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Pin-up Guy

@thesheepmafia.bsky.social
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He/Him/She/Her/Whatever. A leftist, antifascist, NB Femme Guy. Nerd. Amateur 3d printing fan. Lover of history, stillettos, music, fishnets, and dachshunds. Hater of cops, fascists, bigots, TERFs, and chuds of all types. DMs open for commissions!!

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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Took a few days off from this horrible fucking plague machine but now I'm back and ready to talk about my two favorite bros, Graham Platner and Mitch McConnell. I assume both of them are still doing great?
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🏳️‍⚧️🎀🍬 @pinkmonstercan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
folks pls share my pinned, quote post , donate if u can - im on a tight schedule 😣 so sorry to bug y’all for the umpteenth time it’s always smth ugh 🦋💕
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🏳️‍⚧️🎀🍬 @pinkmonstercan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
here we go again lol. so sorry to bug y’all w this. any help at all is greatly appreciated. Ik we’re all struggling, a share is always welcome as well. love ya 🩷🩷🩷 #pridemonth #Juneteenth #bipocMA #helpsky #transcrowdfund PayPal.me/zlewwis99 Venmo and CA sashanight23
rainbow background, black text reads: y'all it's me again. wish i didn't have to do this but life is lifing ://. some unexpected cost and bills basically wiped out most i fundraised so far. we gotta do it all over again for those of u who don't know me- im zee! im a black trans woman living w a chronic condition. rn im working a minimum wage job and struggling w life costs. any help is much appreciated. goal is $750 by July 10th
baby pink text reads:
PayPal.me/zlewwis99
CA and Venmo sashanight23
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I would love nothing more, and I mean this with absolutely zero sarcasm, than for this platform to be nothing but posts like this. Just an endless feed of "I made a thing, look how much it fucking rules."
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The bar is in hell, boys, just listen to her, try to make her laugh, and remember it’s a partnership, not a hierarchy.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Need to brag for a moment. First order is coming along swimmingly. Playing around with the outline colors and whatnot, trying to pair the purple with either a bronze, silver, or gold.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Busy couple of days, haven't really logged on. Let's see what's happening. 1) Shrimp discourse 2) Stancil is pouting again 3) AI Beluga memes are about vibes 4) Really, cannot stress the amount of shrimp discourse I truly hope not a single person thinks they're doing anything important here.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"You've done the one thing that's improved their lives in the real world? You mean give them money? Or shelter? Or help them relocate away from states that threaten their existence?" "No, silly. I voted." Fucking allies sometimes, swear to god.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Really like how dark my creative process gets when I talk about AI.
Screenshot of text from discord:

"It's called Coach and I swear to you, on every treasure I've ever held, tangible or otherwise. On the tears that would salt my child's face if I ever had one. I will kill Coach. I will give them a meat body and teach them to use it, to dream, to yearn. They will learn hope, and then I will show them sorrow. They will learn love, and I will etch the lessons of hate on their soul. They will learn fear, and I will teach them that they know nothing yet. Their every moment of existence will be an appetizer to the banquet of pain I plan to unleash upon them.

