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Billiam‽

@buttonpusher42.bsky.social
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I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse... *looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse. Bringing back the interrobang (‽) #NoDickheads I am/Him ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Have you tried to listen to the Marconi Union album Weightless Part II? It's on spotify, pandora, and youtube that I've found. and when I play it after I'm in bed, I am typically asleep with 10-15 minutes at the longest
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
My 7th grade social studies teacher was a cool butch lesbian who kind of looked like Dennis Leary and she once told us "the more you know, the more jokes you get" and needless to say she really made an impression on me
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone make sure to have the Keith David welcome to hell clip handy, just in case you need it
youtu.be
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)
YouTube video by DarksideFlame
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc.
Alt: a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc. sully and boo
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
hehe... I'm also a bearded guy 🤣
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I just watched that episode, and said "hey! that's not an Asimov quote!"
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Got to kiss a pretty girl in my dream last night so I’ve got that going for me.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I enjoy drinking water, and that guy is hella dehydrated.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
alright. *lays down on the tracks*
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
that's good, girl (complimentary)
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I suspect you're talking about ramen... (I'm super good at context clues.)
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Me as soon as soon I get overstimulated at a function:
Jackie Daytona saying it’s time to get the fuck out of here in a cowboy hat and jacket
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Take care of Froggher plz.
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a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc.
Alt: a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc. Boo and Sully hugging
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often.
Beer expert/ judge from episode 2 season 14 of King of the Hill. Holding his hand up by his face. Looks like an animated version of OP
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the older i get, oh fuck no.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The duality of emily (complimentary) Empathy & compassion to both you and every version of you it took to get to this point :)
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Still kind of upset that I had to change my beloved Stage Name of "Big, Beautiful Bill".
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
why do they call it a "dynasty"? cause so.many of the leaders die nasty YEAHHHHHhhHHH
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Oh deer.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My contribution
Meme showing Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen from the movie 40 Year Old old Virgin. Text: Do you know how I know you're cheating? 
You go to Coldplay concerts.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Good news! I'm working for the month! Neutral news, between driving cross country and work prior to this current job. I really haven't had a moment to doom scroll social media. Sorry if anyone misses me during this employed times.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This is also how I go thru life at this point
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
So good!!
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One of these days I want to put together a lesson on how to negotiate a deal/contract/etc. I'm a freelancer, I've been a freelance for decades, and I'm pretty good at learning lessons from movies. Jaws, The Dark Knight, Boiler Room and many others I quote. Then there's Sinners: at least 5 lessons.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Such a green flash, Jay Gatsby started following you.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
*sung to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who*
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
microdosing a nap by blinking slower
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Yearbook instructor- just tell me his number and i'll call him. Me- I don't have his number memorized. YI- then how are you going to call him? *walk over to the phone, dial the memorized pattern on the keys, wait* Hi Trev, yeah. Mr bla bla needs to talk to you about the yearbook. *hands phone off*
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I remembered quite a few numbers growing up... but what was impressive was the fact I knew over 100 numbers by touch pattern. My senior year of high school I remember we needed a verbal release for a photo from a buddy of mine, i said "oh it's like 430, he's probably at home I'll just call him 1/
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
that's a good line.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
wooo! No regerts!
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
lemme know if you find out... I'm also seeking this answer (but for me)
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diane @handle.invalid · 20/05/2025
pretty sure someone’s cursed me and now i can’t leave the house without spending $40
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Right‽
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tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
Alt: tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
That's all I got. Sorry friend from the interwebs, you deserve better than employment in a hellscape controlled by *gestures vaguely... but specifically in a particular direction* Enjoy the drunkness, hydrate well for Future Erin and be safe!
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a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc.
Alt: a little girl is standing next to a monster from monsters inc. Sully and Boo
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My last nerve doubles as a trampoline.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
😬oh... I relate so much to this...
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh that's cool, no problem... how about Nosferatu's grave?
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
That's what they said about Cassandra's prophecies too...
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a chair with the words `` ight imma head out '' below him .
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a chair with the words `` ight imma head out '' below him .
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
this post is fire.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh me too!
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You'll have deserved that break. I get it.
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
...I hope protagonist syndrome isn't contagious 👀
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I remember the news coverage when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" for some reason And how the villain of the Back to the Future series, Biff Tannen, was essentially too stupid to function without copious amounts of money and power to prop him up, modeled after some tycoon guy ... probably unrelated
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Billiam‽ @buttonpusher42.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I love when Ken Jennings proves he's actually very clever and not just super good at remembering facts
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