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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually you did vote for this, dipshit
Erick Erickson: Talked to a friend whose business has been hit hard by diesel and tariffs. He vented, "I voted for him, but I didn't vote for this." Real frustration out there.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn…
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
NYT being scummy once again lmbo
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the cycle of over sharing. the text reads “Oversharing. Yapper's regret. Vow of silence. Irrepressible urge to talk.”
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 20/09/2026
Investigators are illegally accessing state voter rolls—and likely flagging U.S. citizens as “unlawful voters” in a rushed attempt to meet their quotas, a whistleblower warns. trib.al/KCGJbKG
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Trump’s Voter Fraud Quest Is Turning Illegal, Whistleblower Says
Investigators are illegally accessing state voter rolls—and likely flagging U.S. citizens as “unlawful voters” in a rushed attempt to meet their quotas, a whistleblower warns.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/09/2026
Having to buy a new 2nd, different design slow feed bowl because my 8yo golden is somehow eating her food too fast again to the point of being sick. She's lucky I love her
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moe is our leader 🫡
An image of The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly), saluting, in front of an American flag. Shemp is suspiciously absent 😒, posted on Instagram from the official Three Stooges account and Officialc3entertaint. 

The text says “The Three Stooges are honoring and remembering all those who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks. We salute all of our first responders and military personnel who stepped up to the protection of the city. We’ll never forget and make sure to honor them every day.”
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Missing the point meme w/ Akira.  Point received: "Wow! Post-War Japan struggled with its leap into an industrial future and had massive anxiety about the responsible use of nuclear power!"  Point missed "Motorcycles are so fucking cool"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
JPMorgan on stagnant wages: "So it looks, by the numbers, it's a very tight labor market. But it doesn't feel that way to workers and they don't feel like they've got the ability to ask for wage increases. In fact, the wage number today, year-over-year, was the lowest since May of 2021."
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can’t say you weren’t warned
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WNBA players doing normal professional athlete things now 👍
But when it came to WNBA salaries, Williams was paid $180,000 for the 2025 season. Then she signed a two-year, $2.44 million deal that pays $1.19 million in 2026. Hiedeman saw a 455.6% increase from 2025 to 2026.

After Hiedeman signed her two-year, $1.525 million deal with the Seattle Storm, she bought Williams, a huge anime fan, a special birthday gift: a custom, 7-foot-tall statue of Goku from the show "Dragon Ball." The creation was so big that they couldn't get it through the front door.

"I ain't gonna lie, I spent a little bit on that," Hiedeman said. "They had to make it, ship it, do everything.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
you guys kept reposting that video of trump with the huge dumpy and now we can't post pictures
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
[searches steam] where the fuck is boggle
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 15/08/2026
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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pc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Max Payne 2 (2003)
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SocksBX 😁 @socksbx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 04/08/2026
my latest masterpiece, Laptop Smoking a Cigarette (gouache, colored pencil)
a tiny square canvas on a little wooden easel, and the painting? well, it's perfect
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 28/07/2026
Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
Screenshot of a LinkedIn post announcing a promotion at Bank of America. The author’s name and profile details are blacked out. 

The post reads:

“I am truly grateful for the opportunity to step into this new role as Assistant Manager. This achievement is a reflection of the hard work, dedication, and support that have been part of my journey. I am excited to continue learning, growing, and leading by example while supporting my team and making a positive impact on our clients and our community. I look forward to this next chapter and everything we will accomplish together. Bank of America”

Below is a red, white, and navy promotional graphic featuring a young man in a dark suit and tie. Large text reads: “Bank of America. Proud to announce. I have been promoted to Assistant Manager at Bank of America.” A quote at the bottom says: “Grateful for the opportunity. Committed to the team. Focused on making an impact.”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's the goose from untitled goose game knocking the farmer over in front of the no goose sign
With the text "reject the police state"
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lol
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 15/07/2026
@christopher-isaak.bsky.social 🗣️📣 BRING BACK THE SODIUM LACTATE IN OUR GUMMI WORMS!!!!
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 15/07/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/07/2026
My favorite memory of Lindsey Graham was him being flown back and forth from Israel over the span of months having Mossad coach him on how to approach Trump regarding starting the Iran War. He bragged about it, openly.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/07/2026
missing David Lynch
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friday at last…
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 10/07/2026
I miss being able to drink straight "from the tap" #FishMilkMemories
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 27/06/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
'Went twice' lol
Tom mein kampf scene succession
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 20/06/2026
Hey @gizmodo.com, there's a malicious pop-up on your website directing people to paste unknown code into their powershell. Using Edge and Adblocker and still getting this.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pat from Achewood
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
NOW WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETEN HOLDIN A CHICKEN "DIDENT PLAN TO LIVE THIS LONG, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW " HOW DO YOU CONTINUE TO BE YOUR SELF 30 OR 40 OR 80 YEAR'S AFTER YOUR BORN??? IF YOU CHANGE ARE YOU FINALLY YOUR SELF OR ARE YOU BETRAYING WHO YOU USE TO BE???? IS THE CONCEPTION OF YOUR SELF TRULY UP TO YOU OR IS IT ONLY A REFLECTION OF WHAT THOSE AROUND YOU SEE IN YOU???? MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL KNOW BUT FOR NOW IM JUST GONGA KEEP KICKEN ASS AND SEEING WHERE IT GOES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sure why not let’s go Knicks
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest: a thing that is happening on the White House Lawn The bread is beer, the beer costs $12. Romans got theirs for free. The circus, as you can see, is everywhere
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"Kinski's behaviour on set became even more impossible."(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"Whenever I came onto set he would shout at me,"Screenshot of Klaus Kinski being helped onto a boat with the subtitle

"Hallo! Hallo! Here comes the Blowjob Brothers!"(faked) screenshot of a youngish Werner Herzog giving an interview in the jungle. Subtitles read

"even though I was often alone."
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DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A "charm" of hummingbirds is a great day! (look it up!)
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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I told my son if the Knicks win the title we’re going to New York and setting a police car on fire. I want him to have the childhood I never had.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you don't look like this don't tell me you're "Very Online"
Six 90s-era people with leather coats and computer accessories on their bodies
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Barrelhouse @barrelhouse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy
ABOUT AI: 
Anyone who uses AI to write something they submit to us is a loser, and we want nothing to do with them.
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