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Billiam‽

@buttonpusher42.bsky.social
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I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse... *looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse. Bringing back the interrobang (‽) #NoDickheads I am/Him ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
My 7th grade social studies teacher was a cool butch lesbian who kind of looked like Dennis Leary and she once told us "the more you know, the more jokes you get" and needless to say she really made an impression on me
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone make sure to have the Keith David welcome to hell clip handy, just in case you need it
youtu.be
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)
YouTube video by DarksideFlame
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Got to kiss a pretty girl in my dream last night so I’ve got that going for me.
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Me as soon as soon I get overstimulated at a function:
Jackie Daytona saying it’s time to get the fuck out of here in a cowboy hat and jacket
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often.
Beer expert/ judge from episode 2 season 14 of King of the Hill. Holding his hand up by his face. Looks like an animated version of OP
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the older i get, oh fuck no.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Still kind of upset that I had to change my beloved Stage Name of "Big, Beautiful Bill".
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
why do they call it a "dynasty"? cause so.many of the leaders die nasty YEAHHHHHhhHHH
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Oh deer.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My contribution
Meme showing Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen from the movie 40 Year Old old Virgin. Text: Do you know how I know you're cheating? 
You go to Coldplay concerts.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Good news! I'm working for the month! Neutral news, between driving cross country and work prior to this current job. I really haven't had a moment to doom scroll social media. Sorry if anyone misses me during this employed times.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This is also how I go thru life at this point
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One of these days I want to put together a lesson on how to negotiate a deal/contract/etc. I'm a freelancer, I've been a freelance for decades, and I'm pretty good at learning lessons from movies. Jaws, The Dark Knight, Boiler Room and many others I quote. Then there's Sinners: at least 5 lessons.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
microdosing a nap by blinking slower
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
that's a good line.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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diane @handle.invalid · 20/05/2025
pretty sure someone’s cursed me and now i can’t leave the house without spending $40
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I love when Ken Jennings proves he's actually very clever and not just super good at remembering facts
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
also high key
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
who's your favorite Pokemon? wrong answers only
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a frog wearing a bow tie says " i really have my work cut out for me "
Alt: jiminy cricket from puss in boots the last wish wearing a bow tie says " i really have my work cut out for me "
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day! Here’s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)!
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Okay... I think I'm back, had a couple trying weeks, but forward momentum... just keep swimming
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ryan Coogler has made me associate Sundown Towns with vampires at a ridiculous level, for never actually overtly using the term "Sundown Town" that I recall in the entire movie. I mean at least to me it was such a perfect comparison. #Sinners
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I bought a mirror, because I deserve beautiful things.
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Jes @thetattoowife.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Who did this?!? 😭😭😭😭
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how it feels trying to not say weird stuff
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a man in a blue jacket is laughing while talking on a phone
Alt: a man in a blue jacket is laughing while talking on a phone. ron burgundy from anchorman
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
OMG 20,000UTS is Real!!!!!!!! *happy book nerd noises*
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I never knew my birthday was National Send Nudes Day... I knew it was Velociraptor Awareness Day tho
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Faithful, other notable dog checking in.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
So today's my birthday... (actually I'm likely posting this at my birth-time as well, 12:15a) Some Billiam-lore as to why my birth-minute is 12:15a: My mom got to the hospital with me around 9p-ish, she was already weeks late at this point, so c-section. Surgeon wanted to finish watching Benny Hill
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
❌ let's get that bread ❌ let's get that cheddar ✅ let's get that cheesy bread
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
hehe I'mma freshman
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
hey the cringe store called. their latest shipment is stuck in customs. can you spot them a few of your bluesky posts
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lyssa @lilscorpi0.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
i love befriending weirdos because you will say a weird thing and then they will also say a weird thing and it's like yessssss i have found my people
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Roommates and I were just discussing this yesterday...
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Ahh yes, the Barry Allen gambit...
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
saving this for future insults against mean guys
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Literally me yesterday realizing it was my friend's birthday and she's been gone since 2021.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Goodnight my friends 🖤 Art: @kfrbs on insta
Drawing by @kfrbs on instagram. It’s a little dude laying in bed all snuggled up. Text reads “tomorrow will be better and it’s it’s not, I will say it again”
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
jokes? in this economy? yes, yes now more than ever.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
put a flightless bird into the air, and you're surprised when it fights you to the ground‽
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My therapist suggested I reframe “rotting” to “replenishing” since taking care of yourself is a positive activity and I looked her dead in the eye and told her not the way I do it.
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miya⁀✶˖ @miyabae.art · 09/04/2025
alive? yes well? debatable
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