Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 3hSuch a bummer Bob Uecker didn’t get to see this. Finish it, Brewers 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 4hOh man, I would pay an irresponsible amount for a Thigpen jersey. I was convinced he was a future star 020
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 4hI think I have that exact same Bono jersey hanging in my closet. It and my Brodie Croyle hang next to the Mahomes, major “look how far we’ve come” whiplash seeing the progression 121
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comTodd Haley's Surprised FaceAlt: Former Kansas City Chiefs coach Todd Haley getting uncomfortably excited 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Football failures can also happen over and over for the same guy. Earlier this season I watched a terrible Patriots-Steelers game because it involved Aaron Rodgers getting his dick kicked in over and over and over. Unfortunately can’t see Jason Adam give up multiple walk-offs in the same game 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comLighten Up, FrancisAlt: “Lighten Up, Francis” scene from the movie Stripes 100
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Everyone Bill mentioned is part of line two of your list, so we’re all good! 100
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Maybe futbol. Or maybe she’s only ever watched 90 seconds of football and it’s a “getting some real Boss Baby vibes” situation 020
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hot damn is that former Kansas City Chief legend Quinn Gray coaching FAMU? Hell yeah 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A Popeyes breakfast menu would be great, but the truly amazing opportunity is seeing what the legendary Popeyes customer service would look like at 6AM. Might be the first time someone has to put up “Breakfast Security” posts on Indeed 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah shit I’m gonna be playing this all night 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Most years he’s already on the roster and gets an offseason restructure, must have just been muscle memory 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Andy Reid’s mustache twitches violently enough to wake him up from a quick meat nap. Two quick sniffs, his spidey sense on high alert. “A new way to run a handoff to Noah Gray…daggum this is gonna be a good one” 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol that tracks, didn’t give off the vibes of dudes who grew up struggling. Solid show as an opener though, and good chemistry with Caamp. Lead came back out to duet on a Fleetwood Mac cover 110
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s up with the name? My gf is a big fan of theirs, I just know what she’s played in the car but don’t know much about them 100
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Definitely should try to catch Caamp, especially if tickets are cheap. Saw them last month with The Brook & The Bluff, really fun show 100
Reposted by Buford Lunchboxlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office 586397
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is how Johnny Knoxville would be standing (if he even could stand) after a rematch with Butterbean 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sturgill Simpson - SOUND & FURY absolutely whips ass. More of him speeding up his evolution than shifting styles in a different direction, but a great album either way 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 30/09/20263. Buzzed at a bar that has urinals with the little one-way glass window looking back into the bar 2. Outdoor piss on a fence/cement wall where you can write your name in cursive 1. Road trip pit stop piss after trying to hold off as long as possible. Damn near see god in those ones 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think the time element is key. Snyder rebuilt AND made it last decades, that is just as impressive as the turnaround itself. If Indiana stays a consistent power for the next decade or two, that’s when the the comparison to Snyder becomes real 020
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I assumed they bought trump’s imported mystery beef on the cheap. Panda Express rolled out some kind of brisket at the same time that seemed suspicious too 011
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sirianni, because he’s getting so much joy out of being a dickhead. Payton at least looks miserable most of the time 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To point of his message is to get Kansas to elect a senator with a D next to their name, something that did seem like a fantasy for a while. Yeah it’s a lot of squishy language that means nothing to most people, but it means something to some of the people he’ll need to get Marshall out of here 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the books features a climactic fight between Reacher and a 4 ft tall drug lord in an underground fallout shelter built for children, so Reacher has to fight on his knees in the dark. Adapt that with an extremely short actor who is heavily associated with the city of Philadelphia already… 030
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw one proposal to trade like a 1, a 2, and a 3 for London and someone replied saying “throw in Worthy to get London and Pitts”. Special level of dumb there 110
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/20262018 maybe, before Kareem got cut? God it’s nice to see a stuffed stat sheet game again 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching the Mahomes postgame press conference and why does a dude with so much money dress the way I dressed my character in San Andreas when I was 12 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/09/202612 play drive and never even reached a 3rd down, god I missed the Chiefs being watchable 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would sign up for any tv package that runs a channel dedicated to only showing Aaron Rodgers’ mopey face while he gets sacked every third play. This game has been a delight 020
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They listed the subject of the bio (Tate) for some reason. Just poorly written 121
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Only an “unlikely” source because Lane seems like more of a Grok guy 030
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kind of stiff arm you usually only see in those clips of mascots playing against 11 year olds 010
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of the optimism around the Chiefs defense this year hedged the promise of youth and speed with the assumption that there would be some growing pains, but they could be scary as the season goes on. What if they just skipped the growing pains phase?static.klipy.comTodd Haley's Surprised FaceAlt: Todd Haley getting upsettingly excited 000
Reposted by Buford LunchboxJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Chiefs on their bullshit (compliment) in the redzone again, they might have the swagger back 517512
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I would pay a lot of money to get to eavesdrop on Tom Cruise trying to explain Scientology to Travis Kelce 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026KC wins by 8 and the entire fanbase is miserable for every second of it. Chiefs football is back 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026First attempt successfully converts a 4th and 1. Second attempt results in a penalty as Kelce drops back to pass and ends up completing a pass to Trey Smith. The broadcast mics pick up Mahomes taking the lord’s name in vain so aggressively that it becomes a viral meme and he posts a formal apology 110
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026With no Kareen Hunt and Andy Reid still not allowing Mahomes to do sneaks, the Chiefs roll out a goal line package of Mahomes split out wide, Justin Fields at RB, and Travis Kelce under center. Basically the Andy Reid version of this Dril tweet 100
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Plus when your first official media gig is with barstool… Can’t even imagine what their “training” looks like. “How to hit on the interns without it turning into HR bullshit” “How to sneak booze onto your expense reports” “History of women in journalism” but it’s just reporter cleavage pics 120
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When he was just posting videos on Twitter of him recording his tv from the couch and doing detailed breakdowns of special teams plays, that was legitimately interesting stuff! They he got so up his own ass when they put him on tv more. 110
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Love that they get placed up in the front of the cart on some cushioning, nestled nice and cozy. Like when you see a snooty old lady bring her schnauzer into a Target 000
Buford Lunchbox @bufordlunchbox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026youtu.bePrince and the Revolution - Raspberry Beret (Official 4K Music Video)YouTube video by Prince 020
Reposted by Buford LunchboxAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026youtu.be'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 8051211158
