robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s very funny that FFX a) has a whole ass sand-worm straight out of Dune as a random encounter and b) it lets you do this with it 010
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Imagining a guy who is fervently anti-Zionist, but also is one of those dudes who got convinced that Krav Maga is the ultimate martial art, so he’s constantly vetting trainers to see if their money supports Israel 010
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardmeghna jayanth @meghna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026impossible to comprehend such a paucity of imagination 4796
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Aneurotypical” instead of “neurodiverse”…. “Consensus filter safety mechanism for me, not for thee” 010
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love how they had to use the term “aneurotypical”, because if they say “neurodiverse” uhhhh…let’s just say others in their community wouldn’t be OK with them saying “diverse” in any context. “Consensus filter safety mechanism for me, not for thee” 100
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s like if Gorillaz was just one J-pop star, and it became a big brand similar to other Japanese media (confer the examples of Hello Kitty, Kuromi, Evangelion, etc) 000
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Get the rope…to tie this case of salsa jars we’re going to be shipping to the rest of the country” 040
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardRadical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Radical posters seen around Naarm / Melbourne 010542
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay, but can I have the name and phone number of whoever is going to be replacing her? Just out of curiosity 👀 010
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Columbus, Ohio got John Glenn cuck chairs 000
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cuuuute! Hope you had the best time! 💙 000
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The people who spent 15 years saying that society was George Orwell’s 1984 because rappers could say the N word but you can’t are now saying you must love the great machine that knows all of our wants and desires 251520232
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardMorgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Making fun of overwrought queer community drama is only acceptable (and truly appreciated) if you yourself are queer. So, str8s interested in the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar Drama: either have some gay sex or get out of our business. 337644
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122472051
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(Just a joke, not a serious accusation) 000
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Colour cycling and hi-res Amiga AGA landscapes: A clip from the Mark Ferrari art slideshow production from 2023. 251196348
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I have been reduced to tears at how beautiful it is 000
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know what, why not? #my9games 3120
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive 656583
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oooh, interesting take - I think I’d swap Zero and Four personally, but I also am of the “5 is the best one” camp 001
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the correct West Wing take 140
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It was so moving when he said this 030
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793685
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trans people: We’re facing genocide This guy: Get on the train 18114
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some thoughts: -Toronto crime is down -Toronto homelessness is down -Cops don't solve crime -Union Station is fine -It's FINE -Jesus Christ -Why is everything about cops with this dude -Stop trying to scare your way into office -Please don't elect this fucking guy www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caBrad Bradford says he will put a Toronto police outpost in Union Station if he’s elected mayor | CBC NewsBrad Bradford has promised a Toronto police outpost at Union Station as part of his mayoral campaign platform. 31346104
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/09/2026on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there 111222
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ironic, since zombies originate in a country that speaks French (but aren’t “culturally French”…all of this is making be think of Québécois zombies now) 010
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardDan Seljak @anotherglassbox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is a memorial, “I miss you still”, that was installed at the end of a funeral procession. The “weird art” is a telephone that encourages people to dial in the number of dead people so you can process your grief by speaking to “the wind”. Many types of memorials have them. 625359
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Welcome! Great city, but not the most picturesque month for it 110
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026swanboy.com/comic/swan-b... 65706104
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This one has a lot of “angries up my blood” content, but I’ve gotta say: compelling argument for calling the WNBA dead on arrival 010
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Why would a MILF be saying “daddy”? This story is just full of holes (that need to be filled) 1311
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026wwi made everyone believe in ghosts wwii made everyone believe in aliens. i don't know what wwiii will make us believe in but wwiv will make us believe in the sun god 0768
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured 22899588
robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Because you’re both asexual but have a deep, caring, and intimate bond all the same? 020
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizardZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Anakin: From my point of view it is difficult for local autoworkers to compete against subsidized Japanese imports ***ignites lightsaber*** 1715