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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if English teachers leaned into this- do you know why chatGPT is so good at fantasy football??? That’s right! It read Ulysses. You could also be good at fantasy football if you read Ulysses.
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Fall sidequest unlocked.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Millions of reasons why I hate this (and most of real life right now), but everyone acting like they have no free will might make me the angriest. "We can't simply make MORE money, we have no choice but to make the MOST money even if we're screwing our future selves. It's out of our hands!"
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guys in the handshake line going “dumb game; dumb game; dumb game, bro; dumb game; dumb game, man; yeah, you too, dumb game; hey dumb game, good luck this year; dumb game, stay healthy”
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, @sickoscommittee.org , any idea why the WKU mascot is getting bombed in Tívoli?
Big Red stands amongst the ruins of a town under attack
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to Sinister Rouge by Bad Religion as I tour St. Peter’s Basilica so everyone else knows that I know this is bad.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
25 years ago today we had tickets to the Yankees Red Sox game and it got rained out. Huge bummer
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#absolutechimneys
Black van advertising 1800 chimney with a pink velociraptor coming out of a chimney holding a broom and wearing a top hat
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It was Boop’s Gotcha Day yesterday and Sake wanted to help celebrate. #cats
Totally not furious cat wearing a unicorn horn.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 11/06/2026
play-by-play calls of last night’s winning basket from across Europe
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
absolutely incredible to miss goaltending calls on both ends in back to back possessions
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
👉 ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@ugarles.bsky.social You should have to win by reaching 21 in honor of the Rule Against Perpetuities.
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When you’ve been avoiding someone at the office all day and run into them coming out of the restroom. #cats
Cat annoyed with white dog laying on carpet outside litter box
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@mattbrown.bsky.social What does mitigation look like re Pry’s terminated HC contract versus the DC role?
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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Kramer: But I don't even really work here
Boss: That's what makes this so difficult.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
DOGE let me go to the PBS offices to root around and I found the 19 hour long unreleased Infinite Jest episode of Wishbone
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I haven’t seen Yale cause this much suffering in Youngstown since the once-thriving steel industry was hollowed out and moved overseas starting in the 1970s.
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Stadium pulse of the week: San Diego St had 3 false starts in a row in double OT in Albuquerque while losing to the Lobos!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving!
The hand from Titanic converted into a hand turkey.
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@sickoscommittee.org Wednesday Night MACtion with the Buffalo Bulls!
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Feels like something @dannyheifetz.bsky.social would be interested in.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/11/2025
best ending of all time, let's be real
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 05/11/2025
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Protagonist of the popular Untitled Goose Game- Honk Anderson. @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I know it's lame but Danny DeVito hissing "Lies! ... E-lies!" to Eli Manning does make me laugh each time
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
1-0
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Suicide prevention advertisement during Mets broadcast too on the nose?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Referees are a good concept because it’s nice to have someone in a position of authority at your job you can yell at a little bit until they’re like okay that’s enough.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 09/04/2025
[time traveling to the year 2018] 2018 ME: so you don't have to hang on every tweet he makes anymore? 2025 ME: that's right 2018 ME: thank god 2025 ME: he has his own site now 2018 ME: what 2025 ME: [coughs] sorry, just getting over a bout of COVID 2018 ME: again, what 2025 ME: oh shit right that
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/02/2025
You know what they want to support? Local independent media! Every alt-weekly that does news reporting should have its hand out right now with a specific ask for a specific deliverable, i.e. "help us fund a full-time metro reporter"
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