c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Texting all my friends EMERGENCY!!! then asking them if I think I could kill Gwaihir the Windlord with a single bullet shot from a gun. 020
Reposted by c-dizzleBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026reskeeting with alt text bc this is a funny as hell way to dismiss someone's dumbass argument to their face 464238781
Reposted by c-dizzleBloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 21/08/2026Small enough for apartments, distinctive enough for TikTok and packed with personality: Dachshunds may be the perfect dog for right now.bloom.bgWhy Does Everyone Have a Dachshund Now?Celebrity owners, TikTok and apartment living have turned the once-specialist hunting dog into one of the world’s hottest breeds. 1164
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My parish priest uses this as the basis of his homily every Ash Wednesday. 010
Reposted by c-dizzleRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Eight years later I am replacing the other half. And as I saw in a meme, your biggest opp really is the person who owned your house previously. 3483818
Reposted by c-dizzleben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026*taps sign* its precisely because racism is falsified by the empirical evidence and refuted by logical argument that racists must pounce on and cling to, sensationalize and fetishize, isolated incidents whose surface impressions speciously confirm their prejudice its pure lizard brain activation 11958197
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ok I'm watching Twisters and am I supposed to believe Glenn Powell is sexy and also a bad boy? I can't look at him but remember the tweet where someone said he looks like a capybara who made a wish to become human. 020
Reposted by c-dizzleKeebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This is why the internet was invented 110643
Reposted by c-dizzledr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026the one thing these people cannot countenance is being Accurately Described. all of this is happening because the internet provided a means for people to Accurately Describe them to their faces. and they lost their fucking minds 193502704
Reposted by c-dizzlePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/06/2026I say this a lot but it bears repeating: the best thing Twitter did was let everyone talk back to media people who have never been talked back to before, on a service they were maniacally obsessed with and couldn’t bear look away from, even as they drove themselves more and more insane looking at it 71512243
Reposted by c-dizzlejay 🦇🏴🇵🇸 @wildeatheart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Happy Pride month, and let’s all remember that making Pride revolutionary and being a big gay unapologetic pervert go hand in hand. A de-sexed Pride is a defanged one, just as a corporate Pride is. 115540
Reposted by c-dizzleWil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Dune Cat Budget Version 222403699
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Middle age is lit, y'all. I actually pulled a muscle in my shoulder fist pumping so much at Old Trafford yesterday. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! 010
Reposted by c-dizzleBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric 735107683
Reposted by c-dizzleJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026No demo knows less about race and racism than white people. Why? Whiteness was designed with built-in ignorance, to fulfill their Right To Comfort—a White Supremacy Culture tenet. They have no need to think about race in their everyday; they see themselves as race-less, certainly not “of color.” 45823
Reposted by c-dizzleJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/05/2026First in my bloodline to live más 121089140
Reposted by c-dizzlederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s 188113631162
Reposted by c-dizzlecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/04/2026liberals on this microblogging website 2981581249
Reposted by c-dizzlejab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.truthdig.comThe 12-Year-Old Superpower - TruthdigWe’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA. 8715132
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Every morning as soon as she hears me wake up Kanye West comes into bed and provides me with the opportunity to sing "Troy and Abed and Kanye in the morning." We do not deserve cats. 020
Reposted by c-dizzleMichael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If Nicole Kidman were my death doula, in my final moments I’d ask her to tell me EVERYTHING about Tom Cruise and Scientology, because who’s gonna find out? I’m literally on my death bed. Feel like I’d get some crazy tea. 2080248
Reposted by c-dizzleClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026isn’t it heartening to realize all these towering figures simply dissolve into smoke the minute they die because MAGA people aren’t attached enough to either their principles or each other to sustain the kind of terrifying martyr movement we were all absolutely expecting something to think about 😊 230735
Reposted by c-dizzletim coe @shakespeherian.myatproto.social · 15/04/2026White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous 131506179
Reposted by c-dizzleClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there 5650651177
Reposted by c-dizzles. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/04/2026Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community 91099193
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Ayo somebody tell Wireless Festival I have a way to get Kanye West to perform and it'll cost them half as much as they were going to pay before. 130
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Shout out to my Corkonian priest with an handlebar moustache who gives incredible homilies (all shady asf). He also told a joke today and nobody laughed except me and one old lady. A+. Happy Easter! 010
Reposted by c-dizzleKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/03/2024try and have a happy easter anyway i guess 221440
Reposted by c-dizzleCynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026The whole thing is to automate the white supremacist evil. These "mistakes" are not mistakes. All they want in this WORLD is to be lazy, unaccountable racists. 04110
Reposted by c-dizzleda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN 01431471
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Banning Twilight feels like an hate crime against me, personally. I can't explain it. 020
Reposted by c-dizzleUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Without truth there can be no healing. Sí, se puede. Sin verdad no puede haber sanación. Sí, se puede. 13819161
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Immediately thought of this Deep Thought by Jack Handey. "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?" 010
Reposted by c-dizzleDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915 318180764325
Reposted by c-dizzleBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time 75183244718
Reposted by c-dizzlemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/03/2026nothing worse than when a sports mascot is just a guy in a suit that looks like a guy. what kind of god would allow this. 2339034
c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The only Chuck Norris fact I ever submitted was this: When Death comes to take Chuck Norris he'll roundhouse kick Death in the face. Death will say, "oh, my mistake, I meant the other Chuck Norris" Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him again and say "there is no other Chuck Norris." 110
Reposted by c-dizzleFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 27/02/2026So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾 BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀 863794692
Reposted by c-dizzlecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/02/2026the overlap of people who still support Trump and people who can be convinced to suddenly start having morals if we just say the magic words to them is 0. if they're fine with the concentration camps they're not going to change their mind 246952
Reposted by c-dizzleMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe. 1523202481
Reposted by c-dizzleA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026To me it seems what these "win the center" types are objecting to is not purity tests per se, but rather a negotiation over which purity tests we ought to prioritize over others, and who *we* ought to mean when *we* say "we." www.the-reframe.com/winning-the-...the-reframe.comWinning the MiddleWhat makes for a purity test? What makes for a big tent? Unpacking the apparently pragmatic demand that we Speak Low about fascists to beat fascism. 313120