Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/02/2026I’m off to the post office to mail some packages to some universities in my manifesto 190 9
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 07/02/2026They rebranded Memory Lane because of woke 0100 10
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 24/01/2026Rioters seen in south Minneapolis today. 0142 14
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis 0334 33
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures 0296 29
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE 060 6
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE 0110 11
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 14/01/2026Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE 000 0
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 12/01/2026Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today 13511 35
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 22/06/2025Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge. 262 6
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 20/06/2025Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale 070 7
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 10/03/2025Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to 050 5
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 28/01/2025When you’re building a case to start the Spanish-American War 6699 69
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 09/12/2024When you find out the CEO killer is an incel 240 4
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 07/12/2024Just a chill guy, taking out healthcare CEOs 1260 26
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 29/11/20249:30 in the morning. This is fine. Everything’s fine. 010 1
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 25/11/2024When I’m forced to restart a computer and the browser comes up with just the start page. 030 3
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 23/11/2024Reminder of what you should be doing when you’re jumping into the mentions of strangers to tell them how to act. 072 7
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/11/2024I give Minneapolis a lot of shit because we have America’s Worst Mayor™️, but it really is great 0210 21
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 16/11/2024In case anyone is intersted, The Newsroom in downtown Minneapolis is having a “pre-fixe” thanksgiving dinner 170 7
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 15/11/2024There are fascists everywhere if only you have the eyes to see. 010 1
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 15/11/2024When people ask me about my family’s ancestry 080 8
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 15/11/2024Jake Paul getting medical clearance to be killed by Mike Tyson tomorrow 260 6
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 15/11/2024Once again thinking about my favorite restaurant in Saigon 190 9
Bokonon’s Prophet @californiapizza.kitchen · 12/11/2024When you find out John Denver lived in Edina 050 5
