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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Less discourse NOW

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 01/10/2026

He built a CVS????

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i've been saying she deserves the State Street Investment Management SPY WNBA Coach of the Year

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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RevDJEsq @revdjesq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Himesh Patel from the movie "Yesterday" has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

Himesh Patel with Ed Sheeran in a scene from the movie "Yesterday," where Patel goes into a coma, and wakes up in a world where no one has ever heard of the Beatles.

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If I had access to a time machine the first thing I’d do would go back to when little me was blowing bubbles in my drink with a straw and when my mom told little me to stop I’d burst in and say “WHAT DO YOU CARE, LET HIM DO IT”

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

expert witness in the case

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 02/09/2026

this is a hefty punishment. without those five first round picks, they're gonna be the clippers of the nba

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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 25/08/2026

Hello good people of North Carolina: If you plan on eating at or getting takeout from a Chinese restaurant that's in the same shopping center as a Food Lion in the next few days, please shoot me a DM before you do!

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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

operator: 911, please state your emergency me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair operator: ah interesting! very cool me: what is operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both– me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner

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That Scott Guy @bisontattooguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Today’s dirt road view from my corner of Montana.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

watching law abiding citizen. more like law breaking citizen if you ask me

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel

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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My modest proposal continues to be that if any artwork gets written off for tax purposes, that artwork immediately becomes public domain. The public bought it; we own it now.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it's 2:37 p.m. eastern. but at the same time, it's 2:37 p.m. eastern

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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/08/2026

OH YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE?? The 2025-2026 Non-NCAA National Championships (Part 6) presented by the Sickos Committee! Check out all the Non-NCAA Champions from the past year! More parts to come, including all the insanity of Rugby 🏉 and Cheerleading in the next ones.

2025-2026 Non-NAA National Championships (Part 6)
presented by the Sickos Committee
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Oregon
Advertising
DHOSTATE
Ohio State
Football (Club)
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Oklahoma Wesleyan
Tennessee
Croquet Dairy Judging
(Cottage Cheese)
WT
Savannah West Texas
Cal Poly
College
A&M
Dairy
Equestrian
Equestrian
Judging
(Hunter Seat) (Western)
(Ice Cream)
S. Illinois
Flying
Indiana Football (CFP)
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NAVY
Navy
Penn State
Gaelic
Gaelic
Football
Football
(Co Champ) (Co Champ)
Army
Handball
DI
Oklahoma
Case Western
State
Cuyahoga CC Maryville
Handball
Horse
Landscaping
League
D2
Judging
of Legends
Texas A&M
Military
Drill
Team
MAVERICKS
Colorado
Mesa
Mountain
Biking (M)
MAVERIN
Colorado
Mesa
Mountain
Biking (W)
P
Opera Scenes
Pepperdine
Griz
Montana
Photo
Journalism
MAVERICKS
Colorado
Mesa Road
Cycling
Penn State Surveying
Baylor Twirling

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Tenet should be released annually

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/08/2026

feels like around six months from now they could make a nice chunk of change by rereleasing tenet in theaters

Universal's The Odyssey saw a fourth global weekend of $110.7M with $79.2M from overseas
($643.6M running foreign cume) and $31.5M
domestic ($461.1M). As we told you at $1.1 billion, it's the second biggest R-rated movie ever behind Deadpool & Wolverine's $1.33B.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is not about politicians, but also applies to them

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m telling you this as a political scientist. The person who is electable is the one who is elected. This can and does change over time. Any and all speculation about “electability” is either puffery or anxiety and is often both.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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Hollywood Handbook and Friends @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i really wanted to say “lebron is cool, hooray” 😔 Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...

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Vic Michaelis @vicmmic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Watch Avatar Aang on as big a screen as you can it is ART and a tragedy we don’t get to see it in theatres !!!!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

the hospital just lets you take a baby home, it's outrageous

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wells @wells.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

THIS ZAPPED INTO MY BRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO I HAD TO GET UP TO DIAGRAM IT... GUYS...

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Never forget that they hate the United States of America

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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Finally, someone asking the important questions

YouGov poll asking if you think you could throw a baguette further than a naan bread

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

“Behold your hero, Trojans, I have bested him in combat, it made him super fucked up and shit, look at him, he’s busted as fuck and not as handsome as me, Achilles, who also has a sick boat and many gold items in my tent”

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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calahan-riley.bsky.social @calahan-riley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE DUST BOWL!

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calahan-riley.bsky.social @calahan-riley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I spend at least 10 minutes everyday standing in direct sunlight trying to will my body to begin the photosynthesis process. It hasn't worked yet but one day I will photosynthesize.

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

i'm overjoyed Erling Haaland understood America at its core

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/07/2026

Right. Okay. This requires some backstory. In 1984, a small, low budget film studio in North Carolina produced a parody of Star Wars, called Hyperspace. It was released in the U.K. as ‘Gremloids’. The main character, shown here, was Lord Buckethead.

A somewhat grainy, sorry, theatrical release poster.

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calahan-riley.bsky.social @calahan-riley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

@sickoscommittee.org Would y'all be able to help me understand what this Letterboxd review of Old Henry (2021) means?

"74/100 If this movie were a college football game it would be Arkansas versus Utah"

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Javi knows. This is spot on. These dynamics, plus shorter seasons/shorter overall runs... it's all bad for television, just bad for the form all around. Anyway, thread:

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I don’t think any of us fully appreciate how much companies love doing this. It is their favorite thing in the world. They cannot get enough of it.

Email from Fandango, formerly Fandango At Home: Hello Chris,

We're bringing movie tickets and streaming together under one name: Fandango at Home is now Fandango.

Nothing about your account is changing; we'll continue delivering the entertainment you love.

Your movie library, purchases, rentals, watchlists, and preferences are all the same. Just sign in like always.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Time to watch young Washington again (fires up Tenet)

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wrote about this fact after the Spain shutout Something beautiful to me about a guy watching the 1986 World Cup, deciding he HAS to name his son after the guy who just scored a big goal, and then, 40 long years later, that kid becoming a star at the World Cup sports.beehiiv.com/p/today-in-s...

Vozinha means “granny” in Cape Verdean Creole, a nickname he got because kids used to make fun of him for going home to his grandparents when he got upset. His birth name is Josimar José Évora Dias, the first name coming from Josimar, a player who broke out and scored two goals at the 1986 World Cup, during which Vozinha was born.

His dad apparently initially tried to name him after Jorge Valdano, who scored two goals for Argentina on June 2, 1986 — and Vozinha was born on June 3, 1986. But Cape Verdeans weren’t allowed to use non-Portuguese names, so it got rejected, and he replaced the name with a Brazilian who also shone at the 1986 World Cup.

And perhaps that’s the biggest way of explaining what Vozinha has just done. 40 years ago, a guy scored a goal in the World Cup, and it seemed so spectacular and important that the next day, a new father on a tiny island thousands of miles away proudly named his baby boy after the man from the TV. In 2026, Vozinha was that man doing something spectacular in the World Cup. Perhaps today, in maternity wards across the globe, there are little Vozinhas and Josimars being born as well.

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Just Another Apocryphal Mess @apocryphalmess.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

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calahan-riley.bsky.social @calahan-riley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I made these maps back in 2022 and should probably do an update on the first one. A lot of conferences also got rid of divisions which is a bummer because that makes these maps more fun.

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