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Billiam‽

@buttonpusher42.bsky.social
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I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse... *looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse. Bringing back the interrobang (‽) #NoDickheads I am/Him ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often.
Beer expert/ judge from episode 2 season 14 of King of the Hill. Holding his hand up by his face. Looks like an animated version of OP
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My contribution
Meme showing Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen from the movie 40 Year Old old Virgin. Text: Do you know how I know you're cheating? 
You go to Coldplay concerts.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
🤔 Can't relate 🤣
Movie credit cropped to: Best Boy Electric Bill B
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
ok real life, DC already did it. Please stop.
Comic panel of Bizarro wearing a top hat and shattering a podium with his fist as he declares "and if you vote for me, me promise to raise taxes, rob the government Treasury and give all my relatives plenty graft!"
Bizarro citizens cheering at the bottom of the frame, one yells "hooray! This candidate so dishonest me vote for him six times!"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Me reading national security secrets after I've been accidentally added to a group chat.
James Bond receives a "text" via his smartwatch in The Spy Who Loved Me.
Metal strip with punched letters printing from a steel Casio watch. 
007 to report hq. Immedia
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
C. all of the above
Morpheus from the Matrix asking
Did you just take both pills?
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Wake up, new meme variation just dropped!
Homer Simpson sitting in a car in a suit saying
For once, maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
skeet a warning
Signs on a high voltage box outside:
Danger: High Voltage
Danger: small hard-for-old-man-to-read-text
Danger: Not Only Will This Kill You
It Will Hurt The Whole Time You're Dying
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Kenny Rossmore from We're the Millers says "you guys are getting reskeeted?"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Drop yourself in something green.
Dapper Billiam in green wire rim glasses, forest green button up, tan sport coat, feathered bowtie and a manicured beard. Looking like a college professor
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Me on the interwebs
Owlturd . com comic 5 panels
panel 1 man sits in a chair saying "People go through a lot of rejection. Love, Work School - all full of rejection."
panel 2 small pink mushy thing crying "we start life as a mushy soft thing"
panel 3 small pink thing crying and being pelted with X labeled red balls "and then as we get pelted with rejection"
panel 4 robot armor suit is shrugging off X labeled red balls "we transform into a tough, unfeeling and highly efficient robot
panel 5 robot armor suit reveals a small pink squishy thing crying at the controls "piloted by a mushy soft thing"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
describe yourself using 4 foods
new york style cheesecake with raspberries and blueberries for garnishelegant high tea set with pastrieslarge platter filled with a multitude of sushi optionsround platter of tacos with salsas and queso in the center
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Two American Heroes right there...
Solid Snake labeled P1 and Luigi labeled P2 are in idle fighting poses.

The Colonel on ComTec tells Snake: "Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Thinking about this a lot recently.
Article from The Yale Review
Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hehe fan club... reminds me of Dickens in Doctor Who: "How exactly are you a fan? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?" (In this case, they blow... just like a fan)
The Ninth Doctor speaks with Charles Dickens in the Unquiet Dead
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
One of mine
kate winslett and jack black in The Holiday
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Ooh what's in my present‽ Professional Industry collapse. Death of friends and family. Current events. Natural and unnatural disasters on a constant basis. Current events. Political upheaval. Elongated Muskrat. Rising costs of everything but income. Current events, wow that's a lot of current events
Medical box labeled "Trauma Kit"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Omg! The one I remember was called "The Rotor" this was my favorite non-roller coaster ride!
The Rotor Amusement Park ride at Geauga Lake, photo likely from the 80s
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
One of my favorites
woman asks "Dungeons and Dragons? Is that some sort of sex thing?
man replies "Far from it Jen"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
picture of yourself and turn it b&w 🤍🖤
OP looking intense behind glasses & beard
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It says no mean peoples...
girl telling homer simpson
we're allowed to have one.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
reminds me of this classic
Inside of port-o-john, door lock labeled: Poop Alone :( or Poop with friends :)
lock is currently set to Poop Alone :(
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Good early evening
Temperature 73°
Sunny
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Maybe it's the board gamer in me. But when I hear talk about kings I just think...
Doctor Strange saying "we are in the checkmate now"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Black and Red Sign that reads
DANGER
FLAMMABLE
MATERIAL
KEEP FIRE AWAY
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What's your sign‽
Sign from Lucifer's Pizza (Los Angeles) says Providing ORAL PLEASURE since 2008
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Reminds me of that old Tumblr thread about Star Trek humans and warp cores (article about the thread, and most relevant post as image) reactormag.com/the-answer-t...
post text
THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING

vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Young Man talking to woman "Because life is short and you are adorbs. Drink?"
Old Man talking to woman "Ah, life is long and you are adorbs"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
In 2000, Google released a Code of Conduct they expected the company, board members, employees, contractors, etc to follow. Of course this was a different timeline... Wonder what their 2025 Code of Conduct starts with‽
Screenshot of the beginning of Google's 2000 Code of Conduct

