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Rogér von Cleef

@caffeinated-dreams.bsky.social
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12 seasons of Simpsons quotes in a trench coat, casually mainlining espresso - mostly likes and reposts.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What would you say if you saw it in another country?
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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I used to be really excited about technology. I don't think it's me that's changed.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Section 1 of the 14th Amendment states, “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” And yet 4 of those fuckers ruled this is not what it says.
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
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Jill Sargent Russell, PhD @jsargentr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This image is brilliant. Everything they are trying to message is undone by two women standing insouciantly before them. The men look weak in this tableau, scared of their environs, hiding in vehicles and tactical gear, while the women aren't even defiantly chill, just naturally so.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm so glad I told these fuckers to fuck off and switched to Tidal. Also, their CEO is a trash bastard helping to develop military AI.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
A "blue alert" from the state of Texas for an injury to a cop 250 miles away from where I live.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Just a quick reminder to every Democrat who sat out the last election because you couldn't be bothered, fuck you.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 27/06/2025
Also do notice, these two Supreme Court decisions dropped the *same day*: - States can restrict online speech if it is "adult". - The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content. A plus B equals C
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Abducting people at work sites - meaning they have jobs. Capturing them at court dates - meaning they're following the law. Blocking them from accessible higher education - meaning they're striving for more. And peddling lies about jobless, lawless, driftless.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 24/05/2025
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
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U.S. citizen with REAL ID handcuffed and held in immigration raid before being released
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/05/2025
It's my patriotic duty to tell Mehmet Oz to go fuck himself
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
BREAKING: Federal judge finds that Trump exceeded his authority in his Alien Enemies Act proclamation addressing alleged members of Tren de Aragua, issuing a permanent injunction barring AEA proclamation-based removals from the Southern District of Texas.
Neither the Court nor the parties question the Executive Branch's authority and
responsibility to enforce federal laws and, along with local law enforcement agencies, to protect
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Case 1:25-cv-00072
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the nation's population. Neither the Court nor the parties question that the Executive Branch can
direct the detention and removal of aliens who engage in criminal activity in the United States.
The Executive Branch has and will continue to rely on the Immigration and Nationality Act to
remove aliens found to represent a danger to the country. The question that this lawsuit presents is whether the President can utilize a specific statute, the AEA, to detain and remove Venezuelan aliens who are members of TdA. As to that question, the historical record renders clear that the President's invocation of the AEA through the Proclamation exceeds the scope of the statute and is contrary to the plain, ordinary meaning of the statute's terms. As a result, the Court concludes
that as a matter of law, the Executive Branch cannot rely on the AEA, based on the Proclamation,
to detain the Named Petitioners and the certified class, or to remove them from the country.'Case 1:25-cv-00072
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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS
BROWNSVILLE DIVISION
ENTERED
May 01, 2025
Nathan Ochsner, Clerk
J.A.V., et al.,
Petitioners,
son con con
VS.
CIVIL ACTION NO. 1:25-CV-072
DONALD J. TRUMP, et al.,
Respondents.
FINAL JUDGMENT AND PERMANENT INJUNCTION
In accordance with the Court's Order and Opinion granting class certification (Doc. 57)
and its Order and Opinion granting summary judgment (Doc. 58), the Court enters final judgment in favor of Petitioners J.A.V., J.G.G., W.G.H., and the members of the certified class. Accordingly, it is:
ORDERED that the Class Petition for Writ of Habeas Corpus (Doc. 1) is GRANTED; and
ORDERED that Respondents are permanently enjoined from detaining, transferring, or
removing J.A.V., J.G.G., W.G.H., and the members of the certified class, under the Alien Enemies
Act, 50 U.S.C. § 21, and based on the Presidential Proclamation, "Invocation of the Alien Enemies
Act Regarding the Invasion of the United States by Tren de Aragua," 90 Fed. Reg. 13033.
This permanent injunction does not prohibit Respondents from proceeding with removal
proceedings or otherwise acting against J.A.V., J.G.G., W.G.H., and the members of the certified
class, based on the Immigration and Nationality Act, including under any final order of removal.
This Final Judgment and Permanent Injunction does not enjoin Respondent Donald
Trump in his official duties as President of the United States. See Franklin v. Massachusetts, 505
U.S. 788, 802 (1992).
Signed on May 1, 2025.
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Femendo Rodiguez, Ja.
Fernando Rodriguez, Jr.
United States District Judge
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Diana B. Henriques @dianabhenriques.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dear NBC: Trump is a lame duck. That's not a "perception." It is reality. He is not eligible to run again, period. It would violate the Constitution. Unless the Constitution is amended - or abandoned - he cannot seek a third term. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Diana
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 23/04/2025
What - and I cannot stress this enough - the ACTUAL FUCK??? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia moves to safe house after DHS posts address online
Homeland Security shared copy of protective order from 2021 revealing family’s address on social media
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
FUCK. THIS. All of this.
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The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/04/2025
Maybe we should honor the women who were real astronauts. From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.
From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.
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Jackie Llanos @llanosjackie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 08/04/2025
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
And let's be clear: It's NEVER ok to deny people in the United States due process, no matter how innocent or guilty they may seem on the surface—nor to send them to foreign torture prisons known for human rights abuses even if they do get due process and are found guilty of crimes.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good job
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You mean it’s not pronounced NetSCAPÉ, like the high end beverage?
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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You need to talk to the people in your life about what LLMs can and cannot do.
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ☆ @sayomgwtf.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Monday mood
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
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Brett Holman @airminded.org · 28/02/2025
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
Keir Starmer wearing glasses and a suit, standing at a podium with a microphone. The podium has the emblem of the United States. Behind him are two flags: the United States flag on the left and the United Kingdom flag on the right. The background features golden drapery. On the lower part of the image, there is a caption saying, "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom."
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @disavowtrump20.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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Rogér von Cleef @caffeinated-dreams.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
As echoed in the comments, how does one pay into social security dishonestly?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race
The original Shiba Inu doge meme
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 14/02/2025
When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted. Yet somehow Musk isn't.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I am still mad that crypto now stands for cryptocurrency and not cryptography because the crypto wars are back except they aren't because crypto doesn't mean what it used to www.theverge.com/policy/61213...
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The UK’s war on encryption affects all of us
‘If you build a door, other people will try to get in.’
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Barnes & Noble @barnesandnoble.com · 12/02/2025
Go read a book.
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