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Insubordinate and churlish. I like all my own skeets, don't make it weird. (she/her)

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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Texting all my friends EMERGENCY!!! then asking them if I think I could kill Gwaihir the Windlord with a single bullet shot from a gun.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
reskeeting with alt text bc this is a funny as hell way to dismiss someone's dumbass argument to their face
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Cottle: My guess is that you then completely reject the idea that we wound up with this wretched administration in part because of the backlash to the excesses of woke, especially alienating young men, who were told they were the problem, just generally speaking.

Bouie: [this line is highlighted] I completely reject that for simple reasons of linear time. This administration was elected in 2024. At peak woke, when Nancy Pelosi was wearing kente cloth, Democrats won a trifecta, right? At the--
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 21/08/2026
Small enough for apartments, distinctive enough for TikTok and packed with personality: Dachshunds may be the perfect dog for right now.
bloom.bg
Why Does Everyone Have a Dachshund Now?
Celebrity owners, TikTok and apartment living have turned the once-specialist hunting dog into one of the world’s hottest breeds.
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My parish priest uses this as the basis of his homily every Ash Wednesday.
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A genocidal maniac.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Eight years later I am replacing the other half. And as I saw in a meme, your biggest opp really is the person who owned your house previously.
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*taps sign* its precisely because racism is falsified by the empirical evidence and refuted by logical argument that racists must pounce on and cling to, sensationalize and fetishize, isolated incidents whose surface impressions speciously confirm their prejudice its pure lizard brain activation
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ok I'm watching Twisters and am I supposed to believe Glenn Powell is sexy and also a bad boy? I can't look at him but remember the tweet where someone said he looks like a capybara who made a wish to become human.
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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is why the internet was invented
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the one thing these people cannot countenance is being Accurately Described. all of this is happening because the internet provided a means for people to Accurately Describe them to their faces. and they lost their fucking minds
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"Every bari weiss piece is like 'its a political crisis for america that most of my peers think i'm unbelievably dumb," tweeted Isaiah Breen, former press secretary to Congressman Keith Ellison.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/06/2026
I say this a lot but it bears repeating: the best thing Twitter did was let everyone talk back to media people who have never been talked back to before, on a service they were maniacally obsessed with and couldn’t bear look away from, even as they drove themselves more and more insane looking at it
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jay 🦇🏴🇵🇸 @wildeatheart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride month, and let’s all remember that making Pride revolutionary and being a big gay unapologetic pervert go hand in hand. A de-sexed Pride is a defanged one, just as a corporate Pride is.
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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dune Cat Budget Version
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Middle age is lit, y'all. I actually pulled a muscle in my shoulder fist pumping so much at Old Trafford yesterday. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
No demo knows less about race and racism than white people. Why? Whiteness was designed with built-in ignorance, to fulfill their Right To Comfort—a White Supremacy Culture tenet. They have no need to think about race in their everyday; they see themselves as race-less, certainly not “of color.”
• Perfectionism
• Urgency
• Defensiveness
• More = better
• Written word worship
• Only one right way
• Paternalism
• Either /Or mindset
• Power-hoarding
• Fear of conflict
• Individualism
• I'm the only one
• Progress = bigger/more
• Objectivity
• Right to Comfort
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
First in my bloodline to live más
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Farmyard...beef?
Abusive Twitter exchange between a cow and horse.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s
A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form. A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form. A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging. A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
liberals on this microblogging website
leftists are my
greatest adversary because they are destroying america
destroying america or being rude to you online?
being rude to me online
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.
truthdig.com
The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig
We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every morning as soon as she hears me wake up Kanye West comes into bed and provides me with the opportunity to sing "Troy and Abed and Kanye in the morning." We do not deserve cats.
Grey tabby cat named Kanye West ready to get on the bed.
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If Nicole Kidman were my death doula, in my final moments I’d ask her to tell me EVERYTHING about Tom Cruise and Scientology, because who’s gonna find out? I’m literally on my death bed. Feel like I’d get some crazy tea.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
isn’t it heartening to realize all these towering figures simply dissolve into smoke the minute they die because MAGA people aren’t attached enough to either their principles or each other to sustain the kind of terrifying martyr movement we were all absolutely expecting something to think about 😊
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tim coe @shakespeherian.myatproto.social · 15/04/2026
White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
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Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/04/2026
Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ayo somebody tell Wireless Festival I have a way to get Kanye West to perform and it'll cost them half as much as they were going to pay before.
A black cat named Kanye West singing the song of his people.
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Shout out to my Corkonian priest with an handlebar moustache who gives incredible homilies (all shady asf). He also told a joke today and nobody laughed except me and one old lady. A+. Happy Easter!
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
try and have a happy easter anyway i guess
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Chloe Alison Escott @vesselskirt
[standing in the crowd after Martin Luther nails his Ninety-Five Theses to the chapel door] what does this say I'm blocked
2:19 am • Jul 09, 2017
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026
The whole thing is to automate the white supremacist evil. These "mistakes" are not mistakes. All they want in this WORLD is to be lazy, unaccountable racists.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Banning Twilight feels like an hate crime against me, personally. I can't explain it.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Without truth there can be no healing. Sí, se puede. Sin verdad no puede haber sanación. Sí, se puede.
A sepia toned photo of farm workers marching with lots of flags in the background and these words in the foreground: 

These recent days have been indescribably painful for our union, our members and for the huge community who  continues to support farm workers in their fight for justice. We have nothing but solidarity and support for all of the survivors who have courageously come forward to share their stories. 

Without truth there can be no healing. Sí, se puede.
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Immediately thought of this Deep Thought by Jack Handey. "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?"
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love Black people
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/03/2026
nothing worse than when a sports mascot is just a guy in a suit that looks like a guy. what kind of god would allow this.
the virginia cavaliers cavmanthe horrible new england patriots monster manthe providence college friar. i hate his ass
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
They're spoiling that cat
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
He was not cool but the memes were great.
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c-dizzle @califia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The only Chuck Norris fact I ever submitted was this: When Death comes to take Chuck Norris he'll roundhouse kick Death in the face. Death will say, "oh, my mistake, I meant the other Chuck Norris" Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him again and say "there is no other Chuck Norris."
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾 BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀
Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the overlap of people who still support Trump and people who can be convinced to suddenly start having morals if we just say the magic words to them is 0. if they're fine with the concentration camps they're not going to change their mind
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Cláir 🏳️‍⚧️
@seinengirl.bsky.social
Queer people in modern media written by straight people: I love my husband, and our child. We watch drag race as a family and voted for Joe Biden 13 times.

Queer people in modern media written by queer people: my name is Lucifer Von Penis and I am evil. And a FAGGOT. I'm effeminate and INSANE
Oct 17, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
To me it seems what these "win the center" types are objecting to is not purity tests per se, but rather a negotiation over which purity tests we ought to prioritize over others, and who *we* ought to mean when *we* say "we." www.the-reframe.com/winning-the-...
the-reframe.com
Winning the Middle
What makes for a purity test? What makes for a big tent? Unpacking the apparently pragmatic demand that we Speak Low about fascists to beat fascism.
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