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Captain Bergatron

@captbergatron.bsky.social
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Commercial and (fmr) USAF pilot and Electrical Engineer. Living for palm trees, success, and the sky.

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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same exact thing happened with the American Revolution and the Civil War.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I loved your Legal Eagle video on Clavicular!
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol every comment is the same I love it
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She needs an older brother to teach her the ways of the pirate.
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once R&R maxes out at the full 2 weeks, it's time to waiver on home. Pilots are pretty good at finding justification. I was deployed during the outbreak of Covid and we were one of the dozen or so aircraft to cross the Atlantic in April 2020.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's not a mushroom
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've never encountered the phrase "photon count analysis" being used in place of "seeing".
Elon Musk

Visual spectrum cameras can see very well in the dark when Al is doing the photon count analysis
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But he needed help finding his lost AI puppy companion
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is BtB under the "Weird" category!? You're not weird! Bastards are weird!
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't get me started on my girl Topsy either
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're not worried about it eating your face?
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John C. Brady @jcbrady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally the only visible form of energy, but, sure, whatever.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I gave Bean Soup Theory a proper lookup and wow if that isn't a window into the illiterate soul of social media discourse
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why do with one building what you can do with thousands of satellites for more money?
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Read the fucking report man. Anthropomorphizing isn't the worst thing that's happened recently.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brilliant article. I had to do an indepth operational risk assessment before every mission I flew in the Air Force. The human component is often the biggest, due to complacency or laziness or ignorance that has to be fought against. Clearly that wasn't happening at OpenAI.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brilliant article. I had to do an indepth operational risk assessment before every mission I flew in the Air Force. The human component is often the biggest, due to complacency or laziness or ignorance that has to be fought against. Clearly that wasn't happening at OpenAI.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The last poll question introduced bias by naming the cause of death. Since there was no additional question listing a painful, fiery death as a control, we have no way of knowing if people feel negative about him "dying" or "dying in his sleep".
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's another polling quirk I've heard that in any poll/election about 4% of people will fill in the wrong bubble, or misunderstand the directions, or just be illiterate. So even polls like "cancer bad?" show 4% of people disagree. Funny how it's 5% of dems that voted for Keyes.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to know. What is the crazification factor?
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's sexy because your face looks more symmetrical like that.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's sexy because the face looks much more symmetrical like that.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's like 8 in the morning...
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Roko's Basilisk with a tinge of eugenics
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is absolutely what this is about. I'd bet the house on it.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would bet so much money that this all has to do with a frat thing
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you never worn trousers made of live bees before?
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awesome. Lay people are great at knowing the difference between parts-per-million vs parts-per-billion, or when "trace" means "effectively zero".
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
key lyme pie was right there
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm sure a nudist skydiving place will take him
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've always heard it called "alert fatigue"
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a conspiracy theory I'm gonna hang on to for a while.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Given how well distillation works it's looking increasingly likely the big tech companies are gonna brunt all the cost and debt, it still won't be good enough to replace humans, and the (minor) benefits end up going to everyone with internet. Like was initially promised, just not how they thought.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are people supposed to change their mind and make up for their actions if literally no one is redeemable?
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just wanna watch penguins of Madagascar while I text and drive
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's exactly how you become influential on bluesky.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This version's my favorite
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“conservative unwittingly admits hes never woken up next to a woman, let alone just hung out with one” is one of my favorite genres of post
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah they should be focusing on reading comprehension
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you gonna go?
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Four turning and two burning? No that's not right...
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, some of them see it coming and have already moved to Argentina
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will never understand how America ended up prioritizing the health and wellbeing of vacuous non-living entities called corporations, over the real human people that actually make up the country.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think technically it's a prostate condition
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Am I the only one thinking that this time they might, just... not? Unlike 2025 he might be unpopular enough to deter them, and they all just pretend they never saw the order.
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Captain Bergatron @captbergatron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That was my first thought reading it. Like wait some of this is contingent on Google and TikTok making the changes? I would rather have $200B funding for social programs.
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