Reposted by Billiam‽Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My 7th grade social studies teacher was a cool butch lesbian who kind of looked like Dennis Leary and she once told us "the more you know, the more jokes you get" and needless to say she really made an impression on me 132422 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Everyone make sure to have the Keith David welcome to hell clip handy, just in case you need ityoutu.beWELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)YouTube video by DarksideFlame 261261401 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Got to kiss a pretty girl in my dream last night so I’ve got that going for me. 3596 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Me as soon as soon I get overstimulated at a function: 312730 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/08/2025So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often. 030 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025the older i get, oh fuck no. 36512 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Still kind of upset that I had to change my beloved Stage Name of "Big, Beautiful Bill". 020 0
Reposted by Billiam‽alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025why do they call it a "dynasty"? cause so.many of the leaders die nasty YEAHHHHHhhHHH 5768 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?" 23973342047 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Good news! I'm working for the month! Neutral news, between driving cross country and work prior to this current job. I really haven't had a moment to doom scroll social media. Sorry if anyone misses me during this employed times. 010 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025One of these days I want to put together a lesson on how to negotiate a deal/contract/etc. I'm a freelancer, I've been a freelance for decades, and I'm pretty good at learning lessons from movies. Jaws, The Dark Knight, Boiler Room and many others I quote. Then there's Sinners: at least 5 lessons. 010 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2025microdosing a nap by blinking slower 1861170 0
Reposted by Billiam‽diane @handle.invalid · 20/05/2025pretty sure someone’s cursed me and now i can’t leave the house without spending $40 3161 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I love when Ken Jennings proves he's actually very clever and not just super good at remembering facts 000 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 13/05/2025who's your favorite Pokemon? wrong answers onlymedia.tenor.coma frog wearing a bow tie says " i really have my work cut out for me "Alt: jiminy cricket from puss in boots the last wish wearing a bow tie says " i really have my work cut out for me " 020 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It’s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day! Here’s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)! 137125332360 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Okay... I think I'm back, had a couple trying weeks, but forward momentum... just keep swimming 010 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Ryan Coogler has made me associate Sundown Towns with vampires at a ridiculous level, for never actually overtly using the term "Sundown Town" that I recall in the entire movie. I mean at least to me it was such a perfect comparison. #Sinners 040 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I bought a mirror, because I deserve beautiful things. 000 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025how it feels trying to not say weird stuffmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue jacket is laughing while talking on a phoneAlt: a man in a blue jacket is laughing while talking on a phone. ron burgundy from anchorman 010 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025OMG 20,000UTS is Real!!!!!!!! *happy book nerd noises* 000 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I never knew my birthday was National Send Nudes Day... I knew it was Velociraptor Awareness Day tho 000 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/04/2025So today's my birthday... (actually I'm likely posting this at my birth-time as well, 12:15a) Some Billiam-lore as to why my birth-minute is 12:15a: My mom got to the hospital with me around 9p-ish, she was already weeks late at this point, so c-section. Surgeon wanted to finish watching Benny Hill 200 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/04/2025❌ let's get that bread ❌ let's get that cheddar ✅ let's get that cheesy bread 1224304358 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/04/2025hey the cringe store called. their latest shipment is stuck in customs. can you spot them a few of your bluesky posts 3349856 0
Reposted by Billiam‽lyssa @lilscorpi0.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i love befriending weirdos because you will say a weird thing and then they will also say a weird thing and it's like yessssss i have found my people 4543 0
Reposted by Billiam‽PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025This seems right, and all of this is WRONG. 1073233556807 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Roommates and I were just discussing this yesterday... 000 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025saving this for future insults against mean guys 010 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Literally me yesterday realizing it was my friend's birthday and she's been gone since 2021. 000 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality 121426247 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Goodnight my friends 🖤 Art: @kfrbs on insta 1716611 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 10/04/2025jokes? in this economy? yes, yes now more than ever. 59419 0
Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/04/2025put a flightless bird into the air, and you're surprised when it fights you to the ground‽ 000 0
Reposted by Billiam‽Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My therapist suggested I reframe “rotting” to “replenishing” since taking care of yourself is a positive activity and I looked her dead in the eye and told her not the way I do it. 1126111 0