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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Hey, we made a fantasy football website with an NFL Mock Draft tool. Great day to run a mock using the Foundry '26 Draft Sim. fantasyfootballfoundry.com/draft-simulator Our simulator highlights other teams' needs to clearly show you who might snipe your guy and if it's worth it to trade up.

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

me and my friends would beat Bryce Harper with hammers I can tell you that much

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Need the clip of Lindy saying “eliminate ice” just now

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Caught Stealing. It’s good! Also great time to watch Heck or High Water. Both on nextflix

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Eminem News

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Call me General Sherman the way I’m excited for March

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The other site has the whole 4+ minute Alysa Liu gold medal deal, just saying

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I missed posting tage but I’m posting tage now

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Well it’s annoying that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. But the bad guys win, that’s just life now!

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Every few weeks I come on here to say I’m gonna be on here more, but they say there’s sports now so gonna try it

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat

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Hare Ribbin' (1944)

Bugs is chased into a lake by a Russian Poodle who speaks with a thick Russian accent; the rest of the story unfolds under water.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

In these uncertain times, one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.

Look it’s a visual joke. Alt text will do nothing here.

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2024

It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Braelon Allen league winner mode activated

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny: if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 29/11/2024

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

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guy who calls it cold slaw @calmch0wder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Oh Austin Powers is funny to you? The guy who supplied the false British intelligence saying that Saddam Hussein was horny? Randy? That his mojo was a threat to global stability? I guess I fail to see the humor.

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