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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's a lot going on here but putting the US office ahead of the UK version is, as the kids say, cringe. also, party down remains criminally underrated.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whenever people start insulting the red sox third baseman, i put up my "do not diss durb" sign folks;
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey, aren't you...temu mindy kaling
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Ian @woolie.meowmeow.city · 12/09/2026
I love Berkeley, people will build their entire politics around the idea that mitigating climate change requires radically restructuring the world economy, but they draw the line at a 12 story building a few blocks away or replacing some parking spaces with bike lanes.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
shelton seems a bit of a prick no
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I mean this is also a competitive Senate race, the association between Collins and the staffer is much closer than the assocation between AES and Piker, and the alleged anti-semitism is much clearer and much worse. So what is the news justificaiton for the huge difference in amount of coverage?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP, Dolly. What a life, what a legacy. people.com/dolly-parton...
people.com
Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's an albany expression holy moses, it does taste like grandma! i sleep in a big bed with my wife duffman says a lot of things! me fail english? that's unpossible
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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
Every day we stray further from God’s light
Poptart buzzballs in frosted brown sugar cinnamon and frosted smores
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"OK, then"
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? —Mary Oliver
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Instead of a party platform (doc that nobody reads except for oppo researchers) parties should put out broad statements of values that they expect candidates to agree on and allow disagreements within.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So CBS and others invested in a pro trump audience that won’t arrive, alienating their actual audience, and trump propagandists are losing audience bc people are souring on Trump. Also helps explain the increased racist shrieking as they try to farm engagement www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
nytimes.com
How the Pro-Trump Media Ecosystem Is Splintering Ahead of the Midterms
Once united in support of President Trump, right-wing influencers are embroiled in feuds and losing viewers, creating a problem for Republicans in the midterm elections.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
another day volunteering at the swedish natural history museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck inside the whale. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in it
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sensational from Julián Álvarez, 2-1 Argentina
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Business idea: algorithmic-style Dynamic Pricing at restaurants. You can get French onion soup for $1.75 when it's really hot out, but a tomato salad costs $57 in August. Everyone hates it; Softbank has already contributed $150m in funding just off the concept.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
for me, at least, the first one that comes to mind is his 90 minute winner against iran in 2014. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMnG...
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Lionel Messi - Amazing Curve Goal vs Iran - WORLD CUP 2014
YouTube video by harsh vardhan
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One of the hardest things to accept is “my ideas are correct but unpopular” and it’s particularly tricky for leftists who romanticize “the people”
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Man, Iran really took Trump to the cleaners. Eh?
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi just scored in his 6th World Cup, 20 years to do the day of his first WC goal: 6/16/06, he scored the 6th goal in a 6-0 win over Serbia and Montenegro. That’s a lot of 6s.
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[Billy Joel voice] Ah, but workin' too hard can give you a heart att—
Cleveland, Cleveland, Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta, Cincinnati (x3), Chicago (x3). Or, by the logos: C-C-A-A-A-C-C-C-C-C
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Lionel Messi, not offside. 1-0 ARG
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🇦🇷🐐🇦🇷
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
aguante argentina! 🇦🇷
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25 Mayo Bandera De Argentina: ¡Vamos Vamos!
ALT: 25 Mayo Bandera De Argentina: ¡Vamos Vamos!
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RoombaRider @pfoxen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There is a certain kind of environmental advocate for whom you can barely scratch their surface and find a very classist eugenicist. Urban dwellers and the disadvantaged are non-entities in their plans. We should be *encouraging* more cities, the per-person impact is dramatically reduced.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this is a hate crime
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 08/06/2026
"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
mariska hargitay AND christopher meloni? in this economy??
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.
An excerpt from EB White's Here is New York
There are roughly three New Yorks there is first the New York of the man or woman who was born here who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence is natural and inevitable second there is the New York of the commuter the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night third there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last the city of final destination the city that is a goal it is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition it's poetical deportment it's a dedication to the arts and it's incomparable achievements commuters give the city its title restlessness natives give it solidity and continuity but the settlers give it passion and whether it is a farmer arriving from Italy to set up a small grocery store in a slum or a young girl arriving from a small town in Mississippi to escape the indignity of being observed by her neighbors or a boy arriving from the corn belt with a manuscript in his suitcase and a pain in his heart it makes no difference each embraces New York with the intense excitement of first love each absorbs New York with fresh eyes of an adventurer each generates heat and light to dwarf the consolidated Edison company
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
from my experience, the true sign that you're a real New Yorker is that you think everyone who moved to New York after you is a fake one
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Knicks in 1
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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elpidio ortiz @bwmd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
how can you not be a romantic about the landrenaissance
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/12/2023
primaries are important to the functioning of a healthy democracy in that they remind voters that all politicians are bug-eyed freaks
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No one inside the U.S. has any money for expensive vacations, no one outside the U.S. wants to get arrested or shot by ICE, and anyone who is willing to travel for the World Cup isn't picking the city where every destination is a 30 minute Uber ride apart
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