Sign in

Burnsieb

@burnsieb.bsky.social
139 followers 108 following 1.7K posts

Once again i am here to muse to the void and enthusiastically talk about libraries, nothing else matters anyway.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Burnsieb
The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
461121351
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 4h
Oddly specific gripe of the day. If you are putting dresses, costumes etc. LET US SEE THE BACK TOO DANG NABIT.
020
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 5h
✨the podcast that hates you back✨
070
Reposted by Burnsieb
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 9h
it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.
20991167
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
static.klipy.com
Hazbin Hotel's Niffty: Face Plant to Thumbs Up
Alt: Hazbin Hotel's Niffty: Face Plant to Thumbs Up
010
Reposted by Burnsieb
Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
92260216
Reposted by Burnsieb
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
214104311652
Reposted by Burnsieb
Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 06/10/2026
I'm striking out on an adventure because Kevin said I wouldn't. Screw you, Kevin!! 😡 You don't know me!!
3860767
Reposted by Burnsieb
Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
1243205762
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time one of the local radio stations does a flashback Saturday to the early nineties i die a little
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
werewolves can be killed by shooting them through the heart with a silver bullet, which will actually kill most non-werewolves as well
724636
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am not allowed to purchase/play dressmaker until i finish the actual thing i am sewing.
020
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen, i know this ep is primarily about mr jimmy but it’s so satisfying to hear other people shit talk Patterson outside of the library worker community.
0110
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh nooooo. I was always a little obsessed/ scared with “girl with the green ribbon” myself
010
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a “pro data center ad” on the radio this morning and immediately wanted to throw my car’s whole radio system in the nearest body of water
020
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am literally going to rip a zipper in half out of spite
000
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re rewatching helluva boss while we undo our sewing mistakes and oh no my feelings
020
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fun 🙃
000
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dare i ask what the fuck the day drinker is
100
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah zippers, my arch nemesis
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
Nerdy [Monocular Musician] @nerdynanny.com · 03/07/2026
AI is not a creative color.
the drawing pad from DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED. he is made of fabric and felt and stares off to the left of the screen. he is most associated with the phrase "green is not a creative color" which is what this post parodies, regarding AI being for morons incapable of creating themselves
214845
Reposted by Burnsieb
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
467144702894
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We having deep dish and sewing our feelings
030
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Local woman is annoyed, needs treat.
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
313030520
Reposted by Burnsieb
The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps theonion.com/hacky-pop-up-book-s-na…
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps
478549
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local woman has social graces of a walnut
010
Reposted by Burnsieb
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
113191053951
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk why but being a simp for ai just feels like such a”someone needs a swirly” behavior
130
Reposted by Burnsieb
.meow @dotmeow.org · 30/09/2026
Out of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps.
3526355
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But really! You’ve got the per capita advantage on “weird.”
010
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love that “weird” is a category.
1170
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate that these words are in a sentence
000
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbh it sucks you’re dreams were like “hey what if your friend sucked!” Stop it! I dont wanna have feelings about things they didn’t do!
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
17124582613
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m out here destroying every ocean deam island to build vast coral forests myself
130
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She’s coming together! (Literally)
Knee length cherry red dress with a high neckline and lacking sleeves
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
4161871292
Reposted by Burnsieb
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
89202694200
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello, yes, I just won playing chicken with my bobbin.
000
Reposted by Burnsieb
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
2928477842
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sending Good Vibes: Think Positive
ALT: Sending Good Vibes: Think Positive
000
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y’all this is the slowest Friday ever.
120
Reposted by Burnsieb
Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
101992195
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Images with threatening auras
010
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not gonna lie the Eggers “Romeo and Juliet” announcement gave me war flashbacks to hs freshman lit class i that I had wholly forgot about.
100
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Local woman annoyed she can’t read some people for shit.
010
Reposted by Burnsieb
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes
261057182
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chose an item of clothing that is far to overstimulating to my senses and we are SUFFERING
000
Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sending Good Vibes: Think Positive
Alt: Sending Good Vibes (aggressive)
010