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Bokonon’s Prophet

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists. “Loser” He/Him

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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/02/2026
SOON
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/02/2026
I’m off to the post office to mail some packages to some universities in my manifesto
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 09/02/2026
Where’s the money coming for “electrolytes… they’re what plays crave”
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 08/02/2026
In case you needed another reason to hate Jon Bon Jovi
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 08/02/2026
Mixing up LRAD and LiDAR in the leftist chat AND the archaeology chat
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 07/02/2026
Jim Henson’s corpse
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 07/02/2026
They rebranded Memory Lane because of woke
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j garcia @jasoncomix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hi everyone! We’ve been super busy delivering meals the past two weeks- the extreme cold has made this more necessary than ever. MIWRC has been operating as an emergency warning shelter for most of the month and we’ve been really fortunate to help keep hot meals available there for people in need.
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet?
Baby Nut wearing a top hatBaby Nut all grown up, without a hat, working for ICE
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 28/01/2026
🌈⭐️
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 27/01/2026
Why?
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 27/01/2026
It’s from Saturday at 26th and Blaisdell. It’s MPD and the state patrol, not ICE.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 24/01/2026
Rioters seen in south Minneapolis today.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
From @californiapizza.kitchen on the other site: There are now multiple agitators posing as PRESS in Minneapolis. These two "journalists" were filming and inciting people, and were reportedly run out of the area by the community. fwiw I was not there, but i have encountered this before.
Two men dressed in black wearing huge PRESS signs on their jackets.
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ari ever @ariever.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch!
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
How do you think this is going to turn out if nothing is done?
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 12/01/2026
Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
This is the video.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 03/08/2025
It’s a lot smaller than I thought it would be
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 31/07/2025
Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
I got a loose one for her steps
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Tell Shelley I said hi
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
I’ve made no threats except that the law will come, which you seem to think won’t happen. I’m gonna RT the fuck of the strib article that names you when you’re arrested
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Ok, if you’re not a cop…. Which mall do you work at? Do you hate the girls at hot topic for not finding you charming?
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
What was the tweet that cost you your twitter handle before this one? Or the one before that. I’m sure it wouldn’t be evidence that could keep you locked up as a threat against local politicians.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
This is the kind of guy who gets promoted
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Can’t wait to find out who you are on the front page of the strib! Good luck, Clancy!
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025
Oh, but you just stated all the public vpns that are available. I hope you never accidentally tweeted without it active. That happens. And if you’re threatening people, those well-documented records will be coming down on you. Don’t worry… the white supremacist gangs at intake will have your back.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/06/2025
Taylr. I heard from Ken Martin that the job of the party is to support and organize, not put their finger on the scale
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/06/2025
this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/06/2025
media.tenor.com
two police officers from the simpsons are standing next to each other
ALT: two police officers from the simpsons are standing next to each other
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/06/2025
Lmao, it’s cute that you’re a cop and don’t know that VPN companies keep records of who is using that VPN address at any given time. Your time is up, Clancy.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 21/06/2025
Can’t wait until you find out what a subpoena for a VPN can provide. Everyone will know what precinct you work in. Did you really just create an account to harass a city council member?
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 20/06/2025
It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 20/06/2025
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
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Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 19/06/2025
That’s awesome
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