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Out of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps.

Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tbh it sucks you’re dreams were like “hey what if your friend sucked!” Stop it! I dont wanna have feelings about things they didn’t do!

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She’s coming together! (Literally)

Knee length cherry red dress with a high neckline and lacking sleeves

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hello, yes, I just won playing chicken with my bobbin.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Y’all this is the slowest Friday ever.

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not gonna lie the Eggers “Romeo and Juliet” announcement gave me war flashbacks to hs freshman lit class i that I had wholly forgot about.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Local woman annoyed she can’t read some people for shit.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026

I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chose an item of clothing that is far to overstimulating to my senses and we are SUFFERING

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Once again fighting the feminine urge to be ✨mean✨

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

thank you bisexual dice polycule

image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.

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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What if we sat in silence while we both charged our phones on the bisexual couch? 👉👈

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

For real tho i have friends who had people in their neighborhood that wanted the HOA to start DNA testing the poop.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Over 30 mood of is it heartburn or is my serum acting up.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This week really shaping up to be “what if you were a hot mess, but you didn’t even get to be be hot.”

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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A fun thing about the history is that if you dig even slightly below the surface you’ll find out how horny everyone has always been.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just kidding we’ve skipped cookies and went to poor life choices

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have lost control of my day and am having peanut butter cookies for dinner

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I did not major in Psych to see this bullshit happen again.

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My "I am not complicit" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.

A screen grap of an article in the independent with a headline reading "Ed Sheeran breaks silence on Macklemore tour drama: 'I am not complicit'.

It also has a picture of him looking a absolute mess, as per, with his arm around Macklemore.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We are running on 3 hours of sleep, a red bull and a whole heck of spite this morning

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

1 FEAR (cutting into my real fabric for a project)

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026

Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Someone take me apple picking

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Naps are magic. Post nap i have started some focaccia, cleaned the fridge, cleaned the bathroom, took out the garbage and spot treated a bag

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We’ve had such poor sleep this week we are reaching “chew the scenery” levels of brain function.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026

Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

A tuesday that masquerades as a monday is know as The Bastard's Tuesday, and it fucking sucks.

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Listen ya gal just want’s it to be cool enough to be cute at the flea market is that too much to ask

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thank you lesbian tractor witch

image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

fox news is writing yaoi fanfic now about two men they can't stop calling manly and handsome

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Local woman may still be a dumbass, results pending.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?

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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Tbh wild anyone thought this was a good idea bc there is no overlap! The circles of the vendigram are in different time zones! I’m gonna have to explain to Patterson readers what a “mr. Beast” is! I hate it!

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