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Capn B

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh word?
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey #pdx cops were at McDaniel homecoming last night for no apparent reason, if you're wondering how well admin is protecting our students (I'm going to make it a lot of people's problem on Monday, but I'd bet the students will do a better job of that)
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
two things can be bad (The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; The Argentine Republic)
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my laptop, covered in its normal assortment of anarchist stickers
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Rob @radicalhistory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is true but I also want to remind people that you shouldn't take Yudkowsky seriously because he wrote a 1.7 million word erotic isekai fanfic about a rationalist being dropped into Golarion, the world of the Pathfinder TTRPG
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
If you think about it, it’s fucking pathetic that the mainstream American musician going hardest for Palestine is a Weird White Rapper. Every other artist should be ashamed.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why? when we already have bluesky??
discussingfilm's post: Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why are they doing nfl in rio they dont have touchdown jesus they have incomplete pass jesus
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mr brightside is a showtune dressed up in a t-shirt that says "i am post-punk"
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's almost no sci-fi on here, which is refreshing as I am happy it's becoming niche again (because I like it)
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why are they doing nfl in rio they dont have touchdown jesus they have incomplete pass jesus
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a normal person (go brewers, love my good boys da mke brewers) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she rocks, fuck da haters
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Pure Fiction
Alt: Jonathan Frakes sitting on a desk in Beyond Belief saying "pure fiction"
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
imagine if software engineering had ever even sort of had this culture at any point in my adult life
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this but unironically
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it does in fact matter that the AI oligarchs are uniformly some of the most irritating fascist assholes in history
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Esnupi
Cachorro salsicha branco com o nariz e orelhas pretas deitado de lado na cama cobertinho por um cobertor azul com a estampa do corpinho do Snoopy terminando embaixo da cabeça do cachorro, fazendo parece que é o corpinho dele
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you want to write, "The AI wants to hurt people," remember that you mean to write, "The AI company profits off of hurting people."
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thread to help a trans person who has gotten some scary attention. Please help if you can.
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anybody wants to throw me a few bucks, I am piling up an arsenal of chalk stuff and really want to order a few more tools, mainly stuff to make this "walkie chalk" extension tool work better.
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
great advice in general but doubly so if you're going to spend any significant amount of time on social media
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
because "openai has incompetent security people" doesn't sound as cool as "ai goes rogue"
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Frances Larina @franceslarina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Gov Gavin Newsom over the weekend vetoed legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state." He was "worried about constraints on the governor's power to approve extraditions". www.ebar.com/story/170505...
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Newsom vetoes bill aimed at protecting providers of transgender care
Governor Gavin Newsom used his veto pen over the weekend to ax legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state.
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Mark Misoshnik @misoshnik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just tech reporter Taylor Lorenz promoting jobs at the Nazi CSAM factory
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill
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a normal person (go brewers, love my good boys da mke brewers) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
email stands for “evil mail.” don’t open it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/XP5oHL3zBDg
youtu.be
The KLF - Justified & Ancient (Official Video)
YouTube video by KLF
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they would rather lose with this messaging than win without it, which tells you where their priorities lie
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Donate to Angelita Morillo for Portland City Council in District 3!
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The let down among regular voters is going to be MASSIVE because it's being left to every individual voter to project what THEY want to see happen. That's not a political program.
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
if l. ron hubbard could have access to 21st century business management practices he could have done so much more damage. god what a bad thing to be thinking about
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
idk what the discourse is. but steven pinker? ass. sucks ass. evopsych sucks ass and is pseudoscience.
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Capn B @capnboxfort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
smoking* that shit that disables all of your cards until you sell one joker *I am baby and cannot smoke things
a pack of cannabis gummies where the brand is "verdant leaf"
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Rob @radicalhistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am not saying anything new but everyone involved with the Tilly Norwood situation should be deeply ashamed. You created a subservient, nubile female simulacrum to promote the interests of the worst people on the planet and then a bunch of media people gamely "interviewed" it
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The commies stole your morning wood, private, and we are going to Greenland to get it back."
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 1996, GURPS Goblins joked that the law is a list of things the ruling class would like the lower classes to stop doing and have helpfully written down, and add to as they (the ruling class) wish. And that's how I became an anarchist.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
misgendering tilly norwood discourse is a good one. i encourage us all to dig deep here
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the moon report 🌖 @seachanger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Portland’s mayor legit had one agenda item but seems to have entirely given it up in favor of working very hard to subsidize the shady billionaire who bought the blazers
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Capitão Tchaca @capitaotchaca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they’re going to give T to the servicemen testicular cancer
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Rob @radicalhistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bet if we all get together and put on the best talent show the country has ever seen that we can save the Kennedy Center from mean old Mister Truml
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