Code of Conduct
Preface
"Don't be evil." Googlers generally apply those words to how we serve our users.
But "Don't be evil" is much more than that.
Yes it's about providing our users unbiased access to information, focusing on their needs and giving them the best products and services that we can.
But it's also about doing the right thing more generally -- following the law, acting honorably and treating each other with respect.

The Google Code of Conduct is one of the ways we put "Don't be evil" into practice.
It's built around the recognition that everything we do in connection with our work at Google wil be, and should be, measured against the highest possible standards of ethical business conduct.
We set the bar that high for practical as well as aspirational reasons: Our commitment to the highest standards helps us hire great people, who then build great products, which in turn attract loyal users.
Trust and mutual respect among employees and users are the foundation of our success, and they are something we need to earn every day.

So please do read the Code, and follow it, always bearing in mind that each of us has a personal responsibility to incorporate, and to encourage other Googlers to incorporate, the principles of the Code into our work.
And if you have a question or ever think that one of your fellow Googlers or the company as a whole may be falling short of our commitment, don't be silent.
We want -- and need -- to hear from you.

Who Must Follow Our Code?

We expect all of our employees and Board members to know and follow the Code.
Failure to do so can result in disciplinary action, including termination of employment.
Moreover, while the Code is specifically written for Google employees and Board members, we expect Google contractors, consultants and others who may be temporarily assigned to perform work or services for Google to follow the Code in connection with their work for us.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tell 'im to go kick rocks. By himself!
family guy Peter Griffin telling Meg to "Shut up, Greg"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Mine isn't as good. But tbh I suspect those 3 I missed I might not have known how to alt-text at the time. Or I clicked too quick so I didn't forget what I was doing.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You inspired me to open photoshop...
AVP movie poster re-edited to say: AVP - A Very-small Penis Whoever Wins We Lose. 01.02.2025
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Same Energy... especially the part where he screams "Space!" maniacally.
Tim Curry in Red Alert 3
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
OMG He was my favorite actor in John Carter!
perfect baby alien doggy woola and john carter in the movie version of john carter of mars
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm in!
Robin and Batman preparing to slide down the Batpoles, while Batman presses a button labeled Compressed Steam Batpole Lift
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Grandpa Abe Simpson in a newspaper clipping that says "old man yells at mirror"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm not good Mister Wright. But I'm still alive.
Calvin and Hobbes comic
Calvin's mother- "life could be worse calvin"
Calvin- "life could be a lot better too!"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
He's gotta find the guy who did this!
grandpa abe simpson on a newspaper article labeled "old man yells at mirror"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You are right... and this response is giving the same energy as this meme edit lol
meme of why are you booing me?
I'm right!
But having been changed to say why are you cheering me?
I'm right‽
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
well... technically people are an animal...
a hamster with glasses sitting in a school style desk, looking a an F on it's test
text reads stop animal testing.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Give them sHell!
blue shell from mario kart
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
dvd box for the collector's edition of Dante's Peak starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Reminds me of...
mr lovestein comic 4 panels
turtle talking to frog "i want to change the world"
frog talking to turtle "for the better?"
frog stares at turtle
frog talking to turtle "answer me, turtle"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
not sure which you needed.
text  of a post I asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

picture shows a door opened a crack and through the gap a vape (pen) and writing instrument (pen)
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
You are certainly way above average...
George Carlin face next to the quote
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Reminds me of the paintball episode of Daria. "Hey, these paintball-thingies really hurt"
Quinn and two friends from the show Daria covered in paint
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Green monster Mike Wazowski jumps happily in the air, landing on his crotch on a steel beam, and looking expectantly at others
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Cover Art from Green Day's American Idiot
hand holding a heart-shaped hand grenadePhyrne Fisher from Miss Fisher's Murder MysteriesLeatherbound copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with a golden hitchhiker thumb on the covercast of the movie Monsters Inc
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Seems even more relevant every year since repealing RvW
Post from Billiam Boehme
In the year 2000 "having your v- card" meant being a Virgin
Ity 2020 "having your v- card"meant having a covid vaccine
Ity 2022 "having your v- card" meant having a vasectomy
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Woooo! Take it off!
large white koozie brand coffee cup with a cargo pouch attached to the outside.
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