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there's nothing embarrassing about being a warrior, mom capn_b on mastodon.online and fosstodon he/him

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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 3h
easiest possible setup to strike out on
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 5h
Need something fun to do this weekend? Help us pass the Fair Share Tax by submitting written testimony and emailing your legislators! We'll be discussing the ordinance this Thursday, October 15th at the Committee of the Whole. www.portland.gov/council-cler...
portland.gov
Register for testimony or submit written testimony to Council
Complete this form to register to provide verbal testimony on an agenda item during Council and committee meetings, or to submit written testimony on an item.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 5h
I like this guy, this guy posts like he means it
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 5h
man-made horrors, not quite beyond our comprehension
a 2027 calendar called Caffeine Cats, containing the shittiest slop of a horrifying fedora cat bro saying "I wonder if I could program cute cat girls to date me in JavaScript". the right side of the image is cut off slightly as it was difficult to look directly at this cursed artifact from hell
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Abby Franquemont 🇵🇪🇺🇸 @abbysyarns.bsky.social · 10h
One other thing I find fascinating and disturbing in conversations I’ve had with AI bros is that they’re eager to ascribe consciousness to software but they don’t think women are even people.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 10h
they gotta make that fog somehow
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 19h
I think it's funny when the ghosties bump their shins
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 19h
FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS! ¡!!!!!!! //!!!
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
over/under on whether bsky dot app permits this
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ashur.cab @ashur.cab · 02/08/2026
mfw the councilor from district 2 is in the news
A 1916 sidewalk stamp by W. F. Ryan, spotted in SE PDX, with two twigs forming the letter T between the W and F.
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UAW @uaw.org · 09/10/2026
“We haven’t seen any counters from Harvard on our proposals. We haven’t seen any points of discussion, anything." 📰 www.thecrimson.com/article/2026/10/…
thecrimson.com
Harvard Grad Union Votes to Authorize Another Strike After 40-Day Walkout | The Harvard Crimson
Harvard’s graduate student union voted to authorize another strike, setting the stage for a possible second work stoppage this year as contract negotiations with the University stretch past 18 months.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 19h
midichlorians: mitochondria for fucking dweebs
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
over/under on whether bsky dot app permits this
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope I never see him irl because I'm not ready to face consequences for what my inevitable actions would be
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's possible, it's real, and it's almost certainly criminal assault! (it's also a good reason to get your ass beat)
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 09/10/2026
I can't be the only person in MN who wants to find this house ...
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
cnn.com
Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 08/10/2026
#bluenomatterwho, #DNC, #Liberals, just want you to know, if there is a hell, I will see you there! We're going to drag you down with us!
newsweek.com
Democrats embrace anti-trans athlete messaging ahead of midterm
Democrats in key races are embracing restrictions on trans athletes, signaling a shift on a major midterm culture war issue.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Wandy Darhols
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 08/10/2026
Dan Ryan is under a court order not to delete messages from his personal phone, which may contain public records. In court documents, Ryan said he no longer has the phone he's been using, because his spouse traded it in the same day a judge barred him from deleting records. He says nothing was lost.
portlandmercury.com
Councilor Ryan’s Phone is Traded In On the Same Day a Judge Bars Him from Deleting Messages - Portland Mercury
A Multnomah County judge granted a temporary restraining order October 1, barring District 2 City Councilor Dan Ryan from deleting messages held on his private cell phone and other devices. The restra...
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
try our new carne asada latte
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I haaaaaate that they spelled it "preccariate". sounds like a rare fucking bird
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's crime day
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My most boomer millennial sentiment is I hate this fuckin shit. I will never be used to this fuckin shit where someone is popping up in front of the actual video titled at 35 degrees in abrasive ring lighting. It is not necessary please!
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
you don’t hold "AI" accountable; you hold AI developers, vendors, and corporations that profit off it accountable holding "AI accountable" is like holding a toaster accountable. it's an inanimate object. it doesn't have wishes, feelings, or desires
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
re-racking your weights is the bonus stage of the game of Working Out
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It took a long time to redo the letters, but it looks better now than before.
Portland chalk sidewalk drawing that reads DON’T RANK TORRES // RE-ELECT MORILLO AND KOYAMA LANE
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
don't forget to shout "megalovania" at the correct point in time
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
more like Disconnecticut, am I right?
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Valeficent 🐍 The KDrama 🔌The Soulful Siren @thatgrlwitapen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Angel Studio Films
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 05/10/2026
the passion of the christ (2004)
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you ever seen Tenet?
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Brandon Mullen @brandonmullen.com · 05/10/2026
We really, desperately leaders who aren't afraid of the moment. I am so tired of conversations with leaders who accept things as they are and are too scared / lazy to try. Donate to Angelita if you want more policy conversations about what we CAN do rather than pre-admitting defeat.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 05/10/2026
yes keep banning good posters over the mildest shit about dipshit tech billionaries that are responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, that aren't even on here, that'll help your platform.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell yes
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
have the best time dude
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Douchey Travis United States, Census, 1940
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fucking vosotros, what is this, scripture? you quotin' scripture?
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Juanita Shaver Early United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
seeing a music video of deadmau5 ft gerard way and it's ufc themed. if you're reading this from the future please come back and eliminate this timeline from the multiverse
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
far too many famous Republicans made it into office without their stupid bullshit getting aired for all to see
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"you won't let those robots defeat me" is a message for our time
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This company makes a cute little tool for silencing AirTags and they absolutely do not care that they are helping people to create perfect stalking devices. sixcolors.com/post/2026/10...
sixcolors.com
Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence
ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a mid county song that a lot of people like and internet poisoning is a hell of a drug
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I heard it once, I don't remember how it goes, and I didn't think it was remarkable but I don't have a lot of context for country made after, like, 2000
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Eddie Robson is at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh word?
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