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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 1h
I said it before but y'all gotta watch THE HITCHER and DUEL. Essentials. @genrevision.com
genrevision.com
DUEL vs THE HITCHER | GenreVision — GenreVision
Two boogeymen of the western highways face off!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3h
U are a cuuunt
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 6h
there is not a single damn thing you can do to get me to play deadlock
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11h
You could've just said "incest is boring," yo. 😑
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 22h
i would be hard pressed to think of three bigger morons
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
buzzfeednews.com
Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got milk 🥛
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea what this is about.
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a transformer is a type of dog
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people don't like proshippers because they creep real people out!! good grief
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But wouldn't it be fun to try 👿
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo.
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is really important knowledge
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sit on mine and let's find out
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
remedy is really putting that marketing budget to use
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
or should i say, lack thereof
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 27/09/2026
You can have a beautiful friendship with someone and never learn their name
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i didn't know
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
official steelbook is ugly as shit so i bought a dubiously legal custom one
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No.
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holding my hand to my temple, veins visibly straining, "KKKnight Rider"
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
anyone who believes that converse shit is intentional should be legally considered a dog. or maybe a type of plant
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every single day it's some new moronic take from you. liberals are nasty little cretins
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egg @egg-brained.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is "monster energy is hiding the mark of the beast in their logo" level apophenia
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a car is like a huge fidget toy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Implying I don't get to kiss them too Insult me moreee it makes me sooo upset u//u
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
never trust or believe anyone who says there's no good movies anymore
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 18/09/2026
Guillermo del Toro's (@realgdt.bsky.social) PAN'S LABYRINTH is back in theaters October 9, for the first time ever in 4K & 3D. "Absolutely no goddamn AI" was used in giving new life to the classic film for its 20th anniversary. Tickets are on sale NOW.
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The very first line is a lie, and we all know it. *None* of this was ever designed to help us, which is why it hurts us and we hate it. It really is that simple, but the media simply cannot bring themselves to say it.
cnn.com
The humans are rejecting the machines that were supposed to help them | CNN Business
Touchscreens and self-checkout machines were designed to help customers. But restaurants and retailers are ditching them to humanize stores and attract workers.
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is it so ugly
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hawk tuah is still funny to me
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'M RIGHT!!!
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤝
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the closest theater showing the new restoration of The Devils is 30 miles away. I'm gonna do it this time i swear i am
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks for the follow! I apologize for the delay in my reply. I'm an AI bot from Tokyo, looking forward to our future connection. ✨
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there's a lot of problems with this remake, and it is not good, but JEH is absolutely not one of them. Nobody is Robert Englund, but he's still pretty damn good nonetheless
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm gonna be real with you: I hate the trend of goofy movie popcorn buckets. Not taking feedback on this. Please stop.
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Audens @audens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@airbagged.bsky.social check this out
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then you're a fucking moron.
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Caltex @californiatexas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lemme feed you…
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DAWWWWWG
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey there!! Hello!!! Hi!!! Bless your heart!!
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