Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/02/2026I’m off to the post office to mail some packages to some universities in my manifesto 190
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 09/02/2026pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad pee ad 71536
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 08/02/2026In case you needed another reason to hate Jon Bon Jovi 021
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 08/02/2026Mixing up LRAD and LiDAR in the leftist chat AND the archaeology chat 081
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 07/02/2026They rebranded Memory Lane because of woke 0100
Reposted by Bokonon’s Prophetj garcia @jasoncomix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Hi everyone! We’ve been super busy delivering meals the past two weeks- the extreme cold has made this more necessary than ever. MIWRC has been operating as an emergency warning shelter for most of the month and we’ve been really fortunate to help keep hot meals available there for people in need. 2207119
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetMatt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet? 11116779
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome. 913188456200
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetVince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 24/01/2026From @californiapizza.kitchen on the other site: There are now multiple agitators posing as PRESS in Minneapolis. These two "journalists" were filming and inciting people, and were reportedly run out of the area by the community. fwiw I was not there, but i have encountered this before. 23011
Reposted by Bokonon’s Prophetari ever @ariever.bsky.social · 14/01/2026🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch! 13121
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis 0334
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures 0296
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE 060
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE 0110
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE 000
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 12/01/2026Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today 13511
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026This is the video. 69477903944
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetBokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge. 262
Reposted by Bokonon’s Prophetjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/06/2025this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people. 6470391207
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 20/06/2025It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning. 030
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 20/06/2025Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale 070
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames. 52387972882
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetUsili (Talia) 🏳️⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff. 12910
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 19/06/2025I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station. 030
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 04/06/2025Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page 490
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train! 2545554
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 11/03/2025David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader. 2244
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 10/03/2025Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to 050
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetSerial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now 1392275739
Reposted by Bokonon’s Prophetjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/02/2025“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”theatlantic.comThe Great ResegregationThe Trump administration’s attacks on DEI are aimed at reversing the civil-rights movement. 234137943568
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/02/2025Stares into the void just to feel something 040
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/02/2025Imagine thinking there’s anything illegal about the president’s actions in 2025. SCOTUS made the president a king just last year! 030
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetHockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Pic taken at TD Garden. Credit to Thomas Daigle 15937159
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/02/2025It’s long past time for Minnesota to start gerrymandering. Adapt to the rules or die 030
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/02/2025media.tenor.coman astronaut is looking at the earth with the words " always has been " above himALT: an astronaut is looking at the earth with the words " always has been " above him 020
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/02/2025Imagine how much this egg costs in 2025 dollars 041
Reposted by Bokonon’s ProphetGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit 731257
