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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 21h

It’s very funny that FFX a) has a whole ass sand-worm straight out of Dune as a random encounter and b) it lets you do this with it

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagining a guy who is fervently anti-Zionist, but also is one of those dudes who got convinced that Krav Maga is the ultimate martial art, so he’s constantly vetting trainers to see if their money supports Israel

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meghna jayanth @meghna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

impossible to comprehend such a paucity of imagination

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Aneurotypical” instead of “neurodiverse”…. “Consensus filter safety mechanism for me, not for thee”

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Radical posters seen around Naarm / Melbourne

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Columbus, Ohio got John Glenn cuck chairs

A hotel room with a Ohio flag bedspread and chair with John Glenn embroidered on it

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 27/09/2026

🫣 + 💘

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The people who spent 15 years saying that society was George Orwell’s 1984 because rappers could say the N word but you can’t are now saying you must love the great machine that knows all of our wants and desires

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Morgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Making fun of overwrought queer community drama is only acceptable (and truly appreciated) if you yourself are queer. So, str8s interested in the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar Drama: either have some gay sex or get out of our business.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Colour cycling and hi-res Amiga AGA landscapes: A clip from the Mark Ferrari art slideshow production from 2023.

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026

green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women

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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trans people: We’re facing genocide This guy: Get on the train

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Some thoughts: -Toronto crime is down -Toronto homelessness is down -Cops don't solve crime -Union Station is fine -It's FINE -Jesus Christ -Why is everything about cops with this dude -Stop trying to scare your way into office -Please don't elect this fucking guy www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Brad Bradford says he will put a Toronto police outpost in Union Station if he’s elected mayor | CBC News

Brad Bradford has promised a Toronto police outpost at Union Station as part of his mayoral campaign platform.

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/09/2026

on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there

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Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is a memorial, “I miss you still”, that was installed at the end of a funeral procession. The “weird art” is a telephone that encourages people to dial in the number of dead people so you can process your grief by speaking to “the wind”. Many types of memorials have them.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is having the best date of his goddamn life. Maybe it will go uninterrupted.

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This one has a lot of “angries up my blood” content, but I’ve gotta say: compelling argument for calling the WNBA dead on arrival

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wwi made everyone believe in ghosts wwii made everyone believe in aliens. i don't know what wwiii will make us believe in but wwiv will make us believe in the sun god

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026

The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Anakin: From my point of view it is difficult for local autoworkers to compete against subsidized Japanese imports ***ignites lightsaber***

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

dude turn on the news. any channel

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Country of temporarily embarrassed vengeful operator dads

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Candidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“more muscular military options”

Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:

The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s

I never actually read their work

I miss not thinking about gender

I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender

I was jealous of their nonbinary swag

Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect Judith Butler
and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.

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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Found those video clips of MGS1 on the Master Collection Switch Port where apparently Nintendo has a policy against mentioning button names from other consoles, so they literally had to sentence mix shit like it was a YTP and oh my god

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

"he'll sell aught but foolish dreams" "curse this creature & all his schemes" "better you'd been ill-born fast in the dead of night than approached we sharks with this business plan" "show him mercy, he's not yet a man" "if he'd contend in a man's work, must he not for a man be damned?"

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Reynolds Woodcock saying “I cannot handle Canadian wildfire smoke and the threat of diarrhea lettuce at the same time” - from Phantom Thread (2017)

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LumpyTouch @lumpytouch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I made a Garfield breeding simulator.

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Woke Dog @mtfujoshipiss.yuri.agency · 09/07/2026

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Janna Sophia 🏔️ @jannaphia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

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robbie aka. CannedLizard @cannedlizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Blue Jays Canada Day hype video is extremely militaristic - I mean, it always is, but this year seems particular egregious. Gross shit!

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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 30/06/2026

They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.

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Carl Bleaching @plaidman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The only thing I love more than fostering a strong 2SLGBTQIA+ community by celebrating Pride until the wee hours of the morning with my friends and family is playing computer games.

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djent atkins @jojjjajjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

they make you do agile stand up meetings in this Warhammer 40k game this is bullshit this is exactly what Adorno warned us about

Dialogue options from Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader.

1. "I wish to hear the Infernus Master's report."
2. "High Factotum, what have you to report?"
3. "Drivesmaster, I will hear from you now."
4. "Master Helmsman, deliver your status report."
5. "Master of Ordnance, do you have anything to report?"

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