Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've never encountered the phrase "photon count analysis" being used in place of "seeing". 000
Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I see these AI fuckup deleted-everything posts on Twitter almost everyday but for some reason they never get less funny. 000
Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/02/2026What's a guy gotta do to bed chicks these days? Cuz he can't *not* make the app 0180
Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/04/2025What an unfortunate way to spell peanut butter 020