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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻

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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.

Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the family

from my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Feeling less good about pro wrestling now actually.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you're more into mapgames and become a leftist you become a Marxist-Leninist, and if you're more into RPGs you become an anarchist. I don't know where other leftists come from.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They blaming effects on my wizard beam.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got the whole 'cule reading The Song of Roland

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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No matter who wins, we...you know what? Fuck this. Fuck all these people. I'm going to make a sandwich.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/09/2026

i would actually love it sooooo much if i were successful creatively in an objectively undeniable way. just something to consider

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Family Guy Orlando Innamorato/Furioso in the style of Family Guy Star Wars

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

NIST Standard Reference Penis

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chivalric romances were just superhero stories for late medieval and early modern people.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Again I am beset by a powerful need to write about knights.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hotel I'm being put up in for work training has a gym and fuuuuck I missed working out with decent equipment

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m way too pert and supple for this shit

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That internal monologue real as fuck

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wow my blood is fuckin' 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘺

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026

it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.

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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

what a curious day to put these on sale

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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"You *do* surround yourself with a *lot* of dogs." "I pull bitches." — @butchfemboy.bsky.social

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026

lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The new space force uniforms are directly inspired by the uniforms from the Starship Troopers film...which were inspired by the uniforms of the Nazis that Paul Verhoeven saw occupying the Netherlands during WWII

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 06/09/2026

Oh. Sure. When a vampire tells us we can live forever after dying, that's understood to be a horrifying proposition (the unending hours and days and years and centuries of existence would become a torturous burden), but when Jesus does it we're all supposed to thrilled and comforted by it?

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

(The notable exception, of course, being games which exclusively resolve outcomes via d10 dice pools, as modern spindle-type d10s are not Platonic solids. There is no Platonic explanation for anything that happens specifically in "Vampire: The Masquerade".)

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I really like when superhero comics and settings try to get more logically consistent and it inevitably involves there being a bunch of accessibility technology for people with superpowers, even ones who don't have deliberate disability text or subtext.

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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Boob drawing practice part 1

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What a wondrous thing it is to live in a world where "Biblically accurate horsecock fetish" is a meaningful sequence of words.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 31/08/2026

refreshing every tab on my computer over and over in the hope that one of the pages will suddenly read that all my physical and emotional needs have been permanently met

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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ancient Rome was built in 1994 when the government decided to make a old as fuck place

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

As a creative professional, I need time alone to hone my abilities* *spend four hours in my living room singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me' in a Dracula accent

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Nate Bethea ecosystem of podcasts is basically leftist NPR.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I just smelled the food I am actively cooking and thought to myself, "damn, I mighta cooked with this one!"

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You can tell AI is a bad technology because the entire internet hates it, even though it could theoretically be used to make Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 04/05/2025

this came to me in a dream

an image from a textbook that shows a monkey with an intrigued/excited look on its face with a line drawn to its brain with the words “neuron activation”

originally this monkey is looking at another monkey eating a banana. this second monkey has been replaced with a picture of a woman’s “pooch belly” in a tight dress

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫 ✧࿔ @zorua.pmd.social · 11/08/2026

i think about this image more than i care to admit

Daisoujou from Shin Megami Tensei asking Jack Frost "whatcha thinkin' about?" Jack Frost responds with "oh... nothing." which Daisoujou then says "remarkable he has attained the third formless jhana."

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Kody @kodyisover.com · 11/08/2026

sometimes my trans goals are for you to not know which side of the 'T' the 'F' and the 'M' go

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

you spend ONE WINTER vengefully stalking the moors in a bloody dress and everyone’s like “don’t anger the Red Bride!!” forever there’s more to me than that. I’m a revenant with hobbies!! like killing and maiming

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I keep on imagining folks at the time critiquing "Homer"'s version of the pre-existing story he's nailed down from oral tradition, his choices, and how much it clearly missed the point and doesn't understand it.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

All art is cringe, and this is a good thing.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

that shit is mad dolorous, bro.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

new issue of Vizier Monthly is out

a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

All women are like the rose bride; all minorities are like Garma

"Garma, if you can hear me, blame this on the misfortune of your birth!"

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