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Sara Lando

@bruko.bsky.social
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Visual art and collaborations with molds and critters. Definitely not three raccoons in a trench coat. She/her www.saralando.com

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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 17h
I often think about the Neverending Story, one of my favorite books when I was a kid, and especially about our inability to wish for things. We have a lot of small wishes but would we be able to rebuild Fantasia and make it magnificent? MFGA
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI gives you the promise to be able to pretend to be cool and capable. That slutty guitar player from school who got the girl you were in love with? He's now rendered redundant and you can fall asleep to the sound of the girl's synthesized voice singing to you that she loves you (he still fucks her)
Screenshot of a post on X by Nick Saraev claiming that Spotify, Apple Music, and music streaming are “over” because recent advances in AI-generated music, including Suno v6, will enable infinitely personalized music. The post says current perceptions of AI music are based on technology from “2–3 generations ago.”
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you have very good headphones and you start blasting classical music in very crowded situations, everything looks like a very poignant moment from a movie. The kid crying because he dropped his ice cream cone while Albinoni's adagio is playing? Pure beauty.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This bring me so much joy
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all the money in the world, and the most you can imagine is RH Jonestown.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's why it's bullshit. Why would I care about their big bad boi recital when their "cutting edge" technology is only cutting profit for a handful of people and endlessly edging the rest of us?
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wake me up when AI agents start redistributing billionaires' money, wipe out student debts and grab pharmaceutical companies' patents to make them open source and disable every paywall to a scientific papers
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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16/09/2026
LOL
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Slightly unrelated: the amount of acquaintances who are self proclaimed "very careful" and "never click on links in weird emails, you'd be so dumb to do that" whom I have personally seen scanning random QR codes without a single thought is scary. What do people think QR codes are?!
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah yeah it's so cool that everyone is vibecoding websites even though they have no idea how to do shit. Now everything that isn't slow as fuck is broken. And if it isn't l, it's siphoning data or installing malware. It feels like downloading porn in the late 90s
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is driving me bonkers. What do you mean I cannot add more RAM and a shitty setup costs way more than the best setup I could have 5 years ago and performes worse? So that Vanessa can turn herself into a Ghibli character and someone's boss can avoid writing his kids' birthday cards?
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Few things delight me more than hyping someone to someone else behind their back
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Truly! Wtf?
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If I find out you're delegating our conversation to Chat GPT I will properly learn how to code for the sole purpose of bricking your phone
macrumors.com
ChatGPT Can Now Read and Send iMessages on Mac
OpenAI today said there's a new Apple Messages plugin for ChatGPT, allowing ChatGPT on Mac to search messages, draft messages, analyze conversations, and send replies to people. The Apple Messages plu...
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
setup (shot hand held on a mirrorless holding the inverted lens like the absolute clown that I am, because I don't have access to the macro for the medium format any more and I can't justify to myself getting another one)
A small labelled Petri dish containing a fungal sample sits on black paper on a worktable. It is surrounded by a green cutting mat, a white card used as a backdrop, and photographic equipment, suggesting a tabletop setup for documenting the specimen.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have this thing where I "record" photo sessions on Petri dishes, just for funsies. And I know there's no meaning nor real value to these... but on the left we were talking about hope and on the right I was talking to someone who's grieving and sometimes the microfluffsters just... get it.
Diptych of close-up photographs showing fungal growth. On the left, large soft white and pale beige colonies form dense, cottony spheres, with a few darker spots emerging from the surface. On the right, a darker mass of fine white filaments is densely covered with hundreds of tiny brown and black spherical structures, creating an intricate, granular texture.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To be honest I haven't been able to tell for a while, especially for types of photography where heavy post production or piecing together different images is the norm (jewelry and car campaigns have been often 3D renderings or hybrid for years now)
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Apparently the only moment there people remember child abuse is bad is when they need to pass some mass surveillance bullshit (that inevitably will end up putting actual children in even more danger)
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
or, as I call it when I want people to actually listen these days: analog generative AI (I haven't read the article BTW, I'm just in shitposting mood)
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Listen, I try very heard to not be sucked into things that sound so insane that they verge into conspiracy theory territory but these people make it so hard
forbes.com
Cami Clark—Dario Amodei’s Wife—Wanted Jeffrey Epstein To Invest In Porn Business
Clark approached Epstein after he had already been convicted for soliciting prostitution.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here goes my night
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm back home and covered in dogs. All is well
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A year and a half is not a very long time. I feel nowadays we're expected to grieve in a timeframe that is convenient to productivity but in my experience it's like the whole body needs to go through complete cellular regeneration before things are less... bitey. It does get better though, I promise
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eventually the ability to read and write with your own two eyes without being supported by smart technology will be marked as seditious
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And there's no shortcuts. No magic tools. Just an accumulation of time and failures and stubbornness that eventually becomes something and all the people I talk to seem to agree that they don't want or need help for that part. Technology should do the dishes and fold laundry
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's something I have always seen in the photography world too: there are people whose words about photography tell a story of "passion" and "emotion" but then you see their photos and they're... ok. Sometimes they have a good shot but you see they don't actually care much
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of the main things this project is teaching me is how much of knowledge is filtered through a body and depends on being in a physical space. This is something no LLM can understand nor simulate credibly enough. You talk with people who "get it" and it's an instant recognition
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Well, apparently by just doing what I have been doing since I was 4 I have now acquired a super power. I can read books even if there is a power outage and some LLM cannot dumb it down! On paper!!
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BWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This video is a remarkable demonstration of the information density available from silver grains in photographs.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60.
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
To be honest Sara is now living in a forest and buried her phone about two years ago. I am an ai simulacrum. No one notices the difference because LLMs are just bots cosplaying as autistics anyway and the ai version of her is 23% less bitchy
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is how your email finds me. This is also why I ignored it. (Hunnebostrand, Sweden)
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm pretty sure it's a long term legal strategy called (checks notes) "I licked it, so it's mine"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is where I learn Zendaya and Susan have the same type
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Jacopo Bertolotti @jacopobertolotti.com · 05/08/2026
On August 12 a large chunk of western Europe will experience a solar eclipse. Since I have read the most nonsensical advice on how to watch the eclipse (yes, this is the internet after all) let me try to help. 1/ #Eclipse #Safety
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
those rolling stacks you'll find in any big state school library
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Le telefonate non di reale emergenza vanno programmate altrimenti purtroppo non ho sentito il telefono [inquadratura di me che guardo il telefono suonare]
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm honestly fine with the splinters
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I reject the idea that the tech is fine, since it routinely shows real problems with correctly identifying people of color, for example, and in Europe privacy is considered a fundamental human right
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I truly hope that someone out there has the skill to use this same technology and shares everything about every Italian politician: where they go, who they meet, what they buy and where that money comes from, what they see when they scroll on TikTok. You know... for our collective safety
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Italy is trying to pass AI surveillance in ways that make me sick to my stomach ilmanifesto.it/sorvegliare-...
ilmanifesto.it
Sorvegliare e punire con l’intelligenza artificiale | il manifesto
Ecco il riconoscimento facciale «a strascico». La polizia potrà usare i dati biometrici per identificare chi va in piazza anche nei giorni prima di una manifestazione
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
theonion.com
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It is! I always forget, but it's now a problem for 10-years-in-the-future me 🤟
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Sara Lando @bruko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today I got both the tick-borne encephalitis shot and the tetanus booster and because of connective tissue disorders my arms get quite sore so I am now trying to fall asleep and waking up every time I roll to the side. Remember how we told ourselves we'd get one shot at the time, Sara? This is why 😩
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
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