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nerds look on me the way vampires look on count chocula

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually you did vote for this, dipshit
Erick Erickson: Talked to a friend whose business has been hit hard by diesel and tariffs. He vented, "I voted for him, but I didn't vote for this." Real frustration out there.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn…
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
lmao
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
if I had 60 bones to spare I'd buy it. Goddamn I love me some Max Payne 1
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
Love the dress, is that coin-operated scale?
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
NYT being scummy once again lmbo
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 24/09/2026
the first time you complained about his big dumpy bluesky lost the ability to post pictures for HOURS
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 24/09/2026
lmao
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
they're disrupting the fraud industry
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 21/09/2026
oh sweet Abdul is on bluesky too. Get that pet dog for your daughters yet? lol
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the cycle of over sharing. the text reads “Oversharing. Yapper's regret. Vow of silence. Irrepressible urge to talk.”
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 20/09/2026
Investigators are illegally accessing state voter rolls—and likely flagging U.S. citizens as “unlawful voters” in a rushed attempt to meet their quotas, a whistleblower warns. trib.al/KCGJbKG
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Trump’s Voter Fraud Quest Is Turning Illegal, Whistleblower Says
Investigators are illegally accessing state voter rolls—and likely flagging U.S. citizens as “unlawful voters” in a rushed attempt to meet their quotas, a whistleblower warns.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 17/09/2026
thanks jon very cool ilu and whatnot
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/09/2026
Mitsubishi Eclipe GT-R's and GSX's were my favorite car in high school and now they've just all but given up on what was (imho) a solid tuner market. I'd dare say even Subaru has tamed the WRX into a bit of a Honda clone.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/09/2026
Having to buy a new 2nd, different design slow feed bowl because my 8yo golden is somehow eating her food too fast again to the point of being sick. She's lucky I love her
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 15/09/2026
Team Fortress Classic 2fort because it's just an unbeatable team arena design wise. Close 2nd Unreal Tournament 99 Facing Worlds. Mostly due to aesthetic.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 14/09/2026
Delete your account
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 13/09/2026
I do this with friends, but at the country they live in level lol
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/09/2026
They would never haha. They love Trump like how the White House Press Corp loved Leavitt. 🤢
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/09/2026
The media really needs to stop entertaining these obvious lies.
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moe is our leader 🫡
An image of The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly), saluting, in front of an American flag. Shemp is suspiciously absent 😒, posted on Instagram from the official Three Stooges account and Officialc3entertaint. 

The text says “The Three Stooges are honoring and remembering all those who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks. We salute all of our first responders and military personnel who stepped up to the protection of the city. We’ll never forget and make sure to honor them every day.”
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 08/09/2026
Sharing my "I can't believe I'm old" HS jams
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
save some room we have to fit The Atlantic in the ship too
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Missing the point meme w/ Akira.  Point received: "Wow! Post-War Japan struggled with its leap into an industrial future and had massive anxiety about the responsible use of nuclear power!"  Point missed "Motorcycles are so fucking cool"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
JPMorgan on stagnant wages: "So it looks, by the numbers, it's a very tight labor market. But it doesn't feel that way to workers and they don't feel like they've got the ability to ask for wage increases. In fact, the wage number today, year-over-year, was the lowest since May of 2021."
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 04/09/2026
I remember Tila Tequila went through a coma and came out of it a white supremacist. It’s sad
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can’t say you weren’t warned
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
a regular 'ol bubble boy
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 26/08/2026
it's flipper's cousin
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 23/08/2026
I remember Cuban on Jon Steward's podcast, it was mostly him just rambling about how much he loves crypto
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WNBA players doing normal professional athlete things now 👍
But when it came to WNBA salaries, Williams was paid $180,000 for the 2025 season. Then she signed a two-year, $2.44 million deal that pays $1.19 million in 2026. Hiedeman saw a 455.6% increase from 2025 to 2026.

After Hiedeman signed her two-year, $1.525 million deal with the Seattle Storm, she bought Williams, a huge anime fan, a special birthday gift: a custom, 7-foot-tall statue of Goku from the show "Dragon Ball." The creation was so big that they couldn't get it through the front door.

"I ain't gonna lie, I spent a little bit on that," Hiedeman said. "They had to make it, ship it, do everything.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 21/08/2026
girls rock
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
you guys kept reposting that video of trump with the huge dumpy and now we can't post pictures
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
good its not just me
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
[searches steam] where the fuck is boggle
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
it's PIT PAT!
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
We spoke to Farmer Johnathan, when reached for follow up had also disappeared
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 15/08/2026
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 14/08/2026
The second they did away with ad-free viewing w prime I cancelled. Been happy to avoid amazon since lol
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 14/08/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social in the pocket of big haggerty
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/08/2026
not famliar with that one :( but here's my 2nd fav
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 12/08/2026
not fair u posted the best one
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 10/08/2026
hahaha point made--ah that feels good.
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Bryan @bryan.broketheinternet.com · 10/08/2026
No lie I used to love using the em-dash but thanks to AI I've been holding off. I want people to know my posts are 100% farm-to-table authentic bullshit
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