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robbie aka. CannedLizard

@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s very funny that FFX a) has a whole ass sand-worm straight out of Dune as a random encounter and b) it lets you do this with it
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagining a guy who is fervently anti-Zionist, but also is one of those dudes who got convinced that Krav Maga is the ultimate martial art, so he’s constantly vetting trainers to see if their money supports Israel
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meghna jayanth @meghna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
impossible to comprehend such a paucity of imagination
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Aneurotypical” instead of “neurodiverse”…. “Consensus filter safety mechanism for me, not for thee”
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love how they had to use the term “aneurotypical”, because if they say “neurodiverse” uhhhh…let’s just say others in their community wouldn’t be OK with them saying “diverse” in any context. “Consensus filter safety mechanism for me, not for thee”
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s like if Gorillaz was just one J-pop star, and it became a big brand similar to other Japanese media (confer the examples of Hello Kitty, Kuromi, Evangelion, etc)
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Get the rope…to tie this case of salsa jars we’re going to be shipping to the rest of the country”
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Radical posters seen around Naarm / Melbourne
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but can I have the name and phone number of whoever is going to be replacing her? Just out of curiosity 👀
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Columbus, Ohio got John Glenn cuck chairs
A hotel room with a Ohio flag bedspread and chair with John Glenn embroidered on itchair with John Glenn embroidered on it
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The stevophiles
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuuuute! Hope you had the best time! 💙
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 27/09/2026
🫣 + 💘
🫣 + 💘
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people who spent 15 years saying that society was George Orwell’s 1984 because rappers could say the N word but you can’t are now saying you must love the great machine that knows all of our wants and desires
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Morgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making fun of overwrought queer community drama is only acceptable (and truly appreciated) if you yourself are queer. So, str8s interested in the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar Drama: either have some gay sex or get out of our business.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Just a joke, not a serious accusation)
Stock photo of an FBI agent typing on a computer
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colour cycling and hi-res Amiga AGA landscapes: A clip from the Mark Ferrari art slideshow production from 2023.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Google search/home page
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I have been reduced to tears at how beautiful it is
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know what, why not? #my9games
My 9 Games chart “the 9 games that shaped who I am” containing:
Disco Elysium
Deus ex
Half life 2
Freelancer
Hitman blood money
80 Days
beginner’s Guide
kerbal Space Program
Sid meier’s Alpha Centauri
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oooh, interesting take - I think I’d swap Zero and Four personally, but I also am of the “5 is the best one” camp
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the correct West Wing take
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was so moving when he said this
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depluralize a movie One Battle
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Games with skies
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And yes,
Tweet by @lunch_enjoyer that reads “imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto,
Canada”
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting high with the
Toronto restaurant called “SUSHI BONG”
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What’s shaking, compatriot?
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trans people: We’re facing genocide This guy: Get on the train
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some thoughts: -Toronto crime is down -Toronto homelessness is down -Cops don't solve crime -Union Station is fine -It's FINE -Jesus Christ -Why is everything about cops with this dude -Stop trying to scare your way into office -Please don't elect this fucking guy www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Brad Bradford says he will put a Toronto police outpost in Union Station if he’s elected mayor | CBC News
Brad Bradford has promised a Toronto police outpost at Union Station as part of his mayoral campaign platform.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/09/2026
on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there
the quoted post “feeling increasingly annoyed and disrespected when receiving playful warnings that I have too much email from the email company that got me to sign up for email with them by promising they would have room for all my email forever” has been turned into a collage in instagram. the image elements are black and white: a nebula in the background, a repeated image of an envelope spiraling away into space, an old drawing of an angry man, a vintage illustration of a young harlequin the last of which repeats down the image, crisscrossing with the envelopes. the text is broken up into boxes with the google colors
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ironic, since zombies originate in a country that speaks French (but aren’t “culturally French”…all of this is making be think of Québécois zombies now)
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Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a memorial, “I miss you still”, that was installed at the end of a funeral procession. The “weird art” is a telephone that encourages people to dial in the number of dead people so you can process your grief by speaking to “the wind”. Many types of memorials have them.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welcome! Great city, but not the most picturesque month for it
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is having the best date of his goddamn life. Maybe it will go uninterrupted.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This one has a lot of “angries up my blood” content, but I’ve gotta say: compelling argument for calling the WNBA dead on arrival
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why would a MILF be saying “daddy”? This story is just full of holes (that need to be filled)
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wwi made everyone believe in ghosts wwii made everyone believe in aliens. i don't know what wwiii will make us believe in but wwiv will make us believe in the sun god
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026
The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Because you’re both asexual but have a deep, caring, and intimate bond all the same?
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anakin: From my point of view it is difficult for local autoworkers to compete against subsidized Japanese imports ***ignites lightsaber***
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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tilly (a cat lying on a bed)Rodney (a cat lying on a couch)
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