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Tisiphone

@erinys-nav.bsky.social
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Hitting you with a snake until my clothes are soaked in blood and you start eating people.

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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you still love me if I was the dog from Ivan Maximov's From Left To Right?
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"No dude the Saracens had a half a million guys and every single one of them drowned. It was fucking crazy. Anyway Marsilion said he'd swing by next month for his baptism, so why don't we all just head on back and leave Roland to cover our asses?" Was Charlemagne fucking stupid?
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ace Combat 8 is now playable for early release, but the bugs are looking to be something fierce. Don't forget to check in on your "friend" who won't stop joking about "the Geneva suggestion" and thinks there's nothing cooler than bombing refugee tents.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, so all the women in my family are like this, got it.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very tight, bro. Very defensible. Love ur lines of enfilade all around the outer bastion
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Iteratrix @iteratorx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
note that under old Irish law, this would not apply to a cat! they were held to be responsible for their own actions. analogy is left to the reader.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drawing three tubes of blood before blacking out and smacking into the ground with a needle still in somebody because I'm at 5 aggravated willpower damage and just nailed a messy critical on the stick.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm such a fucking nutmegger, dude. I got a big tub of regulah last night and put it in the cupboard while I was cleaning, and when I opened said cabinet this morning it cured something deep within me.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ask not for whom the wheel of samsara turns, it doesn't actually turn at all.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That new Stanford paper is hitting the groupchat's discussion of Peter Watts' bullshit like a 727.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should put me on the ice.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PALADIN THERE IS NO HOES HERE THIS IS RONCEVEAUX PASS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine Joyeuse taking your head off and the last thing you see are shrimp colors.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need an axe.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As good of a bit as misquoting Analects for your ship names is (and it's very good), lest we forget that Mediations offers you the chance to make at least four different jokes about "The Same River".
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 15/09/2026
No babe I'm not "hypnotizing you without your knowledge or consent" it's called post-training alignment calm the fuck down
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Calibration-checked tops wield calibration-checked penises, use calibration-checked thrusts. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Whore has changed.
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cat: exercised
Me, bicep flexin'Tummy :3
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being a Mariners fan:
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"You can tell blood types by taste? How does that even work?" "Kind of like this—" Dear reader, I had been keeping a warm tube of A+ in my bra for a reason.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rest in piss vilerat
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"You *do* surround yourself with a *lot* of dogs." "I pull bitches." — @butchfemboy.bsky.social
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Personal aircraft" implies the existence of a impersonal aircraft. Such as the MQ-9 Reaper.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The problem with taking painkillers for a pulled hamstring (painful, can't move the way I'd like it to) is that I'm supposed to get sharp objects shoved into my body in the near future and would like *that* to hurt as much as possible.
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