged.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

This is peak end-of-year college senior email writing.

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Middle Manager Mom ☕️ @coachkatjack.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My kid is a college senior and wrote this email to his prof today (Gen Z can’t catch a break from once in a lifetime things happening annually to them…)

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Same guy picked a fight with Disney using the same playbook. He has a knack for picking fights where both sides lose.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

🚨 🚨 🚨

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Oh I see. He meant guiding like in the directional, inspirational sense. Like the North Star.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Certainly not by opening the Strait of Hormuz

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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

More banger lego rap memes, probably.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

At best they knew about the threat and Trump insisted on going anyway. Much beyond that is rather unfathomable.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The funniest thing about this is that the Conga line originates from a Cuban festival procession and it's sounding like Cuba is Hegseths next target

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Stephen England @stephenengland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I can't wait to see what I'll be paying for gas when the "congo[sic] line" arrives.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I saw Nelly perform live at a Florida strawberry festival where there was no alcohol. Pretty sure it's that "no one can compete with Nelly" on price.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

"...the responsible parties owe the work of reassembling Curt atom by atom" Wouldn't that make Ziz the basilisk?

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

oh no republicans not your petard, no dont hoist no stop not your own petard bros

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Jet fuel shortages are going to be a real threat, and unlike driving the fuel prices outside America matters. Even if you fly to Europe on American/United/Delta, you're still paying for a fillup in Europe.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

"Our brave fighters didn't pee on their hands."

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