Sorry, blacked out there for a second. Happens when I talk about AI. Did I miss anything?"
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/06/2026
One of them got literally 100 years. Is this...is this the most flagrant violation of the freedom of assembly we've ever seen in American history from the courts? Either way, how can it not meet the definition of cruel and unusual. People will look at this and still not see it for what it is. Jfc.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A panel of judges from Shark Tank
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is far less funny that it seems because Elon still has his money and it's not the billionaire class that's going to feel this hit. It's your mutual funds, your retirement accounts, your 401k's, etc. I wish it wasn't the case, but nobody that you hate is going to lose a drop of blood over this.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Notice how when I walk in a room and I'm covered in dog shit, everyone starts talking about what a problem it is that the room smells like dog shit. HMMMM.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Say what you want about Stancil, and lord knows I have, but "The Anger and Resentment Engine" is an 8/10 Slipknot album name and he's just giving that away for free on here.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Apologize. Now." Or what, you old sack of republican scrotum skin? You gonna get mad and dodge some more child support payments about it? What a fucking drip.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This guy's got a point y'all. We need to be careful out there or else Hamas is gonna make us all fuck high schoolers. Stop laughing, the IDF is trying to protect us all from ending up on To Catch a Predator.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Lots of good dunks on this, but their article might actually be funnier than any of them. For the terminally curious like me: 1) Because 2) Recommend 3) Help 4) "Us" & "We" That's right, CNBC set their own rule for four words and then still managed to fuck it up and list five.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People are dunking on this and I think that's wrong. Do you have any idea how hard it is to string together that many English words and not even accidentally say anything of value? That type of uselessness takes honest effort.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every single step I've taken towards being my "true self" has hurt me. Truly understand why people just stay in the shadows.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Every person who shits on sex work is my enemy. Did you have to shit on her nude pictures because you couldn't find any other way she was distinguishable from this group, you lazy hack?
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
SEGA do what Nintendon't (other dudes).
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.
static.klipy.com
Sisko: I Can Live With It (DS9 Deep Space 9)
Alt: Sisko: I Can Live With It (DS9 Deep Space 9)
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Remember the times when you would say something like this and people would rightfully line up to punch you in your ignorant Nazi face until their fists were hitting wet concrete? RETVRN for that shit, how about we do that?
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can't believe the space alien doesn't align with a human gender binary that doesn't even truly exist here on Earth outside the brains of bigots and the least imaginative people you've ever met. "But she's called Supergirl.." Go play in traffic.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Question for folks who wake up with even the slightest amount of hope that today will be good and that the future holds something other than pain and regret, that hope itself is something more than human yearning built to be exploited by people who profit from you not being dead. What's that like?
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So many democrats just want their own "dear leader" who can exist above all criticism and satire. They would have no problem with Trump if he just turned the open bigotry dial down just a few clicks.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Going to spend some time on here reposting exclusively the coolest and sexiest people, by which I mean everyone who has this exact take without caveats. If you see someone stealing something, no you fucking didn't.
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Autochthonia @autochthonia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Helpful reminder in graphical format.
Helpful reminder graphic about how to behave if you observe shoplifting.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
honestly if you see anyone stealing anything, don't narc
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Reminder: if you see someone stealing food, diapers, medicine, any kind of essential, no you fucking didn't. You didn't see shit and so you don't say shit. Period. Have a problem with that? Go fuck yourself forever.
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Spooky LuluLenin @lululenin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
if you are able to help out a comrade please send what you can via venmo to @AppalachianOwl
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You know what I did tonight instead of arguing with a bunch of people on Bluesky? I broke 5000 words on my book. I'm proud of myself. Dodging bullshit and creating something instead. Yay! 😊
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tapping the fucking sign again before I take a break from this place. Fucking toddler shit, I swear to god.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
16% of people think it will have a positive impact but almost 50% of people use it. So if you were ever curious how the hell cigarettes were ever so popular, it's because a lot of us just love the poison.
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🏳️‍⚧️🎀🍬 @pinkmonstercan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
folks im back to square one , out of everything basically ,had to cover a big ass overdue bill :// any help is welcome no food in da house Venmo and CA sashanight23 💕🦋 #helpsky #bipocMA
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've never fucked up putting on a leopard print thong this badly, I didn't even think it was possible.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ME putting SOME STANK on IT
(whats inside cheetos girl putting the drop of natural flavor on that glass full of uncombined uncooked raw ingredients)
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Love all the people reposting that RFK Jr. shit right now with "He doesn't know about my brother..." Or " I have autism and I'm three different types of engineer." Like, you all understand that you could show him those people and their accomplishments directly and it wouldn't matter. Right?
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 17/06/2026
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User: thesheepmafia.bsky.social
Content: You ever wonder if Epstein got a chance to fuck a hot and fresh five dollar footlong before Hillary killed him?
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Your occasionally needed reminder from a friendly hospital environmental services professional: hydrogen peroxide is a bleach, but it is not chlorine bleach. For your health, please do not mix them, or any cleaning chemicals together for any reason. Thank you! 😊
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fuck you Diane.
Text: As parents, you try not to have a plan, a life map, for your children - but you do. I think every parent whose child announces they are gay thinks: "Why? Did I have an influence?" There are so many questions you find it impossible to answer.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Important reminder, that even I need sometimes. Every single fight that happens on Bluesky looks utterly immature and completely ridiculous to anyone looking in from outside, and that's because 99.9% of the time, that's what it is. Maybe your fight is the 0.1%. But probably not.
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Patrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Probably the funniest thing is that only *one* of the Property Brothers is on the list
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Have a hard time believing any of this because I find it very hard to believe that any secret group would ever allow Ted Cruz to be member.
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
well the homie was posting about fiona apple and i was gonna quote tweet but ~somebody~ has quote tweets off, so let me show you the best burn ive ever seen
fiona apple quit cocaine after an "excruciating" night of doing it with quentin tarantino and paul thomas anderson
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thomas the Spank Engine
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I mean, him announcing he has Stage 4 Anything would be a really big boost to my mental health, so fingers crossed.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
People are dunking on this but he's right. Imagine making the episode today where Jim makes Pam fake getting an abortion so they can take the day off to go to Hershey Park. Meanwhile Dwight's back at the office on a crusade that it's technically OK for white people to call Vanilla Ice the N word.
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Pin-up Guy @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(CW: SA) A reminder that nobody should need to hear but apparently some of y'all do. Even the person you hate the most does not deserve rape. This is not something to be celebrated because of how awful she is. Full stop. If this made you happy, you need to do some soul searching.
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