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@calamityartist.bsky.social
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I like anime and cool robots. I have funny takes about those things. I won't share them, probably. I'm a fan of half of the 'AC' games - who knows which ones. She/her. please do not follow me if you are a minor

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOOD fucking ENDING
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
erika furudo commission
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KittenBoogers (Recalled by the FDA!!) @kittenboogers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry friends, but if you let me pick your pronouns, I'm making you the cutest, softest, she/her in my brain.
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♥₊˚.⋆Tatsua⋆⁺₊♥ @gayendboss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and choked.
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♥₊˚.⋆Tatsua⋆⁺₊♥ @gayendboss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
can the dark shapes in my bedroom at night just come after me already i wanna feel validated.
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 01/05/2026
stop bpd girl. bpd girl don't look at clearsky. open youtube and search "japanese ferret cute", bpd girl.
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Doktor Peace @doktorpeace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'll never get over the Reimu/Yukari dynamic. They're so funny.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Die, het cracker! Die!
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Joe-ker "why so serious" 🎃 <(guess the movie) @robotfaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck you for what you did to the Western anime market
Me flipping off a plate of sushi at Kura sushi with the words "crunchy roll" written on it
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i genuinely do not understand why so many people seem to be agreeing with this interpretation of balzac and barthes. this is entirely backwards. like, did we read the same story?? pictured: is this "referring to a character as a woman" vs "angry that it doesn't say femboy"? are you kidding me?
"But this Zambinella - he or she?"
"He, madame, is none other than Marianina's great-uncle. Now you can readily see what interest Mme de Lanty has in hiding the source of a fortune which comnes from - "
"Enough!" she said, gesturing to me imperiously. We sat for a moment plunged in the deepest silence.
"Well?" I said to her."But this Zambinella - he or she?"
"He, madame, is none other than Marianina's great-uncle."

HER. Enigma 4: complete disclosure (the old man's family identity). ** HER. Enigma 3: disclosure (Who are the Lantys? - relatives of La Zambinella). *** What grammatical gender to apply to the castrato? The neuter, probably, but French has none: thus this alternative he/she, the oscillation of which, as in physics, produces a kind of average sex, equidistant from masculine and feminine (SYM. Neuter).
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NICK FURY: See, what Barracuda found in Nicaragua wasn't just a hunting ground or a steady cash cow. He found... or maybe *it* found... Mm. [drains Scotch] Son, do you know what a Behelit is? FRANK CASTLE [lying]: No.
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Aught Naut @aught-naut.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#ofthedevil
Meme redraw with simplified "of the Devil" characters. Morgan, nervous: "Guys I have something to confess." "I sometimes gamble illegally." London, Reyes (drunk), Emma and Serra under a "MURDER IS OKAY!" banner, looking distraught. Reyes's bottle has a little flag with a gun on it. Serra's holding a cake decorated with a knife and blood splatters. Serra, angry: Adonai I am disappoint
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Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
• drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A few years ago I was watching some plastic surgery show where a trans woman was getting implants and as they slipped the cup in, her nipple went from regular to blurred
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jeff the killer @nanocorn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ADMIRE VEGA: i cant do this anymore CURREN CHAN: curren thinks maybe getting some sunlight and eating healthier might make you feel better. ADMIRE VEGA: i should be dead CURREN CHAN: you are making this so fucking hard for curren get the fuck up
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Quest failed

You'll know it when it happens
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
lesbian mothman @verysmallriver
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the reason bi women are treated as "basically straight but you can have a threesome" and bi men are seen as "secretly just gay" is because our society has trouble fathoming sexuality that doesn't ultimately
cater to men as the only real option
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Breathing-lad @breathing-lad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
#umineko-lad What if Umineko was good?
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy 4/20 everyone I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
Gudtrip
The first agentic cannabis device

Not just a vape. A connected earning device. Gudtrip combines premium cannabis, blockchain rewards, and AI-powered asset tools in one product
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Something indie TTRPG authors have got to accept is dice tables of Weird Shit cannot be brief. A haunted doll that looks like the party leader's mother is creepy in isolation, but when it comes up four times in one session because the table it's on only has like twelve entries it's a running gag.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 16/04/2026
responding ”vibe code?” to every outage like women named carol respond “vaxx?” to every celebrity death
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
yes and in re4r ada sounds like a normal lady you would find browsing at your local hallmark store while whenever you facetime wesker he’s so breathy/has a growl that makes it sound like he’s been edging for an hour. every interaction feels like this illustration (from 2023)
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I often hear the belief that art is progressive by default because being an artist is inherently an anti authoritarian activity. Although I wish it was true, this idea is very silly and it often blinds people to how conservative the art they appreciate can actually be.
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
HEARTBREAKING: manga screenshot of two girls in a cute yuri-esque situation turns out to be from 100gfs again
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Volnutty @tronbonnefucker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
People in discord nsfw channels be hyping that shit up like "This goon has completely changed my life, I am extremely proud to be able to show this to the server today" and it's really bad looking SFM porn.
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 19/02/2026
English is a strange language.
Facts about English as a tricky language. Each box has it's own short fact. From top left to bottom right:

'English is the only language where you can drive on driveways. It’s also the only language where you can walk on walkways.'

'Your fingers have fingertips and your toes have toetips. You can ‘tiptoe’ and reach high up objects with your ‘fingertips’.'

'The word Queue is Q followed by four letters.'

'You can be a jailer in prison, but you can’t be a prisoner in jail.'

'When you transport something by car, the ‘car’ ‘go’. but when you transport something by ship, it’s called a shipment.'
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Woke Dog @mtfujoshipiss.yuri.agency · 19/02/2026
*guitar strang* Welcome to anime op FM *nipah* we we play NOTHING but the best *AYAYA* the brightest *NANI* and most unique *dbz teleport* ops anime has to offer. *ara ara* check out this next one! *ps2 boot sound* *mha academia season 4 op starts playing*
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squidgirl @calamityartist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i watched the space kaguya movie and liked it. good job queer media, you got it this time
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14/02/2026
fellas is it gay to bring a woman to orgasm
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🍇🍓🍎🥩 @sepulturegirl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“do you get to the absolute destiny apocalypse very often? oh, what am i saying - of course you don’t.”
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rebecca sylvester ✒️ @hattie.meangirls.online · 10/02/2026
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
rodney dangerfield
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Steel yourselves - the Harry Potter Universes Beyond is inevitable. It will start with a Secret Lair and sell out in nanoseconds, then blossom into a main set. To assist those of you that play MTG, I will pre-write some excuses for you. When (not IF) it happens, feel free to use them.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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togekk0💜 @togekk0.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm so back
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moka !! @mokadevs.itch.io · 01/02/2026
cold #girlsbandcry #minifemslashfeb2026 #art
art of momoka and nina from girls band cry. momoka is wearing basketball shorts as nina, dressed up much warmer, says: "Did you even bother to check the forecast for our date?". momoka replies "yeah yeah its fine-" and nina cuts her off "YOU'RE WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS." Below, momoka has gotten sick and lays in bed while nina rants to her in text that is cut off to the viewer, feeding momoka soup. momoka thinks: "Nina taking care of me is the best."
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the apothecary diaries would be way better if at the end of season 2 maomao and shisui ran away together to go on lesbian adventures and jinshi cried so hard about it that his balls fell off for real this time
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ななこ☆ @nanasoni.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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emilia ♡ @lavenderelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i don't know what symphogear's obsession with him was about but it was incredibly funny everytime
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 15/01/2026
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
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