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Shazamer Imposter Syndrome in the streets, Dunning-Kruger in the sheets I � unicode! California's inexplicable resistance to federal norms

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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 6h
They're called steppe horse archers, maybe you've horde of them
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 14h
s/admits to/boasts of
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 15h
The loss of price stability will be more than offset by the treasure we will steal from the giant in the clouds once these magic beans give us access
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tarski Baby
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disgusting. Needs to get off his commie ass and stomp some necks to climb that ladder of success
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Qanon was exactly right. Just about the wrong people
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Requesting time off for my father's funeral. I have to select the reason as "I need time to refresh and renew" because human needs that don't relate to efficiency are invisible to capital's view of labor
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shrugger in the loop
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude Funyons
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tactical Funyons
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then they would be Responsibilityuns
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Off topic but I really dig the retro, Rand Corp style graphics in that article
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proposing regulation that data centers must source copper exclusively from Ea-nāṣir
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a US American, to our European friends: I urge you to urge us to eat shit
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MEDIEVAL PEASANT: You are wrong and wierd GUY IN WELL: And yet you refuse to clean up my ink cloud. Interesting!
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Favorite part is the oil/blood gushing out like a horror movie
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won’t even speak to someone who doesn’t have these stances
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Grant Ennis @grantennis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The paradox of transportation in the late twentieth century is that while it became possible to travel to the moon, it also became impossible, in many cases, to walk across the street.” - Joell Vanderwagen, 1995 archive.org/details/isbn...
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Beyond the car
191 p. : 23 cm
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Governor just signed my bill to allow people to sue ICE, Border Patrol, and other federal agents for violating people’s constitutional rights. Starting immediately, people can sue federal agents retroactive to abuse occurring in March 2025.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We didn’t uninvent filling buildings with asbestos or putting lead in all the gasoline and paint. You’re allowed to stop doing harmful things and it’s possible to do so.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: Undocumented workers lay traps for child molesters, titled ALIEN VS PREDATOR
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Timo Mihaljov @timo.mihaljov.com · 26/09/2026
Researcher: In my paper I discuss the ways in which automation may expand rather than eliminate problems with the human operator Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Automation from classic research paper Ironies of Automation
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calling a press conference to announce that my new pseudorandom number generator has given me some UNEXPECTED numbers
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t move the boundary leftwards, because then I will be right wing!
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just had a lightbulb moment with combo of Jevons and Parkinson’s law — does Jevons provide the mechanism of bureaucracy growth? Individual productivity increases, more internal work, more outputs, more demand for people to process those regardless of external effect?
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this is universal for a lot of kinds work. I feel this way about my research
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when I see really obvious laws being broken and the authorities just shrugging and saying Oh well! Nothing we can do about it!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My POOR IMPULSE CONTROL forehead tattoo is raising questions already answered by gnghhblgh
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still brain-coding here. Just braining it out. Programming is how I think things through.
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a workplace safety inspector I would win the rebellion by issuing crippling fines to the Empire. "Well well well, yet another bottomless chasm with no railing"
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An Erfurt-style Latrine Disaster, the best possible outcome
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just another battle in the #WarOnWalking
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
M.O.D.O.P.
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A teen girl who has just been told by her dad she can't go out wearing that miniskirt
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The news orgs ought to send a bunch of elementary school Li'l Reporters to cover it
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
midterms fever baby get into it
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Grant Ennis @grantennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Car travel incurs USD 0.16 per vehicle-kilometer in private costs and USD 0.55 per vehicle-kilometer in social costs [subsidies]. Globally, these costs translate to USD 2.1 trillion in private and USD 7.2 trillion in social costs [subsidies] per year" www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats should make a statement putting everyone on notice that the demolition of the Kennedy Center would be an illegal act, and they will now or eventually hold any board members who approve it, and any contractors who commit it, criminally responsible.
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the whites are at it again [80s style graphic]
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds about white
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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We Must Create the Shit Machine
“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A...
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I Have No Fucks and I Must Pray
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ijw @bulletsweetp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They are not happy, nor will they ever be happy. Small consolation for us though.
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