Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 1hSuch a bummer Bob Uecker didn’t get to see this. Finish it, Brewers 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Andy Reid’s mustache twitches violently enough to wake him up from a quick meat nap. Two quick sniffs, his spidey sense on high alert. “A new way to run a handoff to Noah Gray…daggum this is gonna be a good one” 000
Reposted by Buford Lunchboxlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office 586397
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sturgill Simpson - SOUND & FURY absolutely whips ass. More of him speeding up his evolution than shifting styles in a different direction, but a great album either way 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching the Mahomes postgame press conference and why does a dude with so much money dress the way I dressed my character in San Andreas when I was 12 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/202612 play drive and never even reached a 3rd down, god I missed the Chiefs being watchable 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would sign up for any tv package that runs a channel dedicated to only showing Aaron Rodgers’ mopey face while he gets sacked every third play. This game has been a delight 020
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of the optimism around the Chiefs defense this year hedged the promise of youth and speed with the assumption that there would be some growing pains, but they could be scary as the season goes on. What if they just skipped the growing pains phase?static.klipy.comTodd Haley's Surprised FaceAlt: Todd Haley getting upsettingly excited 000
Reposted by Buford LunchboxJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Chiefs on their bullshit (compliment) in the redzone again, they might have the swagger back 517512
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I would pay a lot of money to get to eavesdrop on Tom Cruise trying to explain Scientology to Travis Kelce 000
Reposted by Buford LunchboxAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026youtu.be'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 8051211158
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Had to get a physical when participating in a vaccine trial. Doc was done in like 2 minutes so I said “is that it?” and he said “unless you want a rectal, for fun” as a joke. He must have brought his “humor” to all the patients in the study because he was replaced a week later 000
Reposted by Buford Lunchboxactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026"imagine AI was suddenly banned" okay I would have no loss in productivity but I would say "fuck off" to my computer several fewer times a day than I do currently 1326836
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comDenzel Washington: Not Leaving EmptyAlt: Gif of Denzel Washington saying “im leaving here with something” 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One of the best parts of Twitter before the nazi takeover was Sam’s page making silly videos with his farm animals. Ranks right up there with Henry Winkler posting his fishing trips. RIP 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Sudden illness” was him getting ragdolled around his bathroom like Dave England doing the firehouse rodeo 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Every USMNT player so far today when attempting the most basic pass imaginable 010
Reposted by Buford LunchboxRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis. 131837345
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Two types of people will see that man get my nose. The first type is the emotionally shallow person who just sees a thumb and that's it for them. Everyone else will think about the emotions it created for babymen like myself who really thought their nose had been stolen. I love it for this! 010
Reposted by Buford LunchboxBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026pausa de hidratación 111696346
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOO-ah shit wait wait waaaaaaiittttttt -OOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Looks like someone tried to make Bruce Willis out of play doh 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Saw a cybertruck at the grocery store with a “We bought it before we knew Elon was an idiot” bumper sticker and I’m so curious what the line was for that person? Thought everyone knew he sucked looooong before those dumpsters hit the road 122
Reposted by Buford LunchboxBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"what message do you have to bring voters into the fold" it's eat shit, people love telling goons and creeps to eat shit, it's Make Those Fucks Eat Shit 2026 and it's carrying 49/50 states 346577
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live Weird Al Tyler, The Creator 311 Snoop Dogg The Offspring Peach Pit Clipse Sturgill Simpson The Brook & The Bluff Mt. Joy 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When you tell your stylist “make me look like a king” but they hear “make me look like Shaun King” 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Need a baseball writer that spent time around him to weigh in on what would have been more entertaining: Zack Greinke pitching with ABS…or Zack Greinke hitting with ABS. I imagine him talking wild shit on his catcher if they lost a challenge @mollyknight.bsky.social @bymccullough.bsky.social 100
Reposted by Buford LunchboxBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution” 2667291821
Reposted by Buford LunchboxDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I know we get inured to stuff, but it is hard to fathom the cruelty here. At a time of tax cuts for the most powerful, they are trying to remove basic supports for the most vulnerable. The Trump administration's war on people with disabilities continues. 381873863
Reposted by Buford LunchboxNew American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.commedia.tenor.coma picture of a fireworks display taken by courtesy of courtesy.tumblr.comAlt: the biggest most beautiful golden fireworks explosion you've ever seen 201067263
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 24/04/2026$28 for the margin of victory in the 2003 Big 12 Championship, doubled in solidarity with @jonfmorse.com because gut issues suck ass and Go Cats @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Buford Lunchboxceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine 293764587
Reposted by Buford LunchboxDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 06/04/2026we'll see how it shakes out over the course of years, but as of right now, mamdani is definitely showing how the future of good progressive governance means "use government to do good things and then post about it" both parts are important! 11372871393
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Didn’t realize this many people were Always Sunny fans, cool to see Artemis getting some love. Top tier side charactermedia.tenor.coma woman says " gonna take my bra off blast my nips " in front of a crowdAlt: Gif of Artemis from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia saying " gonna take my bra off blast my nips " in front of a crowd 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Cat owners and toddler parents comparing which company’s cardboard packaging has lived loose in their home the longest 000
Reposted by Buford LunchboxRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Opening Day should 1) include all 30 teams 2) schedule every game to start at the same exact time 3) mandate that the first pitch for all 15 games be thrown simultaneously to see if we can open some kind of Baseball Wormhole 33858106
Reposted by Buford LunchboxEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The first trailer for Martin McDonagh’s ‘WILD HORSE NINE’ has been released. In theaters on November 6. #WildHorseNine #MartinMcDonagh 0518
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Never change, weird gif titles on Microsoft Teams 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026“No big deal, Mondesi will be healthy soon anyway, try Witt in CF” was something I wholeheartedly believed for way too long 010
Reposted by Buford LunchboxRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️ 111496293
Reposted by Buford LunchboxRobbie Bettelon @robbiebettelon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man 6692145
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hell yeah USA (the hockey team, not the country) 000
Reposted by Buford LunchboxGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Prince Andrew’s arrest 629622
